Penny Farthing

Ape .. you need to understand that he is the boy who likes to fart in church, drop a silent but deadly in the lift or shout FAGGOT when he sees a pile of sticks.

He does have a point though.

Areso.

There are plenty of sprouts and broccoli on the shelves.

Yes .. with a few extra "ys".

I prefer the Quantas spelling myself. The anti-vaxxers are now throwing eggs and flour at midwives apparently .. it makes one feel proud to be British.

Ditto.

From a Paignton Zoo advert

Didn't he also have a Mongolian?

Schrodinger's Pangolin would be even better.

Only a bit.

A lot of the CCTV is actually not switched on.

I've got you Stubby .. dangling on the hook.

I bet that you were shooting your load as you typed that.

Where have you been .. have you been blocking more fox holes and shooting otters?

Billy you have been outed .. your anus is so stretched that a bet dyno rod could put a drain pipe up it without it touching the side.

I think that you have probably had your share of cock up your back passage as well Stubby. You talk far too much about it to not have given it a try. Do you and Billy also play golf?

No, its your sex partner with his giant cock rammed up your shitpipe you filthy homo.

Like this?

Its American HUMOR. I was watching some imported American show back in 1968 and the host introduced the "funniest comedian ever" .. it turned out to be Woody Allen who was utterly unfunny. The only way American HUMOR ever works is when they themselves send it up.

Didn't she used to do a Joan Rivers send-up act?

This one?

I like her.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

I think he might have clicked the quote button twice.