Cunty BigBollox
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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum,
We know you're not multi-ethnic or even child bearing at your age, I wouldn't be so hasty to discount the rest though.
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58 minutes ago, Neil said:
One less prozzie for sale then.
One less in the competition for @King Billy knocking shop empire.
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6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:
You know the answer to that, you thick cunt. It's costing me nothing.
I'm beginning to think you might be the reason they're in a hurry to leave France. Are your geese on their period or something?
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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:
One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt.
You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!
To be honest, I really couldn't give a fuck about the adults, they have the agency to make a stupid fucking decision themselves. Children don't, and are just following their thick as fucking shit parents into a dinghy that any sensible person wouldn't even trust to get them across a deep puddle. If I was on a boat with my kids I would drown trying to make sure they lived, which just goes to show how fucking selfish the parents are. Absolute cunts.
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I was watching some BBC coverage live from a shitty beach in Calais showing about 40 swarthy cunts getting in a dinghy and heading out to sea while about a dozen Froggy police just stood there smoking a Gitanes and shrugging their shoulders. We're paying the wages of these lazy cunts, what have you got to say for yourself @Witheredscrote
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What do you reckon are the chances of the winners of the elite races making it back onto the plane to fuck off home.
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They should have let the cunt cross the road and stood their watching him get pummeled while quietly muttering, "I told you so, you fucking know-it-all Jewboy cunt"
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More importantly, how is he going to raise the trophy when he wins and, @Frank this one is specially for you, how does he (you?) hold his cock when he takes a piss?
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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Come on OCR, he has a point. Its fucking dull and annoying. The woman he's talking about isn't half has grating as Terry Yorath's beaky daughter, who seems to be on every fucking sports programme.
Fucking right on sister, what the fuck does Gobby Yorath know about sport anyhow.
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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:
They certainly chose the right religion, though. Strength in numbers.
It's only a matter of time before Schofield becomes the host of Songs of Praise then.
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17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I wouldn't even jail him. Why should the British tax payer fork out for this cunt? Just put him on the next flight to sausage land and be done with him.
Sausage Land. Sounds like a place Francis would frequent.
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I will be very disappointed if the times of the runners don't improve significantly with Khan the Kunts efforts to reduce carbon emissions from vehicles in the city. The air must be as clean as the air outside Swamp Dickless in Norfolk.
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That's all we 'Kneed', another dead black man.
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On 17/04/2024 at 07:44, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Neil, you come across as a right miserable cunt. Have you ever had a pet?
A gimp.
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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:
Fascinating.
Being an expert on the Psion S3 model, in your educated opinion when sober, how many units do you think @Frank could insert up his arsehole within a ten minute window?
One, fully open and psideways on and, I'm always psober you pstupid cunt.
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Yes, I had a Psion Series 3 but if you would engage your ancient brain for 30 seconds you will realise it was the HP iPAQ pocket PC that sounded the death knoll for the Psion which in turn was well and truly wiped out when smart phones hit the scene.
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PETA
in The Corner
Gender aside, I'm curious to know what category you would determine yourself to fall into, human or animal?
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11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on.
Did he smoke through his mouth or his trunk?
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On 12/04/2024 at 20:13, Eric Cuntman said:
Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years.
Dipstick!
Do you check that too?
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On 11/04/2024 at 00:35, camberwell gypsy said:
You're just trying to curry favour with everyone on this site. We'll have naan of it.
Fucking hell. Have you just found The Bob Monkhouse Book of Jokes 1965 - 1967 while clearing out your attic.
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15 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Never mind that shit, Big Bollock, have you got a job yet? Also, have they repossessed the bungalow?
Of course I have, the cream always rises to the top and I'm feeling like I've just stepped out of Bobby Ewings shower. Pay increase this month too. No chance of repossessing the bungalow as I own it but I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market because it's not as tax efficient anymore - what do you think?
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Just imagine what sort of mixture of poor grade pet food and shitty non-stick glue this horse would be if it was called I Am Decimus instead.
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On 13/04/2024 at 11:56, camberwell gypsy said:
Ncuti is an anagram of I Cunt*
*apologies if this has already been pointed out.
You stupid Ncut
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7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
Klaatu Varada Ncuti
Sounds like they could be a dyslexic relation of ours with their surname.
Non binary, Queer, Trans parent has gone to Iceland
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Reported. You know it's extremely racist to use three consecutive words in a sentence that start with the letter 'K'