King Billy

Harold would be topping the board if the cunt button was still a thing. No cunt could live with him on that one.

Harold donated his body to science. The scientists are contesting the will.

I posted a version of that joke around 2 years ago. Just saying.

Has Harold been coolered or killed?

All Harold’s medical records are stored on the mother ship which is orbiting the Earth awaiting his return.

No shit?

Shut up you raspberry ripple.

I think you’ll find that’s not the case. The mid 80s BMW 4 cylinder 1500cc turbo engines used by Brabham were banging out 1500 BHP in qualifying. Engines built to last for one flying lap + one warm up and one slowing down lap. For race day the M10 engine which was developed from the BMW 1500 road car unit (80 BHP) was pumping out around 11 to 12 hundred BHP. No traction control, ABS or even power steering. The drivers earned their money then and the best drivers could be counted on one hand, unlike today where almost any driver on the grid, could, if put in the best car compete. Mansell used to lose up to two stone during a two hour max. race and had to be helped out of his car and helped to stand up through exhaustion and dehydration at the finish. Nowadays you see Hamilton jumping out of his 4 wheeled computer and jumping around like he’s just got out of bed. Different game altogether in those days.

AKA Ivor Bigun. Fact!

Dr. Hillary and Piers Morgan have just confirmed it. Follow the science.

Are you two planning marriage or just a civil partnership?

Double flaking show off.

Showing off again Pen. Did you check his great great grandads train ticket or something?

There is undoubtably a North/South divide. It’s called the Thames. Geography.......fucking easy.

Chris Whitty told him.

I reckon Lenny McClean would have given Bernie a hard fight. Unlikely to ever happen now though.

Burn a Niki Lauda doll aswell. Whichever ones face melts first gets sprayed with champagne.

If I wanted to watch some cunt changing the tyres on a motor I’d park up in Kwikfits car park and put Fleetwood Mac ‘The Chain’ on the CD player. Bernie Ecclestone was a giant of F1.

No need to call. She should be with you by the time you’ve finished eating. I’ve sent your usual one. She’s only had four clients tonight so she’ll be fairly fresh down below.

I hope she practices on herself.

Kill him.

Harold. Would you be interested in taking part in a clinical trial for Marlboro Pharmaceuticals next week? Beagle suit supplied FOC and as much Winalot as you can eat. Bring your own lead or you won’t get taken out for walkies.

I can’t read this at the moment Harold but as soon as I find my tinfoil hat I’ll get back to you.

Fucking idiot. If he’d wanted to film dead people walking around and talking he could have just gone to Romford.