King Billy

I don’t think we’ve hit rock bottom yet, so fuck them Im glad they’re dead.

Shame you’re not.

Your lack of cruelty and undeniable concern for the mental health of those you consider inferior to yourself is a constant reminder to me of your self proclaimed ‘consistency’ and I applaud you for that. I have no doubt whatsoever that twenty years or so from now, when he’s no longer middle aged but still struggling you’ll be right there to offer him some of your special ‘relief’ which you’ve mentioned helping out the elderly with before. 😘

Depending on what parts of them wash up on the beach, probably yes.

As usual you’re spot on Panzybummer. Poor Michael cutting a sorry picture, shuffling along the pavement exactly as you’ve described, unable to even keep up with his former enemies (the Sinn Fein ‘freedom felchers’) proudly mincing down the street draped in their new national flag (the rainbow one, tricolour v 2.0). I know who Id rather be, even with the broken penis, bag of piss etc. At least I’d be consoled by the fact that my arsehole was still ‘sovereign territory’. 🇬🇧REMEMBER 1690🇬🇧 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧

You’ve spelled prostate wrong DC. No need to thank me.

Whoow! I do the Imagining on here CBB. What the fuck is going on?

Fair enough. I knew you’d have a good reason. Sorry.

Why didn’t you tell me this before now Eric?

You better elaborate a bit here or Ape’s going to go mental.

‘Yo! What’s in the bag boy? I’m a talking to you shitpicker’.

Because of the vast number of men who come into close mincing contact with it.

Luckily Ape’s on a Zoom call with his bestie Pen at the moment or he’d probably have something to say about your very honest admission.

His freezer contains more deadly viruses than the Wuhan lab.

You haven’t really given much thought to this curious start on here have you? If you have then it’s probably best you neck a couple of bottles of bleach and have an early night with your cuddly toys.

Don’t leave me to argue the cunt on my own Snowy. I’ll put something extra special in my bin for you tomorrow if you reconsider.

I’m 100% certain it wouldn’t be you if he did. Fuck off.

BGT…..Big Gay Tosser.

Don’t tell me you’re one of those ‘spinning ball’ round Earth weirdos CBB? Come on man. Of course the Earth is flat. Why would there be any need for the dome up there if it wasn’t? Stop drinking. It’s affecting your common sense.

Basher Bates knew his way around a butchers block.

Great film. I hope they never do their usual thing and remake it as a massive pile of shite. I’m pretty sure they’d have to call it ‘Snickers Man’ anyway, so they can shove it right up their arse sideways as far as I’m concerned.

‘is it safe?’

I’m going to The Spaniards for dinner in about an hour Frank. If you’re working on The Heath tonight maybe we could meet about 10 for a quiet chat about your future? You know it makes sense. You can’t go on acting as you do forever. I’ll try not to hurt you too much but I can’t guarantee it.

That one’s long gone Gypps. My new imaginary Tera yacht ‘The Eclipse’ (162.5m) which I recently acquired from Roman Abramovich for a very reasonable sum of cash and a free Christmas tree every year for life, came with its full crew of grade A+ prozzies included, is currently at Harland and Wolff in Belfast for a major refit and name change. I’ve not yet made a final decision on the name but it’ll either be ‘MV GUSTY SPENCE’ or ‘MV MICHAEL STONE’. I’m inclined towards the latter as I’m having a 76.2mm/60 AK-176 mounted on the bow and I think Michael would appreciate it if we let rip at Milltown Cemetery (the scene of his heroic mission) as we slipped quietly out of Belfast harbour and on our way out to the Irish Sea and the N. Atlantic to blast the shit out of some icebergs. Tbh I never realised that it was a full time job being a billionaire, but ‘hey ho’ I guess some people have it worse than me so I’m not going to moan about my lot.

The only explanation I can think of is that there must be something in that sub which will finally nail Donald Trump and send him to Death Row before the 2024 election. 🤣