Cunty BigBollox

So are cakes.

Get on with your homework. It's not fucking end of term yet.

Overdose the pool water with bleach and it'll gradually turn their skin white when they try it again. They'll thank you in the end.

Hang them cunts with electrified cheese wire.

I'm not, as I've never visited, because I fucking live there.

Ming Moussaka!

My next fucking nom will be the useless fucking Cunts Corner search function. Yes, I did search for the topic and the only post it returned was something the Dickless bog-dweller posted.

I'm surprised this isn't already up there as a nomination for a cunt. Just what the fuck is going on in some lemming-brained people's heads to want to follow these vacuous and thoroughly misguided individuals. No, it fucking isn't a job or a career, just fuck off.

Touched a nerve. Poof.

Make sure you hit @Ape™️

I've always said she's the best moderator on here. At the very top of her game and ready to react with the reflexes of a cat, a fucking comatose cat in this instance.

All this deflection from yourself is making you standout like a bright pink Klingon warship with a faulty cloaking shield. Do you have any recommendations of where I can purchase a yew tree, preferably a sapling.

Are you suggesting @Basil lives in a greenhouse. Not a bad shout as they do say, "methinks the thick cunt protesteth too much"

Phenomenal. You thick cunt. Did you also fall off a 200ft cliff when you were in the scouts, only you landed on your head? It would explain a lot.

Bitch-cunt! For killing a stranger, although he was a spick, but more so for killing a cat and putting it in a blender - filming herself doing it. I would brutally arse fuck her with a broom handle covered in barbed wire before dribbling white vinegar up her arse afterwards. Spiteful fucking chink.

Bit of an 'Hoyle' drip.

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on.

James? He would surely sink your dinghy in an over dramatic fashion.

Buy yourself an inflatable dinghy and fuck off, the English Channel isn't one-way, you know.

Is this about the moon landing by Wallace & Gromit?

I've used a couple of buses on the way home from the job centre recently, the last one was even one of those highly combustible electric ones. They were full of scummy losers at life making their way home with their Value Baked Bean tea.

Something to do with construction and safety management. I can't be too sure as I've managed to blag it quite well throughout my past career and nobody has died yet.