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Penny Farthing

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  1. Penny Farthing
    Why don't you wear a muffler.. preferably tightly enough to suffocate your miserable self.
  2. Penny Farthing
    Having read the background to this tale I want all skateboarders (including Stubby and Panzer) to be killed.
  3. Penny Farthing
    It would be best for all concerned (including yourself) if you fucked off and took a walk across the Grand Canal.
  4. Penny Farthing
    I have just watched a 1961 film entitled Johnny Nobody. A tale about someone shouting down a blasphemer and then claiming that he did so because god told him to do so. What a load of god fearing clowns the Irish were.
  5. Penny Farthing
    There was an anti German rhyme from the early 1900s that my father used to quote it went something like "The carpet on the stairs, the sofa and the chairs are all made in Germany".
  6. Penny Farthing
    It is a more of a psuedo-intellectual thing where you have not really got an answer and are too thick to realise what the problem is but would like people to think that you do have an answer. Another wonderful thing is the word "whitesplaining", where you are whitey with a guilt complex about black sufference.
  7. Penny Farthing
    You being "the witless middle class"?
  8. Penny Farthing
    Kill Bill?
  9. Penny Farthing
    I wonder what IamApe thinks?
  10. Penny Farthing
    The French got all the way to Moscow led by a 5' 3" cunt who was at least six feet taller than you, you fuckwit.
  11. Penny Farthing
    Are you a positive thinker Ape?
  12. Penny Farthing
    Shut the fuck up Lupo and get back in your box.
  13. Penny Farthing
    Is your name "Poppy" by any chance?
  14. Penny Farthing
    Are you from west of Beeston Hill?
  15. Penny Farthing
    Ysgol.
  16. Penny Farthing
    I am glad that you are my friend Ape,
  17. Penny Farthing
    Good night shit face.
  18. Penny Farthing
    I have just been a little sick in my mouth.
  19. Penny Farthing
    Interestingly the then West Germany gave us some very significant help in the Falklands War in that they supplied the bullets for free. Also the Chinese decided by co-incidence to tease the Soviet Navy and draw their attention away at the same time, and the Japanese Defence Force also decided to stage some exercises. Also not to forget was the help from Canada, New Zealand and Australia's armed forces.
  20. Penny Farthing
    I always buy a poppy .. with the brown folding note but I seldom wear it. I do have an issue with these alternative poppy cunts ie the white and purple poppies. No so much that they exist but rather that they push their poppies as an alternative. I am not sure that we should have a purple poppy at all. The white poppy would be all very well if they pushed it as another time .. perhaps Christmas as the "season of good will". As to the purple poppy .. yes there were animals involved but they had no choice.
  21. Penny Farthing
    Sherlock Holmes met the King of Scandinavia.
  22. Penny Farthing
    In practical terms the job will take at least four days because the work willprogress at the rate of the slowest worker. This might well show just why the economy is fucked.
  23. Penny Farthing
    What the fuck are you on about?
  24. Penny Farthing
    Stab yourself in both eyes with a screwdriver .. that might teach you to mind your own fucking business.
  25. Penny Farthing
    It is close Christmas now .. Its the thought that counts, don't forget that.
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