Penny Farthing

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Thanks   I'll bear that in mind .

BOLLEX watches were advertised in Private Eye back in the 1980s.

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Alan Coren country. It's just before Golders Green when it all gets shitty fucking ring road nondescript hell hole ending up in Ballard's Concrete Island Brent Cross.  I see they are building a lot more houses round there and built a new station on the East Midland line which will make it even fucking worse. Another Luton in north London. 

Steven Ballard seemed OK .. a bit ahead of his time and messed up on the costings for The Herefordshire & Gloucesteshire Canal.

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I was born in the year of the Horse.  Horses are beautiful and powerful, like me. I'm not really a gambling man and don't like seeing the Horses raced to near death at times, by some midget Paddy cunt. 

Do you know what I mean?

 

I will let you into an evil little secret .. I despise steeple chasing along with all other "sports" that involve pain and injury to horses.

13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

There's a lot going on in this nomination which makes me think you have family members stranded on the Pakistan/India border.  Are they keeping well?  If you are looking for a co-sponsor to get them over here I can help by telling you to fuck off.  As for Mountbatten, that wiped the arrogant smile off a few faces didn't it? 

@Jake The Muss once claimed to be half Indian .. I can't remember which half though.

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's good to hear you're getting your life back on track, Big Bollock. Did you buy a bungalow so you could stagger around drunk and not fall down stairs?

Anyways, renting is a fucking nuisance these days, I'm thinking of getting a working girl or two working from my Flat... No tenancy agreements, no tenants rights, cash (no trail) and no phonecalls about the something needing fixing. 

What do you think?

Did your horse fall at the first jump?

On 13/04/2024 at 16:59, entitled little cunt said:

Past tense as one of Australia's finest despatched the cunt. I don't like to jump the gun but news from Sydney does make me wonder if Abdul had a brother  in that fine city .It seems that a "single male " has run amok  with a knife and the  official word on the street is "we are not aware of any reason presently ".

Hmm.Well those words   do  leave somewhat of  a vacuum for those pesky far right wing extremists to form their own opinion. 

My guess is that he was just another INCEL like the dopey Jake Davison cunt from Plymouth.

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

You’re familiarity with the rent boy market in the north of England never ceases to amaze me.  Apart from the obvious answer of "anal" is there any geographical area you specialise in?  Say, Derby or Newcastle? 🤔 

Elmers End .. he's never been north of Cricklewood.

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Yep you're right .I did jump the gun .Quite possibly it is understandable .When shit like this happens conclusions are jumped to for reasons. I hope the cunt rots in hell .If a met officer shot the nutter in London Khan and his racist  regime would be dragging the copper to court on a murder charge .

The attacker's name was Joel Cauchi .. I expect that his ice cream business was in trouble.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

ZZ Top.

Zee Zee Top or Zed Zed Top?

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

A pussy more like .

You need to calm down and not jump the gun.

7 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Stand down Frank, tigers on the course.

I think that @entitled little cunt has been trapped in a spacesuit and hasn't had a shower for 18 months.

On 08/04/2024 at 10:51, Cuntybaws said:

This may come as a shock to you, but animals don't really "think" as such, which is why they're fucking animals. Additionally, a general lack of opposable thumbs and their inability to invent semi-automatic weapons guarantees their lowly status in the hierarchy.

Are you sure of that .. I know at least one fat cow who runs a corner shop and rips cunts off.

19 hours ago, and said:

Sorry, I missed that meeting. 

Can I have a recap?

no.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear. 

Is he shitting himself?

7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Is he as nice as they say he is ? The  meek shall inherit the earth and all that .Sounds quite a decent bloke .He's a bit naive though , his missus got a bun in the oven but it wasn't the milkman , apparently it was some divine spirit .I've heard a few excuses in my time but that's just taking the fucking piss.

He vanished when I said that Jesus did not exist Bless Him.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years.

I had never seen @Ape™️ as a PRIDE sort of man until I saw this thread.

38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If Jesus was Middle Eastern, why has he got a Mexican name?

 They didn’t really think that through when they made up the bible.

I thought that his Mexican name was Panty Hosay.

46 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life?

Strangely I had such an invite last Friday.

11 hours ago, and said:

FFS, you've just seen the video, he's guilty as hell (the stabby fucker)

It wasn't blood .. it was The Juice.

54 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived.

These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

The issue with the new generation is that they "know 100% what the truth is" .. the problem is that like that generation 40 years ago is that they don't know anything .. it might actually be that there is no truth.

11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The Benghal famine in the 50s was all our fault according to the BBC.They can be trusted to uplift the entire nation just when we need it , bless 'em.At least they've nicked Abdul 2 the dark stabber .Apparently he was allowed to walk free after abusive behaviour and death threats .Schhh..no one's supposed to say that .Watch out for the soul brother Hamzabeans up in Edinburgh twinned with Karachi .He'll have you nicked for telling the truth .

Jack De Manio was a smooth oily cunt and please remember what he said about one of the lands of the  darker people.

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Thanks Eric - you’ve made me cry. I think the vast majority of people on here aren’t nasty, spiteful, devious fucking cunts in the real world. It goes without saying this doesn’t apply to @Frank. 

Did Punker's make you cry @Ape™️?

8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?

@Ape™️ you are far too nice and caring .. I and most of the others on here would have been perfectly happy to see him do this.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Who was more the annoying  washed up hasbeen at the onset of Bandaid .Geldof or Midge Ure?

John Lennon would have been but he was already dead.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

One down, several billion to go.

He was absolutely 100% innocent.