Cunty BigBollox

The freight train hasn't run you over yet then. You stupid fucking cunt. On topic though, the only men(?) that undertake this ritual should be either professional swimmers or actual confirmed wolfmen. Personally I think it's a bigger cunt to see women with a jungle under each arm.

On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option.

I expect Decimus will have an opinion on this, given the nom. title.

If they have a rail in the middle you can stand on that one instead. And, just to make sure the driver sees you i would recommend you wave a scaffold pole or aluminium ladder above your head. The longer the better.

So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar. So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax?

That's because you're asking the wrong person. You need to speak to the driver, so the next time you hear one approaching stand on the rails directly in front of the train to get him to stop. Then you can ask him. Simples!

Have you found MikeD's book of ancient jokes, volume 1 by any chance????

I agree. People who do this truly are cunts. I would describe myself as a man with balls ( albeit somewhat shrivelled now) and a back bone which means I don't grass, I fucking tell them to their face so at least they have an opportunity to correct their behaviour.

The ages of the offenders makes me think they are posters on Cunts Corner. Obviously the wet behind the ears, easily influenced 19 year old is PizzyKnickers.

Ooooooeeerrrr! I think the queen doth protest a little too much!

Looks like a plate of cunts to me. Yes, some of the girls I've seen are really that rough!

In all seriousness, although this is in very poor taste, I am more sickened and pissed off by the number of cunts that have falsely claimed they were in Grenfell and the amount of benefits that have been fraudulently bestowed upon them. The fucking thieving scum deserve to be roasted alive.

I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down. Fucking unfunny cunt hit his peak as the David Bellamy impressionist on Tiswas.

Rod, Jane & Freddy??? To be fair though they were represented by the gay pride colours of a Rainbow which probably suggests Jane had to finger herself while Freddy gave his rod too.........., Rod. There's tonight's wank material for you Punkers.

Perhaps the message in the video was misguided?? Nobody complained about Saving Private Ryan or Titanic and the horrific events around the subjects of those films, although I believe a few snowflakes had a little moan about Schindlers List.

Well it's no Take That reunion. The talented one was missing from Take That whereas the talentless one will be missing from this bunch of neverwas sluts.

Well I can't believe he's mowing his lawn at this time of year.

Read between the lines fellow posters. This Kunte Kinte chap(?) is up the arse because there isn't a comparitive amount of young slags advertising Fix-a-dent and Steradent which is clearly top of their shopping list having had their teeth corroded away by Windolene. (Word of advice Kunte, wait until it's dry before licking)

I imagine it's because rather than eat them the spazzy oirish would stuff them up their arseholes.

50p wouldn't even buy you a kilo of new potatoes. Grow your own you pasty faced cunts.

Since when did banana have 3 'n's? You stupid fucking cunt. BigBolloxbaby

What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend.

Fucking idiot hasn't got any financial sense if he's paying over £2k a month to lease a car. He must have fucking realised it was 2/3rds of the rent on his mansion and therefore a waste of money. BHS was doomed with this level of incompetence.

Can someone please clarify the agenda of the WASPI? Is it the fact they've got to work longer or the process in which the equality of retirement ages are equalised. Fucking whining old hags can't just have the beneficial equalities, and while we're at it, why can't the lazy slags stand up when they're just having a piss. They'll spend less time queuing and have more time to do the important stuff like making sure my teas on time.

What about PMT to CJD? That's a bigger cunt in my opinion.