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Major Cunt

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  1. Deliberately from a lab in Wuhan. It's about, you can't deny that, imo, but it's nowhere near as fatal as their hyping it up to be. Just another step into tyranny, and a rouse so everybody's tracked 24/7.
  2. The Russians have had a working vaccine that produced antibodies in every test subject. Obviously it's far easier to find participants due East, and are no doubt less stringent regarding the possible side effects, but if given the choice I'd gladly settle for Novapharm's vaccine over GSK's. Personally I feel we should let nature take its course, and to be looking for herd immunity in true Darwinist fashion. This virus along with all the other Covids isn't going away anytime soon.
  3. In my defence, Frank, I had only been up ten minutes, and waiting on my morning coffee. I've also noticed a few punters starting a sentence with 'but', which should only follow a comma. I'll be grammatically diligent forthwith.
  4. You daft old pikie. So he was an Italian American gangster in Meet the Parents, Taxi Driver, Heat, Raging Bull, Awakenings and Cape Fear? I can't be arsed to try and remember them all, but he has been typecast a lot.
  5. You just don't like the cunt due to his liberal leaning although he was close pals with Fat Harvey. There's no way "he's without a trace of talent". Films like Heat, Ronin, Taxi Driver, Once Upon a Time in America, Goodfellas, Casino ect. The man's been at the top of Hollywood for the last four decades. I couldn't give a shit if he's fucking Pelosi...somebodys got to. You never know they might make the Battle of the Boyne, and cast you and Panz as extras...
  6. I have seen it, thanks. It's also Britain's largest employer I believe, and you can thank Thatcher and successive governments for relaxing the financial rules contributing to the 2008 crash.
  7. Indeed. I can't work these cunts out. Professional criminals are in it solely for financial gain, and the biggest crooks in this country inhabit the square mile. More money is laundered there than any other financial centre in the world. Moderate estimates put it at just under a billion a year, and a lot of that's drug money, but their big political donators so a blind eye is turned. Hypocrisy at its finest, Weary...
  8. Funny you should mention 'Boon'. A couple of days ago he was in the 'Professionals' playing a small part, and then straight after in the 'Sweeney' where he had more screen time than John Thaw. They put Dennis Waterman in the Scrubs as Boons cell mate to get information on a jewel heist, and he ended up getting kidnapped along with him while 'Regan' banged his date for the night, and they say there's no honour amongst thieves...
  9. How come Johnny Adaire and the rest of the red hand brigade who lost the internal power struggle fucked off to Scotland. I could understand them studiously avoiding Kilburn, but theirs far more pleasant places to reside. I'm guessing they must have a lot of supporters there, and not too far from a ferry to Belfast either. What's the craic there William?
  10. I'm guessing this is a quote from the 'Elephant Man'? I've never actually seen it, is it worth a watch? I'm looking for a decent film for tonight. This place has been about as funny as finding a hornet's nest in your shed, lately, or Punkers finding 6 stunning Latvian hookers in his lounge!
  11. Surely that's a rhetorical question, Wolfster? I have no idea what's happening in his private life, but we both know he's not the cunt he used to be. @Frank you've got a shot at redemption here. Don't let me down you mercurial cunt!
  12. Anyone remember cop killer David Bieber? He was an American fugitive living under an assumed name and wanted for a mob related murder. His beamer was pulled for having no insurance or something similar, and rather than going quietly he opened up on both cozzers with a Glock. One of the pair had an incredibly fortunate escape when the bullet loged in his radio. He was given a full life tariff, and I believe the law was changed after so that any cop killer receives the same. The only way I can see this cunt getting away with it is via diminished responsibility, and if he doesn't receive that sentence we're at the start of a two tier justice system. Where if you've got a touch of tarbrush you're untouchable. This one's gonna be interesting...
  13. I've just seen this on the news and as far as what's been reported @Wolfie has summed it up well. The question that leaves me looking for answers is why pull the trigger in the station? This fucking idiot is now not only on cctv pulling a Harry Roberts, but has also got about 20 coppers as witnesses. When they've finished kicking the shit out of him he's looking at a whole life tariff, as opposed to the 5 stretch he would've received for the gun. Maybe it was a case of in for a penny in for a pound. I'd wager handsomely he's also one of Eddie's kin. Fucking idiot!
  14. Maybe he's been furloughed and hitting the Peruvian harder than usual? If it is Stickers he's showing Robert Deniro method acting above and beyond the cause. Personally, I reckon Childish Harry's a bird, a fucking sick one, but the Majors like Columbo on occasions. More will be revealed...
  15. Hmmm. Not a snowballs dickhead. You've the IQ of a Rotherham taxi driver, and are way out of your depth!
  16. I'll have you know Killer's credentials are impeccable in the disposal of dense cretins. I'll sit back and enjoy this one...
  17. Do me a favour dickhead. None of us login to view reams of your piss poor contributions. Why don't you fuck off to redcomrade. com, or the Trotsky pages. Surely there's some site that'll put up with your poorly though out drivel. You stupid cunt!
  18. That's quite a revelation, Eric. I always presumed she was posh totty, but now you come to mention it there's a few scenes where she breaks into sem-cockney in anger. I've got a compromise for you. Take the Quattro for a spin and let her nosh you off until the Pirelli's need a change, then it's back to her place, or yours if the old man's home. Cor blimey guvnor.
  19. I spot you're a bit of a expert on horticultural matters. I'm making a mental note of this for later, as I predict cannabis will soon be regulated, and I intend to target the hipster all organic cunts. This time next year Weary....
  20. 'Ashes to Ashes' is far better than 'Life on Mars', imo. Probably because I remember the 80's, but I reckon its Keeley Hawes a true English rose!
  21. Your goose is cooked Withers, all of them. Nothing personal, I was on route to burn down the Sangatte camp, and discovered Sarkozy's been handing out lilos. I was actually glad to see Folkestone. You've got even more camel jockeys than us.
  22. I've just checked his stats, Ape. 1264 posts since the 3rd of June. This surely has to be a CC record? @ChildeHarold we're looking for quality not quantity. You're actually fortunate that certain characters are on leave as they'd have you reaching for the Toilet Duck...
  23. Exactly the noises I picture the cranky old fucker making on his weekly trip to Mehmets Kebab House.
  24. It's been all over ITV4 and ruining a favourite channel of mine. The sort of cunts who enjoy watching this shite no doubt have several lycra outfits, and a five grand bike they like to be spotted on. I throughly enjoy watching the Sweeney and the Professionals as it reminds of a time when men were blokes. Jack Reagan making off the cuff remarks about darkies, and George Carter eyeing up birds, "what do you reckon on that guvnor?", "not half George". Throw in a few soon to be Eastenders stars as blaggers and hookers, and it's a recipe for success with your average bloke. I was born after my time as it seems as the world's now fawning over transvestites and fucking queers. Fuck me, even Martin Shaw with his perm puts these millennials to shame. I suggest any bloke under 40 puts his hands down his trousers, and checks he's still got a pair of bollocks!
  25. He is. you therefore claim a tube of KY Jelly, and spin round the block on Jewdys scooter.
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