Cunty BigBollox

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

And the Cameron Cunt? 

Actually Cameroons are brown coloured horrible biscuits and a fucking treacherous part of the West Indies? 

As I see it. Cameron fucking deprived me of my rights to move and live abroad in Europe. That's a direct attack on ME. All for the sake of internal tory fighting. 

Putin has NEVER attacked me or threatened me or deprived me of anything. Indeed Russian gas helped my bills. When the fucking Cameron Yankee tribe put sanctions on Russian gas the prices exploded and we now have the fucking high bills and economic downturn we have now. Talk about cunts. 

Know thine enemy. The one with the big mouth from Greensill. 

Buy yourself an inflatable dinghy and fuck off, the English Channel isn't one-way, you know.

Is this about the moon landing by Wallace & Gromit?

On 15/02/2024 at 21:24, King Billy said:

Any cunt who uses public transport has abjectly failed as a human being, so the whole network should be rebranded as ‘The useless fucking cunts only line’. 

I've used a couple of buses on the way home from the job centre recently, the last one was even one of those highly combustible electric ones. They were full of scummy losers at life making their way home with their Value Baked Bean tea.

8 hours ago, Basil Brush said:

What's the job?

Something to do with construction and safety management. I can't be too sure as I've managed to blag it quite well throughout my past career and nobody has died yet.

Because I'm getting a good night's fucking sleep so I can be up for work in the morning. My brief foray into the ranks of Jobseekers scum was shorter lived than planned, and anticipated. Oh well, what the fuck am I going to spend that 20 years of redundancy on? @King Billy have you got a contact number for your Hungarian butcher..........., I mean dentist?

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

I’ve no idea, as to give an answer I’d first have to follow your little link, and I’m certainly not doing that. Why? Because you’re a fucking idiot.

I'll take that as a yes.

@Ape™️ is this you?

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/fPCkp5h3w3Ccrp4S/

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

I’ve heard about the ‘Bargain Booze Institute of Scientific Excellence’ in Cambridge Drew. 
Someone told me that they have a special hi tech machine on the counter when you walk in that can work out the exact value (down to the last penny) of any carrier bag or even trolley load of alcohol.

Fucking technology Drew. It frightens me tbh.

I know what you mean, why the fuck should I care what the temperature is in my house while I'm in Wetherspoons eating my regular vegetarian breakfast, or why would I want a recording from a Ring doorbell of the spastic Evri delivery man depositing another parcel in the wheelie bin? I'm sure this is valuable information to the Chinese government but fuck knows why.

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So did I! I took it off after about a week because it was fucking stupid. 
 Did you have one of those little speedometers that attached to the handlebars and was driven by a little nylon wheel running against the front tyre?

 Looking back, it was completely fucking useless unless it was intended for one size wheel only.

No, I had a little mileometer that attached to the wheel spindle and a cogged wheel was turned by a peg fitted to the spokes. I had it calibrated every two weeks by a laboratory in Cambridge to ensure it remained more reliable then the electrics in a 1980's Alfa Romeo.

22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

This is George, he is  is a two-year-old Teacup Shih Tzu and is his owner's "assistance dog" .. does he fetch newspaper, slippers and other vital items .. no! His owner carry him around to aid him in his mental health .. George is not a cunt but his owner is a cunt. George's owner is now bleating because taxi drivers think that George's owner is taking the piss .. George's owner is 46 years old Edward Jones who moved from London to Chippenham. Edward needs to grow a pair and man up .. there are lots of poor fuckers who have real assistance dogs to do stuff that they themselves are physically unable to do.

If Edward still has to bend over to pick George's shit up off the pavement I fail to see the benefit of any 'assistance' provided. Speaking personally, picking dog shit up would make me mental.

No offence Wolfie.

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Fascinating. Twerp.

I've found your bike, also in a colour to reflect how your lot acted in the world wars. https://minibikerscycles.co.uk/products/frog-52-20-tour-de-france-limited-edition-yellow

Va te faire foutre, you cunt

On 06/02/2024 at 17:54, Eric Cuntman said:

The Grifter was heavy. But it was a fuckload quicker than a BMX and almost indestructible. I used to jump mine off scaffold plank ramps, crash it into trees etc’. Never a bent front fork. 
 I didn’t bother moving up to a Bomber either. Strangely enough the handlebars put me off as well. I got a 10 speed drop handlebar bike but I’d lost interest by then and it sat in the garage until I bought a car and got shot of it.

Funny you mention scaffold and Grifter as the crossbar on mine looked as if it was made from an old scaffold pole.

On 06/02/2024 at 17:48, Penny Farthing said:

Did you have a cb radio on the handlebars and halfbeed arial on the back?

No, I had one of these.

https://www.desertcart.co.il/products/49723286-super-siren-cycle-bike-horn-ambulance-police-amp-fire-engine

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I loved that era of Raleigh bikes. The weird and wonderful methods they came up with to make the Sturmey-Archer 3 speed hub gear look exciting. 
 The Bomber just had a thumb lever I think?? 
 The Grifter had the cool one. Twist grip on the handlebars. 
 And the Chopper was cleverly designed to castrate anyone who braked too hard and slid off the sloping saddle.

 I bet you had a Raleigh Shopper with a basket for cider bottles. Lol lol.

I had a Chopper and then a Grifter. I couldn't bring myself to buy the Bomber with the bow curved cross bar and instead brought a Team Murray equivalent that had frame geometry like a Raleigh Burner but with 26" wheels. The Grifter I remember as being the heaviest, most cumbersome piece of shit that I've ever sat my arse on.

23 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

It goes without saying that every bicycle you’ve ever owned was fitted with stabilisers, you drunken spastic.

It also goes without saying that you graduated from the Raleigh Chipper to a cheap Chinese knock-off of the Raleigh Bomber................ called a Bumber. 

High on glue spastic.

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Raleigh Chopper for @Ape™️

Raleigh Chipper for infant children.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Pretty well anyone with arms can use a gun look at America and remember the rule that "the young go first" .. by "older" they mean cunts in their forties and fifties and into their mid sixies and large part of which are not economically active, but are still physically strong .. a perfect citizens army I can see @Eric Cuntman, @Ape™️ and @Cunty BigBollox at the head of their own little squads.

Chopper Squad?

40 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Good to have you back. I’m sure Abdul down at the offie said exactly the same thing yesterday.

Abdul has shut his shop since he lost a fortune on buying too many crates of Prime hoping to make a killing from all the fucking mugs paying £30 a bottle, and not realising the arse fell out of the market quicker than the RNLI delivers qualified Iraqi doctors to our shores.

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Bollocks. You have trouble carrying 4 cans of lager, let alone a bag of lime as well. You self abusing, feeble alcoholic turd.

No offence intended.

 

None taken, you garlic munching, goose fucking cunt.

I'm going to be carrying a bag of quick lime whenever I go to London now.

34 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

You can't say that.

He didn't, he typed it.

To which I totally agree, religious belief is at the root of all conflicts, except the conflict I have with Ape - that is purely entertainment only as I dont have a Netflix subscription anymore.

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

You’ve obviously never been to one of Ape’s dinner parties.

Baked Bean canapes followed by Spam fritters with a polystyrene cement jus..................and the after dinner fruit bowl that he tries to catch Wolfies car keys in. Swinging!

On 28/01/2024 at 18:56, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68122714

I don't know what to think about this bollocks. Apparently, they climb a high building or structure jump off and at the last few seconds open their chute. Well this fucking idiot did this and........it didn't fucking open and he turns into a pavement pizza. Now whatever rows their boat, but what a about the poor cunts at ground level who witness some fuckwit who spreads himself across the terrain at maximum velocity, the poor cunts who have to scrape them up and pour them into buckets or the unfortunate fucker they land on. Now, I don't want to exit this life while some prick lands on me when I'm out strolling enjoying my cornetto. 

General Franco was a cunt. 

1) was the cunt wearing a GoPro

2) where can I obtain a copy of the video - I could do with a laugh.

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve got one. It’s one of those Fisher Space Pens that write upside down, on a greasy surface, in freezing water… which comes in handy all the time.

In short, a 50 quid Space Pen will do exactly what one of those Mini MikeD pencils do which I regularly nick from Argos or Screwfix.

44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You were thinking about Pens and you decided to change your avatar to Mickey from ‘The League Of Gentlemen’, didn’t you? 

I actually collect pens,mainly because they take up less space than watches............ and shitty toy helicopters.