King Billy

£99? Boots are selling the latest Pfizer jab for exactly that price (fact check it), so that would be 99+99= £198 just to self poison oneself and pay for a lift to A and E where you can wait for about two years to be seen, once the ugly cunts have perfected their latest tik tok dance routine and then if you’re lucky they’ll slap a ‘do not resuscitate’ sticker on your forehead and chuck you in the skip on their way out to the picket line for a few new selfies to post on Facebook in one of their ‘FUCK THE TORIES’ groups. Nurses used to be well fuckable and always up for a bit of Irish cock when I was a youngster. Wtf has happened to the NHS nowadays, infested with purple haired cock blocking fat lezzers with LGBTQ+ etc. etc. etc. rainbow lanyards hanging round their scrawny Turkey necks, most of which would burst if a half decent cock tried to slither its way downwards. And most of them stink too.

Don’t speak to him. You and other sops anger is the only thing that keeps him barely alive.

I hope his inbox is smoking worse than a Gaza charity workers Land Cruiser with a fresh missile hole in its roof, or his mother in laws Burka after a premature suicide vest incident. Horrible little fake Jock, corner shop cunt.

I’ve been calling out the huge increase in all causes excess deaths (compared to the previous five year average) in almost every country in the world for quite some time now H. It’s a taboo subject that no government wants to discuss, never mind investigate. The same governments that swallowed the Covid scam hook line and sinker, then recklessly (I would say criminally) sent the world skint by locking their citizens up in their homes, closing down millions of small businesses, printing billions of pounds or dollars of non existent cash to pay the mask mandated fools to stay at home. And then the icing on the cake, just to leave no one in any doubt as to the level of Narcissistic Personality Disorder that every one of these demons possess, they banned any existing (and previously regarded as totally safe, but unfortunately patent expired and therefore suddenly deemed as extremely dangerous) medications that many doctors were having excellent results with, then they gave Pfizer, Moderna, Astra Zenneca etc. enormous amounts of our cash and total immunity from future legal action, then with the full on coercion and intimidation tactics of the Westminster cabal and their cheerleaders in the MSM, implemented the raison d’etre and rolled out the experimental, barely tested (compared to any so called vaccine in history) miracle cures, which have now been shown to neither stop the jabbed up (and masked up) guinea pigs from catching or spreading the ‘deadly virus’ which has also now been revealed to be no more deadly than a right hook from that limp wristed cock magnet cunt Benjamin Butterworth. But on the positive side, Billy boy Gates and Tony B Liar etc have made a hell of a lot of money from their wise (totally lucky) investments in the big pharma companies which came to the rescue and made sure a few Grannies survived.

This time next year you’ll be more in demand than Dr. Hillary. Graham Norton will pay you a fortune to come on his TV show and talk to the plebs about ‘the science’ etc. (after you’ve sucked his rancid winkle and plated his arse in the green room obviously).

You probably still had natural immunity due to your previous exposure to Bubonic Plague, Small Pox, Black Death, Spanish Flu etc. I’ve not included Bird Flu as you’re not a real bird you human/hybrid fucking rooster. Prove me wrong and lay an egg or fuck off.

Frank has a huge collection of miniature umbrellas, which he adds to every time he attends the STD clinic (AIDS, herpes and Monkey Pox department) and has one inserted up his shit covered, decomposing, bitemarked bell end.

Liverpool.

Archie on vacation in Vegas. Harry was upstairs in the hotel suite in his Nazi outfit, sniffing coke off Meghan and Oprah’s bent over arse-cheeks. Andrew was babysitting Lillibet at Epstein Island probably.

The Fuhrer had all the penguins gassed before he relocated to the Antarctic in 1945, so it’s very unlikely that he’d still be living the quiet life and behaving himself if any were missed. He was never really renowned for his easy going nature before he retired after all.

Says ‘fanny expert’ Frank who’s only ever once been in the same room as a woman’s fanny, and that was a long time ago in the maternity ward.

I wouldn’t concern yourself with Pens well-being H. The subhuman old prehistoric freak has survived the ‘big bang’, several ice ages, multiple tsunamis, earthquakes etc. and is still standing proud in his granny boots, despite the current wave of transphobia which the MSM insist is ‘a thing’ (rather like him). They say that the only life form which will survive a nuclear war are cockroaches but the smart money is on Pen.

Get back in Roys Morris Traveller and fuck off you Hayley Cropper cunt.

Dave Allen (he of the missing finger) was a very clever and funny comedian. His father was born with all his fingers missing and went on to become a High Court judge called ‘Justice Thumbs’. Fuck off.

What happened to his car? Is it for sale? Asking for a friend who has a thing about driving around in recently deceased peoples motors (while wearing their clothes usually). I think he’s probably just addicted to the smell of mothballs.

He should have bought a saloon or a hatchback.

Shame your mother (and the rest of the world) never got to experience such joy, you selfish, abominable old freak. It’s still not too late to make the rest of us happy though.

Is that a threat? I’m not going to do it although it does sound like it might be fun.

Was he a crash test dummy?

Reported. You know I have no legs.

Reported for homophobic hate speech and poor spelling too.

Fuck off.

Should have strangled it when she realised it couldn’t walk and saved them both the embarrassment later.

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My imaginary M4 is in immaculate condition and therefore not in need of any unsolicited repair work from any of these armchair TV mechanic wankers. In fact it was just this afternoon that I drove to Harrods to pick up some caviar and back, never dropping below 150 MPH with a 1933 Old Penny stood upright on the rocker cover the entire way. Mike Brewer is a fat little cunt and probably takes it up the arse when the cameras stop rolling.