Major Cunt

I've no real malice against Roops, I'm just her antithesis. We're at polar opposites in our views and that's absolutely fine. There's been a few cheap shots on both sides, but I'm sure she bares no grudge. I was actually part of a quite successful operation, but a third party fucked up badly. Anyway, that's a story for another time, and taught me some valuable lessons, melting a razor blade into a toothbrush was not one of them. I'll be focusing my cunting elsewhere, I think it's run its course!

Coming from one of the sites bottom feeders! It's something called auto-spell, and a feature you lack with a Nokia from 1994. Are you on the sauce already, or just a fucking idiot? The new six or less rules must be hitting your park bench crew hard, Drew. Far less Scrumpy Jack to pass around, eh...

Other issues. I'm not one to go pointing fingers, but I suggest you get your own house in order first. How on earth do you find the time to moderate here? You've had more careers than Frank Spencer. Which suggests you're either bullshiting or completely inept. 🦊

🎵Stolen virginity is gonna be part of it.. 🎵

Saw the footage this morning on RT News. They played it throughout their morning broadcast, and also mentioned the charming BLM had turned up screaming "I hope they fucking die", ect. Apparently old bill arrived and peacefully moved them on, whatever happened to the pillow case clad white knights of old? Maybe there's a shortage of Persil. The Los Angeles Sheriff's department has also put up a reward of £10,000. It must be comforting to the families to know how much they value their officers.

Couldn't find the original stand up version as I imagine YouTube have taken it down, also ignore some of the graphics.

On the subject of East Anglia, have you managed to top the all time leader board yet? Frank reckons he's getting parole in early October, and I'm sure he'll be thrilled with the achievement, Eric!

So you are a bloke then. For once we're in full agreement.

For sure. Bill Gates is rubbing his hands together in anticipation for the flu season...

She's good for one thing only, Stubbs. Bent over on all fours and taking the Majors load. I'd probably stretch to a nosh for a starter, but absolutely no conversation. "Nice one Mandy, there's a score on the dresser", then I'm off...

I was out with a pal today, and we had to pop in a local supermarket. He said "shit I ain't got my mask", to which I replied "fuck em, it ain't the law". No cunt said fuck all, and hasn't yet, anyway. Definitely not one in the know, just blindly following the heard mate. All you need is a small bottle of hand sanatiser, imo. That's your best protection, and studiously avoiding any fucker coughing...

It's the methadone Bill, I hear it addles the brain. I'd imagine that Mensa test was many years ago hence it gathering dust in an attic. I've honestly never met such a close minded msm brainwashed fool. Maybe the head of the WHO was giving her off the books prescriptions at some point. Considering his incredibly dubious past that makes Harold Shipman look like professor David Nutt, I wouldn't trust the cunt as far as I could throw him. I'd rather wear a tinfoil hat than a disposable mask, it's certainly better protection. Most cunts would stay well out of the questionable two meter range.

Predictable. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

Well, the only reason the pervert ever got the presidency was his role in the Mena scandal. Being ex CIA director Bush, and Ollie North's go to governor when importing tonnes of Bolivian marching powder. I'm amazed he hasn't been hung out to dry, he's obviously still of great use to some, or more likely he'd bring the rest of the crooked clan down. A cunt of interstellar proportions, without a shadows. I've just pictured Sir Alan in PMQ's after a tame grilling by the black whale. I'd imagine he'd say something along the lines of, "are you having a laugh or something? Is this a joke I'm not privy too? I watched you on Countdown, and you struggle with basic maths". Followed by a roar of laughter from most MP's, and Abbott storming out crying whilst playing the race card. Now that would be a PMQ's worth watching!

I know. Actually contributing to the topic in question. Food for thought eh, Frank...

Try surfing in Biarritz without a wetsuit, Frank. I know it's a few hundred miles up the coast, but it'll give you some time to reconsider. I think you might be bi polar as well as a cunt. It was only yesterday you were attempting to serenade the gypsy.

I don't think the Russians had anything to do with the alleged poisoning. If I had to wager, I'd say this was a CIA operation. You only have to look at who's to gain and whose to loose in this situation. The completion of the Nordstream pipeline will be bringing bargain priced gas to Western Europe, so why would the Kremlin risk fucking it all up? We all know the American economy is tanking right now, and one thing they do have in abundance is shale gas. The CIA is a law to its self and has regularly overstepped the mark. Surely I'm not the only one who's thinking this. How difficult would it be to synthesise something from the Novichok range with state assistance.

It's a similar story with NAFTA, Trucking. Clinton made the port of Los Angeles the busiest in America bringing in cut price goods from the dagos, and making his own country completely uncompetitive at the same time. Now the ports doing a roaring trade but just beyond its boundary is a wasteland. All those factories and warehouses that once stocked American goods are inhabited by meth heads now. I support the Donald in his MAGA efforts, and he might not be the sharpest tool, but he's trying. Maybe we need Sir Alan Sugar to reverse our fortunes? I know he's a red sea pedestrian, but one of humble roots. Anythings better than the current fucking idiot!

Well, we all know why they started having to be dropped in via helicopter, Panz. Your lot put their famous navi skills into work, and started digging out culverts filled with fertiliser and a sprinkling of tarmac. The intelligence services knew all the top players, and where they lived. All it needed was a PM with enough bollocks to give the 22nd the nod, and it would of been all over in a morning. Your mob used to shit their pants over sightings of the fine men of the SAS/SBS. Not that I'd imagine you'd notice one in your favourite Crossmaglen boozer. Nice work on old Louis though, if the rumours are true anyway. Just goes to show what utter cunts you are taking out a few kids in the process.

I heard it was a tight squeeze, and a long cue.

I love the fact you have absolutely no comprehension of the word irony. You incredibly witless random place naming fucking idiot.

It's good to have on the cv. I've taken several different reputable online tests for a baseline score, but just never got round to it. I quite fancy the idea of chewing the fat with the likes of Sir Clive Sinclair.

It was only for research, honestly guv!

Let's both sit the Mensa test and compare scores? I'll happily put my money where my mouth is!

I didn't need a fucking crystal ball to predict your strict adherence to government policy. Wake up and smell the latte for fucks sake. Cue acidic reply on statistics for non mask wearers catching Covid...