Major Cunt

I'd seriously suggest you work on your material, because at the moment your making Pen look a top cunter.

I'm trying to get hold of Roy Castle as I think we've got a Record Breaker. Strange how he died of lung cancer having never smoked. Maybe that trombone worked like a funnel for asbestos particles, and Superkings in social clubs...

Ask the Jewish Judge if you can borrow his binoculars. He's quite the twitcher you know.

You seemed a bit keyed up Eric, that's all. You're probably like myself and millions of others knowing that kung flu is all bollocks, and no doubt they'll be another lock down. I have a friend who is a drug worker mainly dealing with crack and skagheads. She has not heard of a single case either, and these fuckers share syringes....

Calm down you mad bastard. I only hypothesised it could be him, and he's certainly better than HaroldChildish.

Ah Reptile. I see you've snuck back with another name, and an obligatory nonce as an avatar. Nice to see you sticking to your winning formula again....

Perhaps you should practice what you preach dear?

Certainly nothing more than a Reader Wives spread at best, Wolfster. Spread being the operative word here.

I believe it has to do primarily with a gas pipeline from Russia to Germany. Now, the Donald's not too keen on this idea, as its going to be cheaper than importing his liquefied natural gas. Thats the yanks for you...

Nature normally sorts it out smallpox ect. I'm not up for a debate as I've been getting stoned, and sampling all evening.

I reckon we could go back to normal and either immunity or a working drug will nip it in the bud. Is this the first step into a form of fascism? I dunno, but there's far too many sheeple that need culling. Sheep being plentiful where you come from, and never deny a single males virginity.

A nice bit of old school Basic coding, Ape. Fuck me it's been an eventful life....

What have you got in mind, Frank? Send some PM's, and see what comes back. It's between olive branches or fuck off's. There are so many things and people to cunt right now! If you can't rustle something up, then you really are finished... Dazzle me Frank!

That's a shame. I'm partial to a bit of Simon and Garfunkell, every now and again.

The only note Franks ever held, had the Queens head on it. Apart from the note he wrote to the McCann's, professing that he's never been anywhere near the Algarve.

Well, fuck me. I had no idea you were such a legal eagle. Maybe you should email Kier Starmer and proffer your services? He's gonna need all the help he can to get Russia Today off air.

Is that where you two met?

Been off site for a few days Jewdz, licking your wounds, eh. Looks like Mr Roops has you in checkmate.... You daft old bastard.

The old sphincter not doing its job anymore, Frank? That's a combination of age and sexual orientation. On another note, there's a Camper Van owning kraut currently suspect number one in the McCann case. Must bring you immense relief!

I was coming to that conclusion myself, Baws. The second statement depends on who's talking about you.

You could be onto something there. I'm not sure whether to take this as an insult or praise? We'll find out soon enough. Sock puppet?

Who is this tosser?

It's been going on for quite some time. She's only liking Franco and Jewdys posts.

Nope, I just wanna defend the castle if needs be.

They used to have them in the Hueys in Vietnam I believe. I'll just settle for the mini-mi favoured by the SAS.