Penny Farthing

This is straight out of the Jiggerycock cut n paste twit nominations .. you need to have confidence in your own nominations cockerytwit

You can get an ordinary ladder in your tights but getting a step ladder in your tights is almost impossible.

Old Phil has jest arrived to see the baby

Judge should be thrown into a crucible.

Toilet mouth.

Today is the first day of Ramadan 2019.

They would go Ape if they poured into an open sewer now.

Cob and wattle cottage?

Shit.

You on day release Mongo?

Don't forget the rug muncher option.

Are you feeling a little queer?

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Fuck "kettles" and preserved railways .. why don't you go and headbutt a tram Doc?

You having a good time with your family Ape, or are you curating your baked bean can collection?

Except that I don't spot trains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPBj4xiNRk

King Billy and Major Cunt have gone feral.

You coming to see me at the brexit rally tomorrow?

Bay Leaf was the man in charge of the garden in The Herbs I think.

According to Alan Sked, emeritus professor of international history at London School of Economics (LSE) and founder of Ukip, the EEC has never been in no position to aid anyone's economy. He wrote: "The EEC spent most of its meagre resources on agriculture and fisheries and had no policies at all for furthering economic growth. "If Europe grew after 1945, growth was kick-started by Ludwig Erhard’s currency and supply-side reforms in West Germany from 1948, which in turn revitalised the economies of the Low Countries." Mr Sked noted that European policy has and had never been beneficial to European growth rates, and if Britain experienced a slow economic performance before the Thatcher revolution than France, Germany and Italy, it was "not because she was a late member of the EEC but was due to high overseas defence spending which led to continuous balance of payments crises". He explained: “West Germany did not have any overseas defence commitments. “Indeed, the money paid into the West German economy by the troops of the British Army of the Rhine actually increased the West German trade surplus and increased the UK trade deficit. “Meanwhile, most of the costs of the French war in Vietnam were paid for by the Americans, who thereafter subsidised French military spending through the US Mutual Defence Assistance Programme. “This turned out to be as costly as the Marshall Plan (c. $ 11 billion over a decade). “EU membership did not impinge on any of this.”

Was the owl's name Carl?

Is you "rod" a long one?

I am trying to run the battery down on my phone but it is too fast for me.

That's The Black Farmer you old fool. https://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/Article/2016/08/10/The-Black-Farmer