Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I convinced Frau Rat the best to keep the Gaviscon is in my trousers. Seems only fair, you're the one who goes for the spicy dinner out while she dines on the frozen fish fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: That's why it's all a load of shit! It was said Jesus could turn water into wine, one should think antibiotics would be a simple sleight of hand parlour trick for the cunt! Penicillin wasn't invented until the 1920s. Had Our Lord The Baby Jesus turned water into antibiotics, nocunt there would have known what the cunt was on about. Had Our Lord The Baby Jesus explained that by having two of these pills three times a day the people present would all feel a bit better - BUT NO ALCOHOL - they'd have told him to fuck off. Remember, this was at a wedding. You can't turn up at a wedding and ban drink. The cunt was playing to his audience. Typical circumcisionist victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 17 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. 14 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: ' Judgetwi couldn't contain himself after finally meeting his hero Sir Nige in person ' Fucking right. That’s a real ball bag of spunk from a proper man. No weedy little vegan, save the planet, remoaning little faggot snowflake can compete with that. What’s even better that poof, Dominic Grieve, licked it all up afterwards. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 So Mrs May looks to be going to offer another Brexit referendum to get her deal through .. make sure you get your vote right this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 21/05/2019 at 12:48, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. This comment is somewhat ironic. Have you ever taken the trouble to find out what Farage actually say's, rather that what the media and other say that he say's .. I first took the trouble to actually watch him in action a few weeks ago .. he is not Hitler or Oswald Moseley reborn .. whilst I don't agree with much of what he say's he seems to be a quite tolerant individual .. more tolerant than these lactose throwers for example and their supporters for example. I am of the hard left, however like many other people of the real left I do recognise that we do have a problem with immigration and some people who have moved to this country who have hijacked the labour party and introduced to it something that is totally alien to our culture .. women walking around with their and trying to pass it off as some expression of freedom along with hysterical harpies betraying what the sufragettes fought for 100 years ago by saying that the burqua is liberating. Militant Islam simply has no place in the UK .. it not about us refusing to tolerate them .. it is about them refusing to tolerate our culture. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: This comment is somewhat ironic. Have you ever taken the trouble to find out what Farage actually say's, rather that what the media and other say that he say's .. I first took the trouble to actually watch him in action a few weeks ago .. he is not Hitler or Oswald Moseley reborn .. whilst I don't agree with much of what he say's he seems to be a quite tolerant individual .. more tolerant than these lactose throwers for example and their supporters for example. I am of the hard left, however like many other people of the real left I do recognise that we do have a problem with immigration and some people who have moved to this country who have hijacked the labour party and introduced to it something that is totally alien to our culture .. women walking around with their and trying to pass it off as some expression of freedom along with hysterical harpies betraying what the sufragettes fought for 100 years ago by saying that the burqua is liberating. Militant Islam simply has no place in the UK .. it not about us refusing to tolerate them .. it is about them refusing to tolerate our culture. He is a con man and part of the establishment as much as any other politician. Momentum have fucked Labour over and their will to garner votes from anywhere means appeasing the wants of those whose votes they seek (immigrants, the dispossessed etc). One law for all, keep shariah out of the shires! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: He is a con man and part of the establishment as much as any other politician. Momentum have fucked Labour over and their will to garner votes from anywhere means appeasing the wants of those whose votes they seek (immigrants, the dispossessed etc). One law for all, keep shariah out of the shires! Keep sharia out full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, Glowworm said: This comment is somewhat ironic. Have you ever taken the trouble to find out what Farage actually say's, rather that what the media and other say that he say's .. I first took the trouble to actually watch him in action a few weeks ago .. he is not Hitler or Oswald Moseley reborn .. whilst I don't agree with much of what he say's he seems to be a quite tolerant individual .. more tolerant than these lactose throwers for example and their supporters for example. I am of the hard left, however like many other people of the real left I do recognise that we do have a problem with immigration and some people who have moved to this country who have hijacked the labour party and introduced to it something that is totally alien to our culture .. women walking around with their and trying to pass it off as some expression of freedom along with hysterical harpies betraying what the sufragettes fought for 100 years ago by saying that the burqua is liberating. Militant Islam simply has no place in the UK .. it not about us refusing to tolerate them .. it is about them refusing to tolerate our culture. NAZIS = Evil ideology, based on hatred, intolerance, prejudice and intimidation. ISLAM = Evil ideology, based on hatred, intolerance, prejudice and intimidation. BRITISH RESPONSE TO NAZIS; Kill them all. BRITISH RESPONSE TO ISLAM; Welcome them, turn a blind eye to their barbaric ways, and prioritise them above our native population. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: Keep sharia out full stop. I alerted the world to the threat posed by Shari Lewis and that radicalised tampon puppet thing she had. Only someone with rabies would come up with something so degenerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I alerted the world to the threat posed by Shari Lewis and that radicalised tampon puppet thing she had. Only someone with rabies would come up with something so degenerate. I can see where you are coming from Ratty .. you need to go back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 22/05/2019 at 20:21, Glowworm said: I can see where you are coming from Ratty .. you need to go back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 On the news today, all the 'workers' coming out of British Steel were thick and overweight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Fucking hell, i’ve still received fuck all propaganda from Conservatives, Labour or Lib Undems. Have they given up round my way or are they saving up their dough to pay off the slebs to tell us we don’t know what we’re voting for and need to listen to our betters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 On 21/05/2019 at 23:35, ratcum said: I convinced Frau Rat the best to keep the Gaviscon is in my lederhosen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 14 hours ago, ratcum said: On the news today, all the 'workers' coming out of British Steel were thick and overweight. That's because, thanks to Thatcher, they're sat on their arses watching the Jezzer Kyle Show all day (or they would be, if it hadn't been cancelled) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 15 hours ago, ratcum said: On the news today, all the 'workers' coming out of British Steel were thick and overweight. You never see fat Germans do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 On 23/05/2019 at 11:40, Dawn Chorus said: You never see fat Germans do you? Augustus Gloop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 On 23/05/2019 at 11:40, Dawn Chorus said: You never see fat Germans do you? Herman Goerring had the body of an athlete. (In the boot of his Mercedes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: Herman Goerring had the body of an athlete. (In the boot of his Mercedes). I reckon old Herm would have been a right fucking laugh, the kind of bloke you go on the piss with and get into all kind of wild scrapes involving hookers, possibly zoo animals, class As and a lot of explaining to the mrs and the coppers. Imagine going down the boozer with his boss or Himler, pair of sour faced goose steppers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon old Herm would have been a right fucking laugh, the kind of bloke you go on the piss with and get into all kind of wild scrapes involving hookers, possibly zoo animals, class As and a lot of explaining to the mrs and the coppers. Imagine going down the boozer with his boss or Himler, pair of sour faced goose steppers And then back to Reinhard Heydrichs gaff at throwing out time with a couple of cases of schnapps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Maybe even a game of Cluedo. The Fuhrer did it in the bunker with a Luger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon old Herm would have been a right fucking laugh, the kind of bloke you go on the piss with and get into all kind of wild scrapes involving hookers, possibly zoo animals, class As and a lot of explaining to the mrs and the coppers. Imagine going down the boozer with his boss or Himler, pair of sour faced goose steppers I would like 500 clones of Otto Skorzeny, to police the next BLM protest. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: And then back to Reinhard Heydrichs gaff at throwing out time with a couple of cases of schnapps. Don’t forget shooting a few hundred Jews, old Reinhard was a right bugger for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don’t forget shooting a few hundred Jews, old Reinhard was a right bugger for that You can’t criticise a man for having a hobby. War is a very stressful time. The two assassins who attacked his car had some bottle. Escape by pushbike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: You can’t criticise a man for having a hobby. War is a very stressful time. The two assassins who attacked his car had some bottle. Escape by pushbike? Didn’t end well for them though did it? Meat hooks I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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