Penny Farthing

I want them all strung up alive and smeared with honey.

Be careful Eric .. you might end up going down like a 737 MAX

You are my placenta Wizz.

You sound a bit CROSSe & Blackwell mate.

That is really funny Wizz .. have a like

That fuck all @Decimus between you and @Wizardsleeve you have got 16321 completely and utter shit posts you could give him.

Fool .. there is no god.

This nomination is so good that I might give up making any further nominations.

In his chopper.

Did you get fries wiv it .. we used to get fries regular with the first colour tellys.

There was the old lady who wrecked a new colour telly by keeping her electric kettle on top of it.

Or in Wizz's case pot calling electric kettle black.

You must be really old to remember the "is this set convertible" jest.

TBH fuck all new in this . Back in 1970 when I worked for Granada .. (the telly rental part) we had an "integration day" when we had to talk through how to deal with coloured customers. This had come about because certain branches were refusing to rent tv sets to darker people. It was all explained to us how we must integrate. The following year one of the engineers was sacked for making the "here's banana" comment to a customer. We had another similar session in mid 1972 just before I defected to Radio Rentals .. in that session we had a film that strated with the new seekers "I'd like to teach the world to sing". At Radio Rental we did not have these sessions but we had constant reminders that everyone was a good customer regardless of their colour as long as they paid the rent for the tellys on time. We did though have to repossess a telly from Mr Ramalamadingdong after he was only paid the first months rent for his telly. He did complain about us being racist. When I joined British Rail later that year and was in Loco Programmes there was much jocularity about a plate layer who had been caught doing something to another plate layer by Sydney Bridge Junction .. Laying a length up Sydney .. etc.

I know more than you skippy.

Rule 7

I don't know whether I should say this but, I don't like this Harry Styles cove.

Do you know anything about Eristalis pertinax?

iron.

Does it glô?

Sometimes I get tiled rather than slated .. but it is still better than being in the gutter like you.

Actually I think that he is in West Bay, Dorset.

Bring back the cat.

@CuntybawsDoes Cromer have a 12 hour time difference from the rest of the UK?

Anything is more complete than your shrivelled worm.