Major Cunt

Fuck you Hardman. I can take the piss out of you whenever I choose. I'm filling in for judge, Eric. I've already done 4 Special Brew and it's only just gone 10 am. How am I doing?

Frank, why are you such a thick acidic faux dago cunt? Start entertaining or plot a course for Antarctica in your imaginary yacht. Utter fucking idiot.

Do fuck off Jewdith. I've heard you quote many Americanisms with your love of half-backs in lycra. Such as "what you don't got a brain", especially when you're yank buddy was here. I probably could put a cap in your ass, but I'd obviously have to get under the wheelchair, and I doubt there's much clearance. So I'm just gonna use a claymore mine. I do hope that helps. You muggy, hypocritical, crippled cunt.

Indeed. My bad.

It's a high possibility. I bet he ships from outside the UK. Mmm...

Ah, I remember it vaguely. A little before my time. Are you in contact with Bagpuss?

No not exactly, but then again if it all falls through the pikies will make use of it. A lot of pikies in Kent.

He's got 100% feedback. I find that astounding.

You're a quick learner Rolly. Now do inform me which cartoon King Rollo is from? Ta.

Do you think your beloved Jacob's in Jeff's black book?

Evening Earl. A good day golfing with the Angolan national team. Wanker.

I think he's a cowered husband.

It was a generalisation Frank, an off the cuff remark. However, the evidence does seem to be backing my observations.

I know its hard to believe that the Mossad would be involved with such filth, let alone make them agents. Sad fact is the rich and powerful enjoy fucking children, so it's no surprise the world's intelligence services want them by the bollocks to blackmail. Nothing's going to come from the details of Jeff's black book. That I can guaran-fucking-tee you. Ghislaine needs handing over to old Neil. He'll get the truth and she'll get a bowel full of jizz.

If you came from the same place as some of us, you'd clearly understand that reliving revellers of their party packs is in the job description. You should climb down from your ivory tower and check out how the real world works.

Don't forget - you know what I mean, and brightboy.

Judge, if I was a writer, I'd be on to a winner with you as a character. Who'd believe a story about an angry jewish wheelchair bound alcoholic who plots to destroy Brexit traitors with a large explosion. Guido Flid - could be the title? Day of the Spakal - is also an option.

Come on now Punkers even you were a teenager once. Let them go out and enjoy themselves safely. Clubs are also where non mainstream music gets played, along with promotion for the artists. Get yourself down to Heaven, if you're lucky Kylie might be performing.

Now I usually purchase things from eBay (I once lost out on Pens jock strap in an auction, vintage whalebone and leather) So I'm having a clear out and there's two items of clothing in excellent condition due to not being worn. So I thought why not stick it on ebay for a little earner. Now despite my items selling and cash paid, eBay now keep new sellers money despite my account being several years old. I have no problem with people being protected by scammers, no sir. I do have a problem with being potentially ripped off though, when they want to hold it for 3 weeks, long after the buyer has received the item. Oh, and to top it off. The cunts took £28 on fees of £160 odd

What's your beef with the hardman, Jewdz baby? I think you're a bit envious of his B Mob days, due to being unable to join over the wheelchair?

I've heard about the Akryod vodka, apparently its the bottle which is half the cost. Yeah, right Dan.

Is that what happened when you pulled Steven Hawking over due to a defective rear light? I'd imagine your career in the traffic police was eventful? I heard you once pulled Ronnie Corbet over who proceeded to call you a jobsworth, and told you to fuck off.

Basically she'd ask you to stick it in her arse with no preliminaries and probably no lube*. That sort of thing? *Jewdith has a lifetime supply if needed though.

The country is completely corrupt and infiltrated by the Itie mob. Remember that cunt Berlusconi? He made a fucking fortune through contracts to them. It really is a tale of two countries with the wealth and prosperity centered in the North, and the peasantry and agriculture, but tourism in the south too.

Besides yourself. Why do you even bother? You really are a fucking idiot.