King Billy
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‘I have a special purpose’ Navin R Johnson….1979.
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Did Abdul have a brother in Sydney?
King Billy replied to entitled little cunt's topic in The Corner
At first glance it does appear eminently fuckable Stubbs. However decades of hard earned experience as an equal opportunities employer in the ‘rub and tug’ game has taught me that ginger trollops are amongst the lowest earners in the vagina rental industry. Very few men fantasise about a bossy, patronising, know all cuntess with a front arse like a rusty Brillo pad, a back arse like a helicopter landing pad and know how to punish an earhole in a way that makes Julia Hartley Brewer look like a fucking mute with a tampon stuck in her throat. In fact Eddie is the only bloke I know who’s into that weirdness. -
His mum told him it was ‘bouncy castle wallpaper’ when she had his bedroom done up with matching PVC bedsheets, as a surprise 45th birthday present. All of his friends would have been ‘well jel’ if he’d had any.
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Clearing out someone else’s attic through the hole in the roof she made ripping the lead off.
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Yeeeha! Release the hounds Eric.
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Righto.
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Proper Klingons (spelled with a K) would never be found stuck to any arsehole. The forward bow is where they hang out.
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I agree. He should have asked Pen, the wrongest MAN ever.
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I see no reason why not Raaas, being a member of the 2nd most valued and protected ethnic community in Khan Jong-Un (our glorious leader)’s 21’st century Londonistan. Just make sure it belongs to a white man (or Alex Scott the football lezzer) before you stab the racist, white supremacist, descendant of a slave baron and claim it as a down payment on the reparations to come. That way you’ll be doing everything legally and probably be invited onto Piers Morgan’s show and celebrated as a hero. Uncle Tom maybe? I think everyone’s probably forgotten about Captain Tom and the swimming pool extension lark.
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Probably a lot less white British female DNA in it than any Rotherham, Telford, Rochdale, Bolton, Keighley etc. etc. etc. etc. minicab Neil. It can’t be easy for you knowing that in your own country you can’t compete with the new generation of hard working sex beasts that we’ve imported from the third world. A bit like a British Leyland worker in the 70’s, standing at the bus stop in the freezing cold rain after work, while all the shiny new Datsuns and Toyotas drive past through a huge puddle, soaking him to the skin.
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‘Ed’s dead baby’.
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Fuck off.
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Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’.
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Harvey’s cock?
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Get a fucking avatar if you want to survive the weekend. No need to thank me.
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The mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton
King Billy replied to Last Cunt Standing's topic in The Corner
She’s obviously just fine Doc. Surely Wills and little George showing up unannounced to watch their ‘beloved Aston Villa’ 🤔 last night proves that nothing’s up with mummy back at the morgue, sorry palace? -
‘The Bibby Stockholm’ the cruise that gives you all this without leaving the pier.
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I’m far too busy to even imagine doing that. Exactly like yourself I imagine.
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Men are cunts but are women worse ?
King Billy replied to entitled little cunt's topic in The Corner
You’ve brought back a memory from many years ago at Club U.K. in Wandsworth, when admittedly I was absolutely fucking spannered on quite a few more than the recommended dosage of ‘white doves’ and ‘snowballs’. Apparently (according to several of my fellow ravers) I found myself surrounded by a few bouncers at the bar and told to behave myself or fuck off, simply for repeatedly ordering two ‘port and lemons’ for myself and some bird who apparently didn’t even exist. Happy days. -
‘Bell-end Brie’ lol.
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I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France.
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A very mysterious character indeed Eric. Believed to have lived his entire life somewhere within the 5w40 postcode and yet no one ever heard a squeak .
