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57 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

There are going to be lots of very angry cunts about during the next few weeks .. are you angry Panz?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49504526

Panz is still fucking fuming about the potato famine.Ive sent him a packet of Cadburys Smash to carry around at all times, in case it happens again while he’s out playing his fiddle at one of the imaginary cosy little singalongs in some imaginary pub that he imagines he goes to every night.

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8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Panz is still fucking fuming about the potato famine.Ive sent him a packet of Cadburys Smash to carry around at all times, in case it happens again while he’s out playing his fiddle at one of the imaginary cosy little singalongs in some imaginary pub that he imagines he goes to every night.

Darkie Kellys?

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Just now, Glowworm said:

Darkie Kellys?

He doesn’t go in there anymore. He imagines he’s barred.

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Just now, King Billy said:

He doesn’t go in there anymore. He imagines he’s barred.

I am still wondering about the wheelchair bound dwarf who was sitting by the door and flinched when the barman shouted "Is there anyone called @Panzerknacker in here?".

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1 hour ago, Glowworm said:

There are going to be lots of very angry cunts about during the next few weeks .. are you angry Panz?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49504526

Fuck it just let the country burn.

Silly cunts voting for other silly cunts to represent them on things they don’t fully comprehend. They’ll learn soon enough just how fucking retarded “take back control” sounds when the supermarkets run out of beans.

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19 minutes ago, Cock Holster said:

Fuck it just let the country burn.

Silly cunts voting for other silly cunts to represent them on things they don’t fully comprehend. They’ll learn soon enough just how fucking retarded “take back control” sounds when the supermarkets run out of beans.

Beans?

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1 minute ago, Cock Holster said:

Fuck it just let the country burn.

Silly cunts voting for other silly cunts to represent them on things they don’t fully comprehend. They’ll learn soon enough just how fucking retarded “take back control” sounds when the supermarkets run out of beans.

I really doubt the eventual outcome will be either as bad or as good as either side has claimed in the event of a No Deal. A lot of the issues we're having with the economy and business can be explained by the fact that the government has been wringing its hands for so long in indecision, too busy backstabbing one another in Parliament to make any progress when everyone is waiting for a solid answer that they can plan their next moves around. Any of the stuff around the car manufacturing plants can be taken with a pinch of salt too - seeing as most of them are  French or German owned, the latter still feeling the backlash of their emission cheating shenanigans (especially in the American markets) and using the entire thing as an easy excuse to cut back on expenses as they ride out the storm.

My prediction is that in the event of No Deal we'll see supermarket prices rise slightly and a shortage of certain products for a very limited amount of time. The NHS will still make do on a ridiculously underfunded budget, the trains will still be late all the time and the taxi drivers will still be clueless darkies who always need to ask for your postcode for their sat nav before they have any idea about where you actually want to go.

Don't eat the shit fed to you from either side about the glorious/apocalyptic future, keep your expectations low and you can't be disappointed either way.

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3 minutes ago, Cock Holster said:

Seems some of the resident right wingers frequenting this site love em

Right wing beans. They’re the best.

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1 minute ago, Cock Holster said:

Seems some of the resident right wingers frequenting this site love em

We have some lefties too, just old school ones who don't simply declare anyone they disagree with as a racist (unless they're taking the piss) or spend their time chanting spirit songs in circles outside the houses of Parliament whilst draped in rainbow flags and making daisy necklaces.

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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

We have some lefties too, just old school ones who don't simply declare anyone they disagree with as a racist (unless they're taking the piss) or spend their time chanting spirit songs in circles outside the houses of Parliament whilst draped in rainbow flags and making daisy necklaces.

We also have someone who has a vast collection of dog turds Roadie. 

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I really doubt the eventual outcome will be either as bad or as good as either side has claimed in the event of a No Deal. A lot of the issues we're having with the economy and business can be explained by the fact that the government has been wringing its hands for so long in indecision, too busy backstabbing one another in Parliament to make any progress when everyone is waiting for a solid answer that they can plan their next moves around. Any of the stuff around the car manufacturing plants can be taken with a pinch of salt too - seeing as most of them are  French or German owned, the latter still feeling the backlash of their emission cheating shenanigans (especially in the American markets) and using the entire thing as an easy excuse to cut back on expenses as they ride out the storm.

My prediction is that in the event of No Deal we'll see supermarket prices rise slightly and a shortage of certain products for a very limited amount of time. The NHS will still make do on a ridiculously underfunded budget, the trains will still be late all the time and the taxi drivers will still be clueless darkies who always need to ask for your postcode for their sat nav before they have any idea about where you actually want to go.

Don't eat the shit fed to you from either side about the glorious/apocalyptic future, keep your expectations low and you can't be disappointed either way.

I disagree, it’ll be as bad as the experts are predicting. Even those the silly cunts voted in agree it’ll take decades before any “supposed” benefits are felt. The NFU (probably sensationalised) predict 40% of farmers to go tits up within 2 years, car manufacturing is moving out, ports will be blocked up, food prices will go up and the  U.K. could split.

Only way to put 40 years of right wing media bashing of the EU to bed is to feel the full effects of being outside it. Let’s see how  the country fairs under the free market neoliberal loving thundercunts currently in power.

Ps - Meanwhile exactly the same number of immigrants will migrate to the U.K. because the roles they fill won’t suddenly disappear over night (well the farm picking might). That’ll please the 56% who thought they’d see numbers go down (fucking bellends).

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1 minute ago, King Billy said:

We also have someone who has a vast collection of dog turds Roadie. 

I've heard it rivals the Teracotta Army in scale if not value...

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3 minutes ago, Cock Holster said:

I disagree, it’ll be as bad as the experts are predicting. Even those the silly cunts voted in agree it’ll take decades before any “supposed” benefits are felt. The NFU (probably sensationalised) predict 40% of farmers to go tits up within 2 years, car manufacturing is moving out, ports will be blocked up, food prices will go up and the  U.K. could split.

Only way to put 40 years of right wing media bashing of the EU to bed is to feel the full effects of being outside it. Let’s see how  the country fairs under the free market neoliberal loving thundercunts currently in power.

Ps - Meanwhile exactly the same number of immigrants will migrate to the U.K. because the roles they fill won’t suddenly disappear over night (well the farm picking might). That’ll please the 56% who thought they’d see numbers go down (fucking bellends).

There can be no experts of a situation that has never happened before - you might be right, but I wouldn't trust any of the facts or figures that are predicting anything until the deal (or no) is done.

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I've heard it rivals the Teracotta Army in scale if not value...

The Terriercotta army. 

Canine Commander 404

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3 minutes ago, Cock Holster said:

I’ve got a dog turd problem, does he have a PO Box address?

Just go round and post as much dog shit as you want through his letter box. 

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14 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

There can be no experts of a situation that has never happened before - you might be right, but I wouldn't trust any of the facts or figures that are predicting anything until the deal (or no) is done.

Yeah you’re probably correct with regards to predictions, sure some it’s sensationalised.

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5 minutes ago, Cock Holster said:

Yeah you’re probably correct with regards to predictions, sure some it’s sensationalised.

I predict a riot

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Panz is still fucking fuming about the potato famine.Ive sent him a packet of Cadburys Smash to carry around at all times, in case it happens again while he’s out playing his fiddle at one of the imaginary cosy little singalongs in some imaginary pub that he imagines he goes to every night.

Smash is no good Billy. He has to add water to it. During the famine the British sent over shitloads of Maize to prevent starvation but the Irish didn't know what to do with it,  so starved anyway. I'm worried history will repeat itself. 

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Maize? Potatoes? Smash?

I'm opening up packet after packet of Popcorn, sitting back watching  these insufferable people have the final stages of their absurd snobbish 3 year tantrum in public. 

Andrew Adonis: "If this is true, it is a constitutional outrage & crisis, unless there is an immediate election. It will be hotly contested in parliament and the courts"

Philip Pullman: "The 'prime minister' has finally come out as a dictator. I've had enough of being outraged. We must get rid of him and his loathsome gang as soon and as finally as possible"

Momentum: "An unelected prime minister looks set to approach an unelected monarch to ask her if he can shut down parliament to force through a disastrous no deal Brexit. Make no mistake - this is an establishment coup."

Clive Lewis (ratcheting the revolutionary shtik up yet further, doubtless wearing his 'Che Lives!' T-Shirt): "If Boris shuts down Parliament to carry out his No-Deal Brexit, I and other MPs will defend democracy. The police will have to remove us from the chamber. We will call on people to take to the streets".

and of course, no list of hyporbolically overwrought, self-unaware, pompous responses would be complete without Stephen Fry's contribution: "Weep for Britain. A sick, cynical brutal and horribly dangerous coup d’état. Children playing with matches, but spitefully not accidentally: gleefully torching an ancient democracy and any tattered shreds of reputation or standing our poor country had left"

What larks, eh folks?

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28 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Andrew Adonis:

There are plenty of Adonis Blue Butterflies on Giants Hill at Cerne Abbas at present.

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Just now, Glowworm said:

There are plenty of Adonis Blue Butterflies on Giants Hill at Cerne Abbas at present.

Excellent news!

Fly red the flags in the Kingdom of Vulva?

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