Major Cunt

Ahh, the voice of the sheeple arrives. Quite ironic considering your place of birth. I find it staggering that an allegedly educated woman can be so fucking thick. When there herding you into a concentration camp you'll see the error of such blinkered thinking. Once again, common sense is not a prerequisite of intellect...

Bullshit. The only club you're a member of is the 'Terence Higgins Trust', and the closest you've got to a golf course was a weekend break at Butlins. You're a flagrant turd burglar of incredibly poor breading who's teeth resemble a witch doctors necklace. Fucking Opus Dei wanker.

Ever since the Gestapo like enforcement of the inter member acrimony rules from January things have gone down hill quicker than a Greek cunt off piste. Fortunately admin seem to have seen the error of their ways, but the horse has already bolted. We're missing several amusing punters who's creativity has been stifled, and called it a day. Harold's throwing more shit at the wall than a group of unsupervised toddlers. Johnny's delusions have placed him in New Zealand, and there's more trolls than a fucking fairy tale. Although the kickings of yesterday have restored my faith that we can salvage something half decent...

He makes incredibly feeble attempts to pick the bones of the trolls targets. Exactly the same as Pen whose bollocks seem to grow upon Frank's arrival, and no doubt a twitch from its 10" yogurt sprayer. A pair of ubiquitous cunts who's departure wouldn't be noticed. Finding the Estate Agent was a reasonably simple task given his lack of Internet security. There's a crazy golf course nearby where he's no doubt a patron. What a pair of hanging on the trolls coatails useless cunts!

I like her. During a White House press conference she was asked by some Washington Post leftist cunt "what the organisations name was". To which she replied "what organisation?“, “Black Lives Matter" he said, "you've just answered your own question", "next question please". She skilfully dealt with every single cunting hack in similar fashion. Easy on the eye too. She can polish my helmet any day of the week.

I saw that on 'Vevo'. I'm not sure what's worse, the complete lack of coordination or its paltry 14 views. I was hoping it ended with a drop off a 30ft cliff face, but you can't have everything.

Definitely not the best on here, Ed. I can think of at least seven punters ahead on my score sheet, and you're one of them. A low key approach which normally raises a chuckle. The leaderboard is by no way a reflection of quality bar Eric, and a few others. Then again one mans Armani is another mans Primark.

Pen, I did it a bit more digging on the Birkenhead estate agency and it turns out that it's actually a letting agents. Their bread and butter seems to be the Universal Credit punter, but also cater to the fake African student market, along with the five Romanians to a bedroom. The annual Christmas party is held at the local clubhouse which explains the golfing obsession.

It was a cheap shot, and also a flagrant breach of rule whatever. As I've told Mrs R on occasion, I'm one to break the rules not conform like a 'CC' drone. It's also true that a troll needs to feed, and there's been slim pickings as of late. So I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find the username Francine Kleftiko on a pro anorexia website. Instructing the assembled 5 stone waifs on the best implement for inducing vomit, or the best brand of laxative to clear undigested food. I'd also expect a Lady Gaga avatar, and directions on the best moment to flick a sausage of a plate during a family dinner.

It used to be known as a Pirelli Necklace, Eric. It gets on my fucking tits how she's praised a freedom fighter. A domestic terrorist would be a more accurate description. What's most ironic is when the ANC seized power the blicks ended up worse off. Widespread corruption and ineptitude turned the jewel of Africa into a third world nation. Maybe apartheid is not such a bad thing after all...

A topical hard hitting nom from the Major. @Frank I'm still waiting on the Spandau Ballet video, or a relevant thread? Pull your fucking finger out man, and no plagiarism either!

Where the fuck have you been, Olly? The Judge has gone awol after Roops squeezed his bollocks, and Frank's back with the Kleftiko playbook. We need all old hands on deck. You north of the Tyne downs sufferer.

This is more like it, @Frank

That's one credible theory regarding the fucking wanker! Credit where it's due though, Stubbs. He's kept up the public school boy act since I joined, and has never once deviated from character. It's clear to all that he's a turd burglar with the constant noms regarding banditry. To quote Bill, "he's the most one dimensional punter here". I personally think he was an alter boy and was buggered senseless by a Runcorn priest resulting in delusion...

Punkers, you might be interested to know that I've traced your IP address to an estate agency in Birkenhead. Its technically Cheshire...

Fuck off. You old whore!

Ever heard the word irony, or its meaning? No, thought not. Stick with the train arriving on platform 2 material. Debating is not your strong suit.

I'm sure you've placed it there now. However there's the tricky little issue of its time stamp. Just get back to posting "I'm the best on here" and the other handful of shite. Know your station Francis, and more importantly your skill set.

It's called integrity, a quality that's certainly bereft in your character. @Goober has just neatly bent you over a barrel and shot his load across your back. I'll sit back and enjoy the view as you attempt to squirm your way out. For all the accusations of "thickster" coming from you and the Greek cunt even your lapdog Pen can work it out. There's nothing worse than a thicko thinking their smart!

Your jealous, Frank, nothing more nothing less. I've never once heard an educated or informed opinion from you on any thread. If you're really that sceptical why don't you copy and paste to cross reference it? You won't because you've an inferiority complex which is plain for all to see. You really are one thick easily riled one liner cunt.

You might be interested to know that during a previous battle of wits your replies were timed via a third party app. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it indicates complete reliance on Google during a rather low key exchange. I'm not at liberty to name the punter in question, but he's a cunt in good standing, and has also disclosed your penchant for reading PM's...

Obviously, but I'm quite enjoying it. You're name dropping me all over the place in a vain attempt to spark a reaction. Do try and keep up...

Did you get a maths tutor in yesterday? As it seems you've jumped from struggling with basic addition to mastering division, or have you just discovered the calculator app?

I fucking love you loads too. Let's join forces and murder even more mask wearing cunts!

More than you, Frank. You vile troll wanker!