Major Cunt

Firstly how am I threating you with violence, Jewdy? Does making a quip regarding using a raspberry as cover from a barrage of Millwall projectiles really count? Secondly I don't actually believe you to be a cripple, an obese, abusive, mobility scooter owning, alcoholic wanker, yes, but not a raspberry per se. For the record I've been to the New Den on a few occasions having a few pals who support them. You should really reconsider your Ronald Reagan stance on drugs, there's a possibility you might actually enjoy yourself. Oh and do fuck off!

You don't get irony do you, Yank? Make me laugh, or fuck off.

The Septic is holding more grudges than Judge has got with the Turks of Lambeth borough, though unlike our disabled pal he's never once made me laugh. As you've no doubt found he's still flinging the odd unamusing insult about, but the sheer volume of shit has finally receded. I've had Roops crunch the numbers for me from the census, and it's an un-suprising 99.7% of polled members think he's shit.

News to me, Eric, but quality. I've always been a big Phonejacker fan with Terry Tibbs being my favourite character! Tawk to me!

I googled this incident and I wasn't impressed or even mildly amused, WC. Granted I did only skim your vague nom, and didn't connect the wider geographical dots. I was hoping to find a story purporting a rice flail welding group of Fu Manchu takeaway owner's doing battle, but alas no. It turned out to be handbags at 10 paces from groups of protesters. Personally I never go further north than Hertfordshire unless it's to visit the Peak District, Norfolk or Edinburgh. I certainly have no intention of visiting Sheffield, they don't even make steak knives anymore. Flat cap wearing Fred Dibnah-esque cunts.

Touche. Outta likes though...one heading your way when back in stock!

I'm guessing that's a Native American male escort, Withers?

I'd wager a handsome sum that your trailer park home doesn't resemble the NSA in system architecture? I'd also bet heavily on you naming the shithole command HQ or a similar moniker.

Fucking hell, Judge. You did take my advice and swap the white cider for the Rastafarian Old Holborn then? How about we sink a few Stella's and hoover up a few lines of bugle at the Millwall v Charlton home match? I promise not use you and your wheelchair as a battering ram. You can trust me mate! 😁

It's a duplicitous cunt to boot, Ape. I remember Eric not blocking the creature when the collective membership did only to be rewarded with a pathetic insult. Even Judge thinks it's a fucking prat despite it liking his every post.

Ah the final nail in the coffin...when you start rusty-tromboning an ostracized punter. Congratulations you unimaginative, rail ticket clipping, insufferable cunt!

Yawn. Any credibility you ever had on here Yank left about a week ago. You're finished.

I reckon it'll take at least two days just for the spunk to boil out of his aids riddled body, Wizz.

A comeback as weak as your sphincter, and porous southern border, which are both regularly penetrated by Mexican immigrants. Suicides your only option left Septic...your finished here!

I'm pretty sure that's Spunky Jock Straps occupation Judge, he does seem to be obsessed with all things involving bum-banditry. I guess it's all the hormones found in the GM foods of his terrible Yank diet, or he's just a sore looser...

I think you'd be pretty safe with Jewdy as a tennant Doc. As a former landlord I can safely state that being disabled he'd be entitled to housing benefit along with his DLA claim. Obviously it would have to be a ground floor flat with widened door frames, and a wet room with a shower seat. Tennant's also happens to be his tipple of choice, which he seems to have started on earlier than usual, given his standard content tonight.

Excellent nom Wiz, I owe you a like. However I don't think Judge is gonna echo my sentiments. He's a bit touchy about people taking the piss out of his disabilities.

You wanna ask your yellow vest sporting fellow countrymen to stop setting wheelie bins alight, and start torching the Arab quarters of all major towns and cities, including the Calais jungle encampment. Hopefully the cunts might get the message there not welcome, and not to bother traveling any further north to the channel. Oh, and to stick a Cain Toad up there arse when there finished. As we know how fond you Frog's are of medication administered that way.

I don't K.B, fuck him. He made a century of truly dreadful posts revolving around bumfoolery. Probably the worst newcomer by a country mile!

Reported. For editing my original post.

You speaking from experience there? If you must know my spearchucker friend, she's 29, and a sort. Obviously I have all my own teeth I've only just turned 40.

Don't get jealous, Ed. Just coz a sasquatch-esque bird is the best you can get with all your imaginary dough!

I was willing to put our little feud to rest, Jewdy, but you just can't let it go, can you? Talking of being fucking dumb is more than ironic coming from you mate. You open yourself up to be ripped at every opportunity, and I'm not surprised. With cunts like you employed as the Met's finest we're all fucked. Although I've been fucked this weekend by a lovely little blonde bird, ten years my junior! Good result against Leeds though. 😁

I wouldn't worry too much Decs I've bunged some bitcoins Roops's way. I was tempted to go old-school Big Sam Allardyce, and pass her a brown envelope, but you gotta move with the times. So feel free to unleash the beast anytime on our Jewish friend. I'm also as high as a fucking kite right now!

You've contributed fuck all, Saline Cunt Lips. You really don't get it do you? This site is 99.9% British, and I take solace in that fact. We practice British humour which consists of sarcasm, and irony mixed with ridiculous scenarios. Personally I suggest you ditch that fucking UK Gold subscription, and check some proper British comedy like 'The Office', 'Mighty Boosh', and 'Max and Paddy'. I'd wager a kings ransom that it would go completely over your head though. You've come on to this site and proceeded to cunt off our country, most of the faithful on here have memories like a fucking elephant. The general consensus is your a fucking idiot, and you're way out of your depth. Shut your mouth or fuck off!