King Billy

Righto Frank. I’ll be off now.

‘Ship/shit…… minor spelling error.

Can black people write now? Well I never.

Neither of the above.

You’ve probably set the bar much too high there Killer. I mean Withers survived the Nazi occupation almost unscathed and even got to watch all his former friends and neighbours be executed after he’d grassed them to the Gestapo. And then just after he’d led the local resistance to victory in the war (without any involvement from the British or Yanks) and Madam Witherscrote gave birth to his post war, square jawed, blond haired, goose stepping twin siblings… Helmut and Jurgen in a burned out Panzer tank next to the family goose enclosure, the miserable old grassing cunt contracted and recovered from aids for the first time (currently 7 or possibly 8 times and counting). I know it’s a long shot but I want him dead.

You wouldn’t have been allowed in any of my brothels.

Slightly (but only slightly) less frequently than the occupant of 10 Downing St.

I’m done with whipping up this conversation any further Eric. It’s become dairy tedious and whey too boring to milk any further.

I love electrified cheese. It sends me a bit emmental.

Why not lead by example and string yourself up tonight you fucking abomination?

Have you looked up Bubbles’ big hairy arse for it?

The good news is that the maximum sentence for someone convicted of ‘hate speech’ is limited to life imprisonment, so most offenders should receive a shorter time behind bars. Call me a conspiracy theorist etc. etc. etc. but I do remember commenting that this tyranny was on its way quite a few times in the past.

Turn it in you pathetic old fucking freak.

It’s a sad state of affairs when the leading candidate to lead the country, who’s got a proven record of sacrificing hundreds of millions of dollars personally, witnessing his wife, children and grandchildren be targeted and vilified by the demonic and deranged MSM and targeted by the corrupt justice system, simply because they’re his family, all for his despicable attempts to call out and try to halt the decades of Washington DC corruption and maybe slow down the international consequences of that corruption, ie countless US interventions, which inevitably lead to the planned objective ie never ending wars across the globe, which coincidentally 🤔 keep the US arms industry churning out the vast majority of the deadly weapons that both sides of every conflict need more and more of, in order to keep massacring each others unfortunate citizens with. 🇱🇷TRUMP 2024🇱🇷MAGA🇱🇷

Shut the fuck up and then kill your self, you fossilised old fucking freak.

I thought I did quite well actually (for a thicko).

Reported.

You wouldn’t say that to Jimmy Edwards.

At the risk of being called a conspiracy theorist (perish the thought) I’ve been wondering whether The Vulcan’s very scarce appearances on here recently might be in some way connected to Kates sudden disappearance? As The Corners only (as far as we know) international problem solver, with a CV ranging from sorting out BMW’s electronic suspension software, sourcing face masks and hand wash for her employer during the recent ‘scamdemic’ (essential equipment for her duties at work I expect), and even flying in by private jet to a South American banana republic, with a few hand picked and armed to the teeth (Rambo style) Special forces types, to rescue her ‘old man’ who’d apparently been kidnapped and relieved of his wallet containing a substantial amount in Travellers cheques and probably his Tesco Club Card (probably while he was window shopping outside a souvenir shop during one of the stop offs on his ‘Club 80-130’ Saga Cruise).

The Windsors are becoming more and more irrelevant and less newsworthy with every day that passes. Big ears’s arse cancer, Kate’s cuntrot, spamhead Willie’s last minute no show at last weeks funeral. They’ve even had to let Andrew out in public again to cover a few bookings, hoping his ankle tag wouldn’t be noticed. As a footnote, a 2018 Jaguar I Pace owned by His Majesty King Sausage Fingers the first was sold at auction on Saturday for a measly £48k. which says to me that the second hand motor trade don’t even think their brand is worth anything anymore.

You fucking stupid fucking old cunt. Fuck off.

Bobby Ball. “Rock on Harry”.

No Ape yet tonight. He’s probably gone to another pop concert (my money’s on what’s left of Madonna at Madison Square Garden).

Your piggy bank?

Large Trouser Schlong?