Major Cunt

Good man. I presume you take a heavy sedative before bed.

Then I hope you've played at Sandwich? Not the fucking beach either.

Pot, kettle, black! Major hits a volley into the open goal...

I bet you haven't even been to watch the Masters at Georgia, let alone play there.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/berlin-paedophile-foster-parent-hermut-kentler-a9573026.html Heard about this one Doc? In the 70's Dr Helmut Kentler thought that placing troubled children in the care of nonces would cure them. So he did with the full cooperation of the Berlin social services. He thought that sexual contact was no bad things for adolescents, and rather than nonce he hypothesised the adults would give them love. Only in Germany eh. Needless to say there's gonna be one hell of a settlement as its all documented.

No, but Lorazapam stop you worrying about it. Fuck the tin-foil hat off, they can still read your mind... Plus your emails, texts, phone calls, and everything else. Basically it's useless, but I'm hoping you didn't need me to tell you. Also wrapping a mobile phone in tin-foil does not make it untraceable. However removing the sim, and turning the phone off does. No disrespect here MC Hammer, but I don't think the security services are that interested in a 90's pop star, especially a skint one.

You two need to sort it out like oaks.

That was good Eric, particularly the plane one. I've noticed you lacking respect in the like department. I need to pull my finger out and get back on the board. Fuck me, even Frank was there recently, but we can put that down to sycophants. That's a bit needy in hindsight do disregard.

Sir Ben Kingsley was Ghandi, but the Indians are generally sound people. I went to school with a few, always to be found in the pub, don't wanna live in their own area, don't fuck kids...

I think she ended up with stump due to a collision with a motorbike cozzer in Central London. I wonder if it was Judge after a crafty can of Super T. Didn't he have a Harley that he became too fat or pissed to ride?

Fair point, but I don't think he's too kosher either.

You could always give the Mrs a slap in an episode, keeping it anti woke and edgy. Expect a 10 year sentence if you do, but if she glasses you, an Obe or peerage is assured.

Certainly a safer bet in this current climate. Do you sport the height and haircut of Clarkson? And the two sidekicks, Is one vertically challenged, and another quite dull? You could be onto a winner here, just don't punch any producers!

I can imagine you watching "Dempsey & Makepeace" from the comfort of your mobility scooter, whilst shoveling Jaffa Cakes into your fat gob, and prepping tonight's late, late material. Am I right Jewdith?

Help yourself out with an alcohol detoxification Jewdz. You'd also be helping us out by not posting the same old bollocks. No need to thank me, obviously.

Beat me to it, Killer! I just hope he's got you in mind as a giver rather than a receiver...

©2019 Major Cunt, and its a five pound coin....

Opened the fridge, pulled out a four pack of Special Brew, and logged onto CC.

I know you're a bit challenged in the IQ department so I'll explain this in simple terms. Checkmate, Jewdith! I wouldn't worry about it too much, just get the Israeli embassy involved or channel the spirit of Golder Mayer.

No patronising here, Jewdz. Just pointing out what an utter cunt you are. No need to thank me!

Definitely a relationship. Jimmy popped his cherry, along with other orifices.

Old Tony can still hit the notes then, and credits where it's due as 'Gold' is an 80's anthem. No clutch bag though, Frank. I am however the owner of a couple of man-bags, can't be too big though (shades, wallet, Rizzla). I'm more CP Company than Gucci, and if we're talking suits it's Hugo Boss or Paul Smith for me. Savile Row is on the bucket list.

Jesus wept, Jewdith. How many times are you going to post the same fucking insults, have you got a Word template for retorts or something? Every post contains the following words. Hardman, arse-licking (mmm, suspect), Mr(s) Roops, fuck all you can do about it, and know what I mean. You're better than this, not much, but still. Why don't you regail us with story's of directing traffic on Tottenham Court Road or nicking shoplifters in Woolworths.

Surely this is more you, Frank? However the title should be 'This Charmless Cunt'. Liven yourself up and start entertaining, as this cheap Sigmund Freud act is truly abysmal.

Bollocks to both.