Major Cunt
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He did, along with Willem Defoe. The only films I've ever seen Tom Berenger in have been of the war genre. I'm sure he's obviously done others, but nothing else springs immediately to mind. Dennis Hopper is great in Apocalypse Now, It's a shame he only features in half the film. "Lance I will not harm or hurt you. Just give me back the board".
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Elias was a crusader, like those politicians at the White House making us fight this war with one hand tied round our balls.
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Surely you mean Gobbles, your Botswanan golfing partner?
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Baddiel didn't mind Frank Skinner taking the piss out of his faith on Fantasy Football League in the 90's. By their comedy standards it was reasonably funny with a character called Statto, who was the butt of most of their puns. David's a pure jew, having no problem with some lighthearted antisemitism when there's a pound note involved, but vehemently offended otherwise. He's completely irrelevant these days, but by getting on his soapbox and speaking out, he's guaranteed a sheckle or two.
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The poor man's delusional, Bill. He's under the impression he's "the best on here". The partially blind old lady/man is his biggest fan. I rest my case.
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Maybe that's the problem. He's been knee deep in pussy for the past 40 years...pussy that he wouldn't have got within 10 feet of under normal circumstances, but that's not enough for the cunt is it. He had the golden ticket, and he managed to fuck it up with extra curricular activities. If half of what I've been reading is true their gonna bury this creepy nonce, and rightly so.
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You really are a fucking idiot. For once follow through your ridiculous ideas. You've become incredibly stale, and a figure of parody to the quality cunters. Just do a video for fucks sake. More of a moron than a Machiavelli...
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I did a bit of research regarding your post Trucking, and Ron's got deviant behaviour going back decades. He was banned from all the major porn expos for groping both pornstars and punters alike. This however is just the tip of the iceberg mate. It seems he had so much pull in the industry that he'd wander onto sets, and slip any naive young starlet a length. Anyone who raised the issue was either completely shutdown, or was told this is Ron fucking Jeremy, and you'll never work again. Once he's convicted we'll find out the full extent of his depraved antics. I'll expect him to have a colostomy bag of his own when Lemar and Montell have finished. Another Jewish nonce to add to the growing list. The Israeli public relations office are probably running a book on who's next!
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Take the spindly fucker out of the game, Eric. I wanna see you unleash the Cuntman dragon, and deliver some devastating verbal blows. The frogs more slippery than a lorry load of eels. Degaulle was a cunt too.
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Because the greasy spoon cafe's been hit hard by social distancing, and you've a lot of time on your hands...
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It's subjective, Francis. Pot, kettle, and black certainly spring to mind though?
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Bit before my time, Frank. It always tickles me when you call me thick as your comebacks revolve around three different insults. Maybe you should heed your own advice...
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It's never to late for a change of profession, Eric. If my life's has taught me anything, it's that anything is possible. Go and study a part time degree in psychology mate, I think you've got the aptitude. The bubble thinks he's got a psychological advantage. however, his heads so far up his own arse, he's looking at the back of his dentures.
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About fucking time, Frank. That sentence needs a judicial review. It'll be good to have the Norfolk one giving you a pasting again. What's the score with the new avatar? Your skiing is fucking terrible, btw. I'm planning a trip to Andorra next year. A beautiful country with great slopes!
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Steroids and Charlie, never a good concoction, Stubbs. It completely baffles me how these cunts end up in the nick for noncing. I'm glad I turned down that offer to star in "Roops Does Stroud".
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He obviously doesn't build them singlehandedly, you prat. He's not one of the fucking Wright brothers!
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48, are you having a fucking laugh? If you said 56, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Outrageous!
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Ahh, Joker. I honestly thought he'd succumbed to Covid, or been hit by a bus, but alas not. This is actually a decent nom by his usual standards. I'd imagine old Ron failed to tip him after he dropped a steaming log on his lap, failing to realise this was part of the act.
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You've had a stonker during the summer? Well, 9 out of 10 punters can't be wrong...
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I'm sure it's not something the psychiatrist's are ruling out, Ape.
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I've actually had an operation at Northwick Park some years ago, and the consultant was top notch. Its a foreboding looking place from the outside, and a prime example of 60's/70's architecture. It makes you ponder if there was widespread LSD abuse in architect's of the time. I do hope your dear old Mum makes a speedy recovery. The poor woman's had to put up with enough already, due to a perennial disappointment called Frank.
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Fucking hell. If that's not an advert for using Ambre Solaire then I don't know what is. Frank could get a new clutch bag out of his boat race, and half a new wig. I watched a documentary on the Hedgehog once, and apparently he has to get himself erect. I don't know whether that's age or copius amounts of young pussy. The man's a fucking pensioner now, and has no shortage of porn offers. To think that he's running round Hollywood like Neil on a coke binge is hard to fathom. Surely the alleged victims are looking to drain his bank account. I can't but help laugh at the irony!
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One for you @Eddie, Google a picture the resemblence is striking.
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Only when you're taking a dip without your rubber y-fronts. Truly shite post, no pun intended.
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Hahaha. Coming from you that made me laugh. Lets face it Pen, you've got an IQ of 65 at best, and a fresh off the dingy Eritrean could contribute more to CC than you. You're the worst poster here by a country mile. Please never quote me again, you partially sighted prat!
