Cunty BigBollox

I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down. Fucking unfunny cunt hit his peak as the David Bellamy impressionist on Tiswas.

Rod, Jane & Freddy??? To be fair though they were represented by the gay pride colours of a Rainbow which probably suggests Jane had to finger herself while Freddy gave his rod too.........., Rod. There's tonight's wank material for you Punkers.

Perhaps the message in the video was misguided?? Nobody complained about Saving Private Ryan or Titanic and the horrific events around the subjects of those films, although I believe a few snowflakes had a little moan about Schindlers List.

Well it's no Take That reunion. The talented one was missing from Take That whereas the talentless one will be missing from this bunch of neverwas sluts.

Well I can't believe he's mowing his lawn at this time of year.

Read between the lines fellow posters. This Kunte Kinte chap(?) is up the arse because there isn't a comparitive amount of young slags advertising Fix-a-dent and Steradent which is clearly top of their shopping list having had their teeth corroded away by Windolene. (Word of advice Kunte, wait until it's dry before licking)

I imagine it's because rather than eat them the spazzy oirish would stuff them up their arseholes.

50p wouldn't even buy you a kilo of new potatoes. Grow your own you pasty faced cunts.

Since when did banana have 3 'n's? You stupid fucking cunt. BigBolloxbaby

What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend.

Fucking idiot hasn't got any financial sense if he's paying over £2k a month to lease a car. He must have fucking realised it was 2/3rds of the rent on his mansion and therefore a waste of money. BHS was doomed with this level of incompetence.

Can someone please clarify the agenda of the WASPI? Is it the fact they've got to work longer or the process in which the equality of retirement ages are equalised. Fucking whining old hags can't just have the beneficial equalities, and while we're at it, why can't the lazy slags stand up when they're just having a piss. They'll spend less time queuing and have more time to do the important stuff like making sure my teas on time.

What about PMT to CJD? That's a bigger cunt in my opinion.

Hopefully most of the cunts on here will never need one of these and have done the decent thing by not infecting the human race with their genes, by making timely 'withdrawls' rather than 'deposits'. I'll get my cheque book.

These things are a bit of a cunt. The slightest hint of mechanical failure and it's pretty much curtains for all on board. At least with a plane you still have some uplift to defeat the effects of gravity when the thing fucks up.

Well it would certainly make my day if you didn't wake up at all.

The size of its cock.?

Congratulations. You've won the thickest post of the month. Your prize is to clean the disabled bogs after the Invictus Games have finished.

It's Mr BigBollox to you. You Web footed cretin.

Fuck off. If it's good enough for Cif and Daime, it's good enough for me.

......and given golf lessons and a model helicopter to play with??

I guess this does demonstrate that two wrong 'uns can make a right one.

Ah yes. They made the better cars......and bikes.

Just in time to play the villain in Peter Pan this panto season. Any one know which theatre in Luton?

Presumably your Autocorrect changed the nom. title from 'Private Golfclubs'?