Major Cunt

There's a carrier group there permanently I believe, as the Yanks have just recommissioned a fleet. Anything they did nick we know about, and have tightened our shit up. 5G will probably be a trojan horse we're not dealing just with program source code.

Out of likes. Serious piece of kit for all the above. I want it scaled down, hooked up to my pc, and pointing out the window.

Bollocks Eric. Besides, I've just received a message via pidgeon from the Norfolk one. "Possibly make contact September" and could Bill pick the finest from the parlour, and myself supply an eighth of Thai weed.

I'll say it again Trucking. It's nice to have fresh blood on the same page. The right blend of knowledge and comebacks. You're a cunt, go forth and prosper.

Galloway is a cunt of galactic proportions, but I'll give him is dues where free speach is concerned. Despite him wanting to import Pakistan to blighty. A job his former party managed long, long ago.

Indeed, Stubbs. I was watching a documentary on the naval air wing. First go up the AWAC surveillance planes, then high speed interceptors to protect them, followed by fighter bombers, and then stealth bombers F35s, I believe. They learnt so much in WW2 and other conflicts learning air supremacy is a prerequisite. Mind you, in the Battle of Britain we beat the krauts despite them having air supremacy due to skill and radar, but without radar we probably wouldn't have one. People speak of the German technology in WW2, but forget we had radar in planes at the close of war along with the jet engine, ect...

Let's put this into context for a moment, Jimmy. The Vietnam war was never meant to be won, only sustained. So that the military industrial complex and their powerful lobbyists could make a fortune. The rules of engagement* were a fucking joke in Vietnam, and this is not going to be jungle warfare either. It will be fought as a naval battle mainly using aircraft carriers and missiles. There is no call for boots on the ground. China's gonna be all alone on this one due to pissing off their neighbours too. *Surface to air missile sites could only be attacked once fully assembled along with other equally foolish directives.

The old Judge is obsessed with fudge packing in the big hoose. Maybe the handfuls of viagra have stopped working, or there's blockage of kebab meat in the colon that needs rodding.

A true golfer must play all variants of the sport. That includes both pitch an putt, and crazy. I'm sure you'll get some practice in on your annual pilgrimage, from Cheshire to Skegness for a golfing holiday.

They'd gain air superiority in the South China Sea if it comes to it, and the Chinks know this. There is the little matter of 11 billion barrels of crude.

Good man. I presume you take a heavy sedative before bed.

Then I hope you've played at Sandwich? Not the fucking beach either.

Pot, kettle, black! Major hits a volley into the open goal...

I bet you haven't even been to watch the Masters at Georgia, let alone play there.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/berlin-paedophile-foster-parent-hermut-kentler-a9573026.html Heard about this one Doc? In the 70's Dr Helmut Kentler thought that placing troubled children in the care of nonces would cure them. So he did with the full cooperation of the Berlin social services. He thought that sexual contact was no bad things for adolescents, and rather than nonce he hypothesised the adults would give them love. Only in Germany eh. Needless to say there's gonna be one hell of a settlement as its all documented.

No, but Lorazapam stop you worrying about it. Fuck the tin-foil hat off, they can still read your mind... Plus your emails, texts, phone calls, and everything else. Basically it's useless, but I'm hoping you didn't need me to tell you. Also wrapping a mobile phone in tin-foil does not make it untraceable. However removing the sim, and turning the phone off does. No disrespect here MC Hammer, but I don't think the security services are that interested in a 90's pop star, especially a skint one.

You two need to sort it out like oaks.

That was good Eric, particularly the plane one. I've noticed you lacking respect in the like department. I need to pull my finger out and get back on the board. Fuck me, even Frank was there recently, but we can put that down to sycophants. That's a bit needy in hindsight do disregard.

Sir Ben Kingsley was Ghandi, but the Indians are generally sound people. I went to school with a few, always to be found in the pub, don't wanna live in their own area, don't fuck kids...

I think she ended up with stump due to a collision with a motorbike cozzer in Central London. I wonder if it was Judge after a crafty can of Super T. Didn't he have a Harley that he became too fat or pissed to ride?

Fair point, but I don't think he's too kosher either.

You could always give the Mrs a slap in an episode, keeping it anti woke and edgy. Expect a 10 year sentence if you do, but if she glasses you, an Obe or peerage is assured.

Certainly a safer bet in this current climate. Do you sport the height and haircut of Clarkson? And the two sidekicks, Is one vertically challenged, and another quite dull? You could be onto a winner here, just don't punch any producers!

I can imagine you watching "Dempsey & Makepeace" from the comfort of your mobility scooter, whilst shoveling Jaffa Cakes into your fat gob, and prepping tonight's late, late material. Am I right Jewdith?

Help yourself out with an alcohol detoxification Jewdz. You'd also be helping us out by not posting the same old bollocks. No need to thank me, obviously.