Major Cunt

Beat me to it, Killer! I just hope he's got you in mind as a giver rather than a receiver...

©2019 Major Cunt, and its a five pound coin....

Opened the fridge, pulled out a four pack of Special Brew, and logged onto CC.

I know you're a bit challenged in the IQ department so I'll explain this in simple terms. Checkmate, Jewdith! I wouldn't worry about it too much, just get the Israeli embassy involved or channel the spirit of Golder Mayer.

No patronising here, Jewdz. Just pointing out what an utter cunt you are. No need to thank me!

Definitely a relationship. Jimmy popped his cherry, along with other orifices.

Old Tony can still hit the notes then, and credits where it's due as 'Gold' is an 80's anthem. No clutch bag though, Frank. I am however the owner of a couple of man-bags, can't be too big though (shades, wallet, Rizzla). I'm more CP Company than Gucci, and if we're talking suits it's Hugo Boss or Paul Smith for me. Savile Row is on the bucket list.

Jesus wept, Jewdith. How many times are you going to post the same fucking insults, have you got a Word template for retorts or something? Every post contains the following words. Hardman, arse-licking (mmm, suspect), Mr(s) Roops, fuck all you can do about it, and know what I mean. You're better than this, not much, but still. Why don't you regail us with story's of directing traffic on Tottenham Court Road or nicking shoplifters in Woolworths.

Surely this is more you, Frank? However the title should be 'This Charmless Cunt'. Liven yourself up and start entertaining, as this cheap Sigmund Freud act is truly abysmal.

Bollocks to both.

I'm sure Ched offered to service Ennis over the transfer objection.

I do alright for myself Ed, in that department. Unfortunately I have terrible taste in woman, and often found what's underneath the skin is a fucking nutter. Unlike your good self, I was born handsome instead of rich. It's a curse!

Mmm, I'm going to retract that last comment. I didn’t forsee a picture of Ennis in full blown ripped olympian mode. I was speaking of her now. I don't mind bee sting tits if It's compensated by a fine arse and legs. I reckon she bangs like a barn door in a gale.

I'd bang Ennis, the body on its superb, and she's more white than black.

As the Judge will tell you. It's "he who bums cums".

I'd be up for 1944. That would be one hell of an experience. It's in my blood, been a few Majors in the services . And as Judge will tell you as a criminal I'm proficient with firearms. I am, but from both clay and skanky pigeons.

Here's one. Sebastian Coe one of Punkers old pals. Fair play for the medal Seb, but you sold yourself out. You cunt!

Pen, and Punkers are the general constants in this structure. Are you sure you haven't been here before? You can't be one of the usual suspects as they wouldn't remember your kingdom being too young. I might be wrong?

Everybody's gone off to fantasy land bar Judge. If I can say one thing, at least the old cunts consistent with his ignorance!

It's certainly been a while. I've read some vintage Frank and I'll give him his dues, despite being a right cunt.

The emperors palm can be greased Rolly, its not a problem, everybody has a price. I couldn't possibly comment in detail on the brothels, as I have diplomatic immunity in @King Billyprincipality, but I can assure you you're missing out.

Why are you obsessed with cocks up the arse in jail? You're a strange fella Jewdz, but I'm sure you can find a porn site that'll cater to your desires. Of course you're against legalisation, and nobody here is surprised by this revelation. Mainly due to your complete ignorance in all areas. You really are a complete tosser!

Eric, you've just taken the words from my mouth with this post. Yes, it's a well known fact that cannabis smokers kick the shit out of their wives, and maraudering groups of young men glass innocents when stoned. Regarding the mental health aspect of ganja use it does not cause schizophrenia, but can trigger it off if there's already an underlying propensity. I'm just about to build an L-paper as we speak!

Jealousy is an incredibly distasteful trait, Jewdith. I provide a better service than that cunt Bezos, and I'm not in the illuminati!

Thanks for being so candid, Rolly. Ive heard the kingdom has incredibly fertile soil perfect for a certain herb. Now the Major's more than prepared to work with wizard on this. In fact, when I broached the idea he suggested turning the kingdom into a full blown narco state, and suggested we grow opium too. Why do you think my dear friend King Billy is recession proof? It's not just the brothels.