King Billy

Give him one up the arse from me.

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Full marks for ‘window licking’ as you appear to have been very observant of the outside world during your yellow bus daily commute in the 90’s.

Ha ha you got censored by The Vulcan before me DC. That means I’m her favourite and she hates you.

The resident spacker might be using it to brush his teeth with, so it might be unavailable rather than ineffective, unless he or she was a flid in which case they probably wouldn’t be able to bend down far enough to pick it up unless they’d fallen of the bog and slithered across the floor towards it covered in their own shit. Its actually quite a difficult question to answer with any certainty given the many factors which could determine the outcome.

Justin Welby 2023.

‘I am King Billy’. ‘I am King Billy.’ ‘I am King Billy.’ ‘I am King Billy.’ ’Where the fuck is Spartacus then?’

Allright lads?

I didn’t.

I will as well if you will as well.

OK I will.

The Toxteth Target Range, I remember it well. Tom O’Connor worked there before he got onto the telly.

There was a news story the other day about Andre the Giant causing almost every other passenger on a plane to either ‘gag, throw up or break down and cry’ when he took a dump during a flight. He was apparently the only person on the plane who wasn’t bothered by the incident.

How’s the weather been today in Widnes?

Don’t forget who gave you the start on the road to riches DC. I’ll find you if you do. I’ve got contacts stretching from Halewood all the way to Speke.

No-one in Merseyside will read about it if it’s in The Sun, unless they find a copy in a car belonging to someone from London that they’ve just stolen.

Between you and me MH, putting his own life at risk one of my reliable sources sent me an encrypted tip off this afternoon from somewhere in the Liverpool area (Lime St. station). It appears that undercover homosexuals have infiltrated the contest and Graham Norton himself may have been compromised in some sort of anal honey trap.

Whoever he asked to read your post out for him was clearly just as thick as Panzyboy himself, and thought ‘I’ll have a go at it as he’s promised to give me a wank afterwards’.

Priceless.

Eric probably, unless Neil picked her up in the Rascal and gave her a lift home (not all the way home obviously) first.

That’s a bit strong Ed. Invertebrate tossers maybe.

Well you didn’t so don’t bother saying anything ever again.

Very selective targeting, but not in any way unexpected from someone as historically consistent as you. Consistently fucking abysmal and needy attention seeker.

You’re really funny. 🤣

Not listening to a single word she ever said is probably the one thing that saved me from permanent ear damage or far worse. I sometimes think how much worse the consequences could have been for me if Covid had actually been a real thing and the experimental mRNA treatments weren’t just a big pharma and crooked politicians cash cow which have the added bonus of injuring and killing the very people who’d be the first to complain if they weren’t dead or in the queue to soon be. Dr Fauci is a cunt.