Major Cunt

I wonder how many of these chutney pushers succumbed to Aids. It was the right era, when the mystery virus was wiping them out like the plague.

I've held back on HaroldTheChild so far who speaks more shite than Lord Haw Haw. However, now he's bringing the legacy of brave Britis in WW2 into disrepute, I'm gonna give him a virtual hiding. My Grandad was part of the BEF, and was lucky to escape with his life. Fortunately he was a skilled engineer so ended up redeployed to a far less dangerous position. My other Grandad was in the navy, and was on escort ships across the Atlantic plus a couple of trips to Murmansk. Now that must have been fucking nail bitting. I know there are many patriots amongst us whose forfarthers battled the Nazis and Japs, and you've got this cunt moaning about two minutes away from his Scrumpy Jack bottle. @ChildeHarold Fuck off, you traitorous cunt. How about Brussels, France or any other EU shithole who's cocks you metaphorically suck!

He hasn't fired his Luger in years, so you're quite safe. I also removed the firing pin after he pm'd me threatening to pop the Judge.

She certainly liked to take control, and as a man I love that. Who wants to be fucking with the lights off in Victorian fashion. I like a bird who jumps on top, and rides like it's the final furlong at Cheltenham.

I might have fucked up the terminology there, LCS. The former Miss Major was a CPN, and I'm sure she called the anti-schizophrenic jabs Depots. Mind you, I did ignore roughly 40% of her work related gripes. You live and you learn, eh.

Beat me to it, Trucking. Churchill once described him as looking like a Llama, and had no time for him, or his nation of bottlers. Napoleon was a cunt too.

Fucking hell, Drew. You really have detoxed off the Frosty Jack. No longer the ramblings of a drunken cunt, keep it up!

So it seems, Doc. I was alluding more to certain punters who could do with a hefty dose of Diazepam. Jewdith receives a Depo injection due to being incapable of managing his tablets...

Alright Wolfie, take the beret off and calm down. You consciences objecting pillock.

Not a chance Bollie, I've just had this beauty polished.

I'm going to be serious for one post. Personally, I think she was battling some serious demons, and this might have been the straw that broke the girls back, or neck in this case. The fucking media have carte blanche to twist any story to fit their narrative, and I think they shouldn't have been able to write about an on-going investigation. She was always going to be prosecuted due to several high profile cases of female domestic abusers (this is 2020 after all, equality in all areas). Now whether she would have been found guilty is a different kettle of fish. She did appear on all the programmes I fucking detest with a passion. However 40 is no age to go and she was a decent bit of skirt. More to be revealed on this one, and Love Island back on British TV within 2 years...

I would Bill, sounds like a solid game plan. Why not skip the meal, and just eat out "the pretty mixed race bird".

Or in your case Drew, across the front room on any given morning.

Punkape, into his disconnected rotary dial phone.

Ahh, yes. The obligatory 3 litre bottle of diet Coke. Its normally placed on top of the burgers as a token 'I'm making an effort'. It's a fucked up country when fresh and healthy produce is more expensive than utter shite. I'm no economist, but you don't need to be Alan Greenspan to see the NHS benefits.

I'll occasionally buy the BBQ one due to it actually having some flavour, and a decent amount of protein. I remember being in Tesco once and the burgers were on sale. I walked down the aisle and some 20 stone cunt on a mobility scooter was clearing the shelves. I was tempted to say "alright Jewdy, how's life treating you", but thought better of it... True story.

Absolutely Stubbs. I called this along with yourself and Wolfie on his second or third post. Obviously there's been a healthy donation to the CC coffers. Maybe Roops has got a thing for Rustlers microwave burgers and 'Call of Duty'.

I don't think there's much more mileage in it anyway, Gyps, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Indeed. What exactly was "the full works" though, Pen. Was he finishing off the cut and shut treatment, or retrieving various items from your wizards sleeve of a colon?

Who, or should I say what, is your avatar. You going for the Deirdre Barlow look now? Just put up a picture of your Shergar sized appendage for the newbies.

And Valium works. I can think of several CC members that should be on them. Where's @Last Cunt Standing when you need him...

Well, you did find yourself at a car dealership instead of a Greek restaurant, so it's definitely plausible. Anyway, how was the theatre? I hear you went to see 'Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat'...

I hope you do Frank, but you do dress like a bit of a cunt, and that's certainly a fundamental.

So the stocks in I.G Faben is a no then? Jewdys had the lampshade anyway, and is documenting the serial number.

From what I know of the case of poor PC Harper. He was dragged for a mile or so after his legs were caught in straps trailing from the quad bike. Now I'm guessing the main crux of the case being a murder or manslaughter charge, hedged on if they were aware they were dragging a 6ft copper along or not, and if they did was it intentional? Obviously a clever barrister managed to convince the jury they had no idea, despite leaving the scene of carnage. I'd also wager heavily there were attempts to either intimidate or noble the jury. I'm sure the judge was not happy with this ruling, and an appeal is launched to overturn the conviction, and we see a murder verdict. I'm hoping this is the case, but British justice is often roulette.