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King Billy

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  1. King Billy
    I bet you have a poster of a Trans-Am on the wall above your single bed. Fuck off.
  2. King Billy
    …..It’ll be Donald Trumps fault.
  3. King Billy
    🎶Heaven’s up The Shankhill, kick a fenian in the balls🎶
  4. King Billy
    He’s more used to a crack heads cock in his mouth DC, the vile, despicable, little deviant, emaciated greaseball.
  5. King Billy
    Very unlike you Baws to spell Glasgow wrong.
  6. King Billy
    Reported.
  7. King Billy
    You don’t have to make up lies , such as ‘I really like you’ or pretend you’ve come when you’re having sex with yourself though. Swings and roundabouts.
  8. King Billy
    I’ve got 3 pallets of Woodbines stored in the bunker, and 20 thriving Virginia tobacco mother plants too, just in case they run low and I need to start growing my own roll up baccy. I wonder what the right honourable Rashid Sanuk would have to say about that? Phillip Morris was a cunt.
  9. King Billy
    Micky Mouse had an ELC watch.
  10. King Billy
    Blowing all your housing benefit on White Lightning at the weekend was never going to end well Drew, was it?
  11. King Billy
    ‘I have a special purpose’ Navin R Johnson….1979.
  12. King Billy
    At first glance it does appear eminently fuckable Stubbs. However decades of hard earned experience as an equal opportunities employer in the ‘rub and tug’ game has taught me that ginger trollops are amongst the lowest earners in the vagina rental industry. Very few men fantasise about a bossy, patronising, know all cuntess with a front arse like a rusty Brillo pad, a back arse like a helicopter landing pad and know how to punish an earhole in a way that makes Julia Hartley Brewer look like a fucking mute with a tampon stuck in her throat. In fact Eddie is the only bloke I know who’s into that weirdness.
  13. King Billy
    His mum told him it was ‘bouncy castle wallpaper’ when she had his bedroom done up with matching PVC bedsheets, as a surprise 45th birthday present. All of his friends would have been ‘well jel’ if he’d had any.
  14. King Billy
    Clearing out someone else’s attic through the hole in the roof she made ripping the lead off.
  15. King Billy
    Yeeeha! Release the hounds Eric.
  16. King Billy
    Righto.
  17. King Billy
    Proper Klingons (spelled with a K) would never be found stuck to any arsehole. The forward bow is where they hang out.
  18. King Billy
    I agree. He should have asked Pen, the wrongest MAN ever.
  19. King Billy
    I see no reason why not Raaas, being a member of the 2nd most valued and protected ethnic community in Khan Jong-Un (our glorious leader)’s 21’st century Londonistan. Just make sure it belongs to a white man (or Alex Scott the football lezzer) before you stab the racist, white supremacist, descendant of a slave baron and claim it as a down payment on the reparations to come. That way you’ll be doing everything legally and probably be invited onto Piers Morgan’s show and celebrated as a hero. Uncle Tom maybe? I think everyone’s probably forgotten about Captain Tom and the swimming pool extension lark.
  20. King Billy
    We’re fucked.
  21. King Billy
    Probably a lot less white British female DNA in it than any Rotherham, Telford, Rochdale, Bolton, Keighley etc. etc. etc. etc. minicab Neil. It can’t be easy for you knowing that in your own country you can’t compete with the new generation of hard working sex beasts that we’ve imported from the third world. A bit like a British Leyland worker in the 70’s, standing at the bus stop in the freezing cold rain after work, while all the shiny new Datsuns and Toyotas drive past through a huge puddle, soaking him to the skin.
  22. King Billy
    ‘Ed’s dead baby’.
  23. King Billy
    Fuck off.
  24. King Billy
    Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’.
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