I think it’s only fair if I start paying you a nominal rent Luv. I can’t live rent free in your head for ever can I? Since I’ve been living here I’ve been having a good look for this big Mensa brain you seem to think you have. No sign of it whatsoever, just a Brussels sprout and a wind tunnel howling through between the ears.
Oh and the toilets blocked so I’ve been shitting in your pharynx. I do apologise.