Penny Farthing

Any thoughts on Torrette's Syndrome? fatguts.

There is nothing wrong with @Ape™️, he is a very good friend of mine.

He chucked me out of the shop when I asked him if he had any big rubber "O" rings.

I remember a gentleman with a stammer who applied for a management job based at Llandudno Junction .. when was asked if he could speak Welsh he replied .. "Fucking Welsh! I've got a F-f-fucking job sp-speaking English!". He did not get the job .. these days of course it w-would be d-different.

Olaf

I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?" He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell".

As said I don't have a meter .. I had it by-passed and chucked it in the bin.

I don't have a gas meter.

Paging @PANZER MURPHY! Paging @PANZER MURPHY! https://news.sky.com/story/rwanda-bill-causing-migrants-to-opt-for-ireland-deputy-pm-says-13123078

Its a roman nose you fool.

Serves 2

The puzzle with Decs is that whilst I know that some simpletons can be taught to read and write .. how on earth did they manage it with Decs?

The pupil of my left eye can be very angry when the eye is about to be injected.

Mental age 4 or 8?

But this time it was in Cymru so does it matter? I will leave @Wolfie to "bleat" about your spelling.