Major Cunt
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All shot around west, and northwest London. Makes sense.
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I like the idea Stubbs, think big. Do count me in, and I reckon Ratski fly's a Junkers JU88. Phosphorus grenades should kick it off nicely, but flares if it comes to it.
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Never realised it was that cut and dry, WC. It's a pickle, le monsieurs are certainly cunts treated with suspicion, and derision by most English, but as you rightly pointed out they do some great food.
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Can you believe that Border Force agents apprehended 202 illegal immigrants today, a new record. Think how many millions its gonna cost to either remove, or house these backwards cunts. They have absolutely no idea how to behave in a first world country. Expect rape statistics to reach an all time high. We should stick em straight on a boat back to frogland. The law clearly states you're to claim asylum at the first European country you enter. Cunts!
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Did you know that Frank Kleftico has a YouTube channel? It contains one video 'Bucket o' Flids'. Is that the talentless cunts greatest achievement?
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I remember the above explosion being reported, which I thought strange considering the Chinks either cover up or deny such incidents. The problem they had with this one was monitoring stations outside the country. As I believe it registered about a 3 on the richter scale.
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Good shout, Herr Oberst. Both Clement Atlee, and Harold McMillan were outstanding Premiers.
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They went after Trumps inner circle straight after the election in a bid to isolate, and decapitate. The likes of Roger Stone, Cohen, General Jim Mattis, ect, but it didn't have the desired effect. The Mueller report was total bollocks, and Biden's financially taking it up the arse from the Chinks, which is open knowledge. Sadly Americans are fucking thick, so place your bets ladies and gents.
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That's about how I see it, Killer. For Meghan Fox I'd probably do the same. Regarding the sausage fest and the silicon blonde, there'd have to be serious paper heading my way.
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If you had an invite for a pornstar gangbang - You know the ones where 20 random blokes smash one bird. Would you go?
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They were working their way up the greasy ladder of showbiz in that era, jobbing actors. The bloke who played Roy in Eastenders also plays a part in Gangster Number one with Malcolm McDowel.
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I think the Pakistanis were scrapping bits of the cricket ball or similar old bollocks. Never found cricket even remotely interesting, no sir. A match takes place over several days, and only womans beach volleyball should have that honour.
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It means you're concerned about loosing your erection as you get older. I wouldn't worry about it too much as Viagra's available over the counter now. Maybe a wank over Eva Braun might help, but personally, I'd prefer Diane Kruger. She's certainly aryan, Ratty.
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A little THC won't do you any harm, as long as you're not schizophrenic. Not too much though, some decent solid would do, but that's as rare as rocking-horse-shit these days.
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The latest one I've heard Stubbs, is that the parents were swingers and attended orgys. Apparently they would give the kids a sedative, as one's an anesthetist, on this occasion obviously too much. All that fucking money and no babysitter. I've said it before, but common sense is not a prerequisite of intelligence.
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This joker could have gone to Holland and fucking Barrett and paid £20. I think they wanted a little more than CBD oil.
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Roger Lloyd Pack, Gyps. Considering most of the cast didn't have cockney accents or were working class. John Sullivan the creator was working class though. Probably why it works so well.
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Anyone else noticed that almost the entire cast of Eastenders and Only Fools has also appeared in either The Sweeney, The Professionals or Minder. Charlie Slater - armed robber Dot Cotton - villains wife Trigger - Hitman Mike Reid - armed robber Pat Butcher - prostitute Roy (Pats ex in Eastenders) - robber Johnny Allen - Cozzer And Ray Winstone - blagger Their just the ones I can think of. Anyone else?
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Yes, the failures of the Weimar Republic of which there was many, but crippling war repatriation was the final nail. Weimar was also Germanys first foray into democracy. Didn't work out too well, did it.
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I did state it had been donkeys years since I so much as glanced at the SPL. Lithuanian, close enough. Its still fucking Eastern Block meddling.
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Codings great, Eric. All it really boils down to is problem solving. My analogy that I normally use, is that it's no different to learning a foreign language. You then use that language to instruct the computer what to do. Computers are in fact pretty thick as they need to be told exactly what to do. Now learning computers or artificial intelligence is a slightly different beast as it's reigns are loosened. This is a real concern of mine due to mankind's record for fucking things up. I honestly believe a Skynet type situation is certainly plausible in the future.
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Just had a look at the SPL table for the first time in years, and Hearts ain't even in the top tier. I had high hopes that Celtic and Rangers monopoly would be broken under George Graham. However, it's refreshing to see both Hibbs and Ross County up there. If memory serves, it was some dodgy Serbian owner embezzling or the like, that brought down Hearts ?
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Hey Frank, where's this nom at? You informed me Proper's got you on a deadline, or you join the deadline! Even you can do a nom, not sure about a decent one, but a nom nonetheless. How about the price of cocktails at the Funky Buddha?
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I forgot about the cherubs holding the golden sphincter. I'm not sure if it's a bunch of grapes or a prolapse nestling within the sphincter.
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Mr Mtembe's known as the Blackpool rock round Punkers estate, or grounds as he'll no doubt inform us.
