Major Cunt

I'll occasionally buy the BBQ one due to it actually having some flavour, and a decent amount of protein. I remember being in Tesco once and the burgers were on sale. I walked down the aisle and some 20 stone cunt on a mobility scooter was clearing the shelves. I was tempted to say "alright Jewdy, how's life treating you", but thought better of it... True story.

Absolutely Stubbs. I called this along with yourself and Wolfie on his second or third post. Obviously there's been a healthy donation to the CC coffers. Maybe Roops has got a thing for Rustlers microwave burgers and 'Call of Duty'.

I don't think there's much more mileage in it anyway, Gyps, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Indeed. What exactly was "the full works" though, Pen. Was he finishing off the cut and shut treatment, or retrieving various items from your wizards sleeve of a colon?

Who, or should I say what, is your avatar. You going for the Deirdre Barlow look now? Just put up a picture of your Shergar sized appendage for the newbies.

And Valium works. I can think of several CC members that should be on them. Where's @Last Cunt Standing when you need him...

Well, you did find yourself at a car dealership instead of a Greek restaurant, so it's definitely plausible. Anyway, how was the theatre? I hear you went to see 'Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat'...

I hope you do Frank, but you do dress like a bit of a cunt, and that's certainly a fundamental.

So the stocks in I.G Faben is a no then? Jewdys had the lampshade anyway, and is documenting the serial number.

From what I know of the case of poor PC Harper. He was dragged for a mile or so after his legs were caught in straps trailing from the quad bike. Now I'm guessing the main crux of the case being a murder or manslaughter charge, hedged on if they were aware they were dragging a 6ft copper along or not, and if they did was it intentional? Obviously a clever barrister managed to convince the jury they had no idea, despite leaving the scene of carnage. I'd also wager heavily there were attempts to either intimidate or noble the jury. I'm sure the judge was not happy with this ruling, and an appeal is launched to overturn the conviction, and we see a murder verdict. I'm hoping this is the case, but British justice is often roulette.

It's been Jewdith in full snowflake mode screaming he's being victimised, and there's a massive conspiracy we're all involved with Roops in. Basically, being a fucking idiot!

Indeed. Case dismissed.

Probably a strategy he's read in 'The 'Art of War'. "To beat your enemy, you must be your enemy". Hence the getting pissed up before 12. @Eric Cuntman

Abso-fuckin-lutely!

Roops is right though. He's as thick as two short planks. Strangely enough, a comment he levels at everyone else.

No comment.

He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine.

She's already admitted giving him a previous blank passport. So I see no reason for her not issuing a second. This is Roops after all.

So you've had a scuttling from Pen then, Gyps?

Out of likes, but spot on observations regarding where we're heading.

Get yourself a decent interpreter then (a program, not a person). Just go back to being Reptile, and do dump the avatar. I can't see it doing you any favours.

Valid point. If they've nailed it, we're definitely fucked in Benetton Britain.

Good call, Frank. Maybe you're not such a complete wanker after all...

They certainly have. I believe that ANPR cameras were operational in the 1980's, and look at the quantum leaps in both computing and camera technologies. In several cities in China they already have fully functioning cctv that reads faces via biometrics. Very few people know that China is basically a petri dish for new ideas to be tried and tested. The globalists fucking love the undemocratic peoples Republic for draconian tech, as the people have no fucking rights! Within 5 years laws will be passed, and you'll see one on most streets, the tube, railway concourses, airports ect.

With your voice and dress sense, don't give up the day job. I love it when you post on my profile, as it just confirms what a rattling, washed-out, straw clutching cunt you are.