Major Cunt

No doubt accompanied by a 2 litre bottle of White Ace cider, to wash the spunk down his gullet.

Fair play to the geezer I say. I'd imagine he still gets less abuse than Frank, but similar accusations nonetheless.

Fuck me Jewdy, are you really Colin Stagg?

Harsh but fair.

If ever a post deserved two likes, that was it Decs. I've just sprayed coffee over my laptop. This cunt makes judge sound like Stephen Hawking, who I'd wager probably shares a striking physical resemblance.

Batty man, more like it.

You mean rummage through the refuse bins of Booths, Waitrose or Farmshops? Lol, fuck off, ect.

I wish our handgun laws were slightly looser, but some cunt decided to use Hungerford as a fucking target range. Not that it's stopped Eddie's kindred acquiring and using such weapons.

It's a nice bit of kit Eric, for sure. I'm pretty old school myself going for a 9mm Berretta or possibly a Browning? Not as old school as Jewdy though, who favours a 12 bore sawn of on bits of work. Rumour has it the flying squad mounted an operation, after his mobility scooter was spotted following a Securicor van. There was an innocent explanation though. The old bill were convinced by his protestations of it being the year 1977 and dementia sufferers ID card.

You've lost if Kleftiko. Spent force wanker!

Xanax and Mogadon ect from China/India is where it's at now, so I'm told.

If only lol. No just the movement of certain beneficial substances from Rotterdam to London. Know what I mean!

Long before my time Bill I've only just turned 40. Though I've heard about slopping out and having to launch shit parcels out the window, glad I didn't know that. Mine was in my early 20s, my cousin and brother moved to Holland and you could probably guess the rest. I'm sure Punkers spends his time on the cucumbers lol.

Shut it cuntchops. You insufferable prat!

He certainly does, and the Major had many a pony in her majesty's establishments.

You done a bit of bird Bill? I thought you might had due to some of your lingo in previous posts.

Shame some fucker doesn't slot Pen at a trainspotting convention.

Well if he's carrying a Ruger LC9 he's generally right Bill.

Which previous tussles are they then? From my recollection all you provided were questionable rebuffs. As we say in sarf London. Do me a favour! And show us your clam while you're at it Princess.

It's ability to polymorph and receive updates, combined with its tiny size certainly impressed me. I'll check that "Mr Robot" episode, cheers.

Baws. What are your thoughts on Stuxnet? I personally think it's a phenomenal work of art.

Hopefully Lee Bowyer can get us back where we belong and you can stay up this season. Should make the Corner's football banter a tad more interesting!

When are you actually gonna contribute with a whity quip or an amusing cunting? I've been waiting a while Mrs. All you seem to do is submit questionable Google based facts and split hairs with punters. I've not even seen the full pictures of your Welsh clam either!

Nonce accusing content on the Corner is amusing Frank, unlike your recent contributions. Wanker

I could imagine him in his heyday, cruising the streets of South London in his mobility scooter, like a poor man's Jack Regan from the Sweeney. Rolling into a villains boozer throwing about accusations of post office robberies. Only for the criminals to state....fuck of Jewdy.... you couldn't catch a cold on that scooter....and you've also shit yourself!