Fuck off predictions for 2020

[Guest N/A]

These are the fuck off you Cunt predictions for 2020.....

1). England win the Euros at Wembley against Germany 4 v 2. Fuck off you cunts....again.

2) Jo Swinson goes into rehab in Scotland.....just fuck off.

3) Jeremy Corbyn sells his two million pound homes in London and arrives in Brussels on the graveytrain just in time to see it burnt to the ground by the Polish spring uprising.  What a cunt.

4) Pound soars to new high against the Euro at €856 to the pound.  We all have three BMWs each.....so fuck off.

5) Gay spastic talk is banned, along with being a feminist activist and voting Liberal.   All fucking cunts.

6) Scotland vote to leave Uk. But EU vote to not accept Scotland.   Oooh dear never mind aye. You fucking Cunts

7) Wales gets all of Scotland’s cash hand outs from England for being fucking decent in the past three years.  They were all sheep shagging cunts before Brexit.

8. Boris gets Megan pregnant.  Now that’s going to fucking happen. Bare truff I swear I can’t lie. Bro.

9. BBC is switched off.  No fucker watches it anymore anyway. Cunts.

10. Lilly Allen accepts OBE from Boris New Years honors list.  What a forty faced little cunt she is.

[Penny Farthing]

So farewell EU .. actually I do have mixed feelings about us leaving. We could have done well and thrived as part of the EU but the right mindset was simply not there. The French, Germans, Italians etc do not dwell on the right and wrongs of their past and have actually become more nationalistic and prouder of who they are as individual national identities, that is the actual model that you need to be, to be a successful member of the EU. We on the other hand became retrospective and divided continually apologising for "sins" of the past that none of us have a personal or individual responsibility for. Ironically it was the remainer mindset that did the damage with all too many of them denying that they were British and saying that their nationality was European. Few people welcome anyone who is ashamed of who they are.Going forwards we have two or three years of being able to blame the EU for our problems before having to admit that the failings and successes will be all our own with no one to blame except ourselves .. there will be no excuses. If we do not learn the lessons we will simply sail round and around in circles.

[and]

5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

So farewell EU .. actually I do have mixed feelings about us leaving. We could have done well and thrived as part of the EU but the right mindset was simply not there. The French, Germans, Italians etc do not dwell on the right and wrongs of their past and have actually become more nationalistic and prouder of who they are as individual national identities, that is the actual model that you need to be, to be a successful member of the EU. We on the other hand became retrospective and divided continually apologising for "sins" of the past that none of us have a personal or individual responsibility for. Ironically it was the remainer mindset that did the damage with all too many of them denying that they were British and saying that their nationality was European. Few people welcome anyone who is ashamed of who they are.Going forwards we have two or three years of being able to blame the EU for our problems before having to admit that the failings and successes will be all our own with no one to blame except ourselves .. there will be no excuses. If we do not learn the lessons we will simply sail round and around in circles.

Fuck the EU and all the arse-wipes who sail in her.

I have nothing against Europe as a continent, but I refuse to be dictated to by a bunch of self-serving EU Parliament cunts in Brussels or Strasbourg.

Eat shit and die, you parasitic vermin.

(and you can keep your kiss-ass love letters you send to the Guardian)

 

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Joker said:

Fuck the EU and all the arse-wipes who sail in her.

I have nothing against Europe as a continent, but I refuse to be dictated to by a bunch of self-serving EU Parliament cunts in Brussels or Strasbourg.

Eat shit and die, you parasitic vermin.

(and you can keep your kiss-ass love letters you send to the Guardian)

The EU parliamentarians aren't really the issue, its the unelected Commission and the army of bureaucrats that's the problem. In fact in a rare moment of collective MEP anger, the EU Parliament has forced the Commission to change the law after they were ignored over their choice of EU President and the shady methods employed in the "election" of Ursula von de Leyen to replace the outgoing Juncker.

[Penny Farthing]

15 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

The EU parliamentarians aren't really the issue, its the unelected Commission and the army of bureaucrats that's the problem. In fact in a rare moment of collective MEP anger, the EU Parliament has forced the Commission to change the law after they were ignored over their choice of EU President and the shady methods employed in the "election" of Ursula von de Leyen to replace the outgoing Juncker.

The other issue was our own civil servants sticking rigidly to EU directives that were not practical in the UK when a derogation could have been requested and would most likely would have been granted.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

On 27/12/2019 at 03:26, Monumental cunt said:

These are the fuck off you Cunt predictions for 2020.....

1). England win the Euros at Wembley against Germany 4 v 2. Fuck off you cunts....again.

2) Jo Swinson goes into rehab in Scotland.....just fuck off.

3) Jeremy Corbyn sells his two million pound homes in London and arrives in Brussels on the graveytrain just in time to see it burnt to the ground by the Polish spring uprising.  What a cunt.

4) Pound soars to new high against the Euro at €856 to the pound.  We all have three BMWs each.....so fuck off.

5) Gay spastic talk is banned, along with being a feminist activist and voting Liberal.   All fucking cunts.

6) Scotland vote to leave Uk. But EU vote to not accept Scotland.   Oooh dear never mind aye. You fucking Cunts

7) Wales gets all of Scotland’s cash hand outs from England for being fucking decent in the past three years.  They were all sheep shagging cunts before Brexit.

8. Boris gets Megan pregnant.  Now that’s going to fucking happen. Bare truff I swear I can’t lie. Bro.

9. BBC is switched off.  No fucker watches it anymore anyway. Cunts.

10. Lilly Allen accepts OBE from Boris New Years honors list.  What a forty faced little cunt she is.

4 v 2

WTF does that mean?

Jeremy Corbyn sells his two million pound homes

1 x £2,000,000 home or 2 x £1,000,000 homes?

Boris gets Megan pregnant

Meghan?

[Guest N/A]

simple.....4 v 2 being a famous football score in 1966 between the two mentioned opponents. Before your time dear.

2x £1m I believe..... his estimated estate is actually worth over £4m it is stated in many reports.  Not bad for a man of the people communist.   Fucking champagne socialist.  Read Animal Farm !
 

sorry about the spelling of the black version of the name.  They miss spell everything, so I should have been better and got that one as I’m fairly black at spelling most of the time.  But you get the point surely.

[Guest N/A]

On 27/12/2019 at 10:20, Dawn Chorus said:

So farewell EU .. actually I do have mixed feelings about us leaving. We could have done well and thrived as part of the EU but the right mindset was simply not there. The French, Germans, Italians etc do not dwell on the right and wrongs of their past and have actually become more nationalistic and prouder of who they are as individual national identities, that is the actual model that you need to be, to be a successful member of the EU. We on the other hand became retrospective and divided continually apologising for "sins" of the past that none of us have a personal or individual responsibility for. Ironically it was the remainer mindset that did the damage with all too many of them denying that they were British and saying that their nationality was European. Few people welcome anyone who is ashamed of who they are.Going forwards we have two or three years of being able to blame the EU for our problems before having to admit that the failings and successes will be all our own with no one to blame except ourselves .. there will be no excuses. If we do not learn the lessons we will simply sail round and around in circles.

You have been watching the BBC haven’t you.    Italy hate the EU, but enjoy the fact they can embezzle huge amounts of money from it.  Spain hates the EU, indeed have of Spain hates the other half and wants to split away to become Catalan.   Portugal hates the EU just like Greece but is to small and insignificant to have a voice heard on our TV channels.  Go visit Portugal and talk to people. Scary how many very skilled educated people are out of work or doing very menial jobs because their economy has been destroyed within the EU structure. Greece couldn’t be swept under the carpet completely, but it’s all fine now right..... are you for real !  Poland are having a big upsearge in Leave support and were always going to see how we faired before they made a move.    Hungary hate the EU and have openly flaunted their immigration laws by putting up razor wire and refusing entry for immigrants.    We were never really in or out.... a half way state not in the Euro currency or ERM thank fuck.   Ironically we were never really wanted in the EU and the French vetoed our entry originally......so that set our mindset.   They wanted to block our entry.   So it got us off to a bad start that we never really recovered from.   Then when it went from a trading block to a pseudoephedrine political project we took the right mindset and fucked off.    No unelected state of dictators has ever succeeded in history....ever.  They always get found out.   Brexit has done just that.  You will live to thank us in good time.

[and]

On 27/12/2019 at 18:04, Mrs Roops said:

In fact in a rare moment of collective MEP anger, the EU Parliament has forced the Commission to change the law after they were ignored over their choice of EU President and the shady methods employed in the "election" of Ursula von de Leyen to replace the outgoing Juncker.

And there is the problem.

She's still got the job.

Promoted from within by other self-serving, parasitic, vermin, and there's fuck-all anybody can do about it.

 

[Last Cunt Standing]

22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

pseudoephedrine political project

Point of order, Mr Speaker. Would the Hon. Member for Cotswold-Fantasy please explain to us what a psuedoephedrine political project is? Might the delightfully red-faced gentleman be referring to the despicable plan from Brussels to make the use of nasal decongestants compulsory in our schools? We on this side of the house say no to that; good British snot for good British noses! Who do these Eurocrats think they are, Lording it above their supposed electorate, many of whom they hold in utter contempt. Do they not know that’s our job?! Down with this, Mr Speaker! (House erupts in animal noises). 

[King Billy]

On 27/12/2019 at 10:20, Dawn Chorus said:

So farewell EU .. actually I do have mixed feelings about us leaving. We could have done well and thrived as part of the EU but the right mindset was simply not there. The French, Germans, Italians etc do not dwell on the right and wrongs of their past and have actually become more nationalistic and prouder of who they are as individual national identities, that is the actual model that you need to be, to be a successful member of the EU. We on the other hand became retrospective and divided continually apologising for "sins" of the past that none of us have a personal or individual responsibility for. Ironically it was the remainer mindset that did the damage with all too many of them denying that they were British and saying that their nationality was European. Few people welcome anyone who is ashamed of who they are.Going forwards we have two or three years of being able to blame the EU for our problems before having to admit that the failings and successes will be all our own with no one to blame except ourselves .. there will be no excuses. If we do not learn the lessons we will simply sail round and around in circles.

Have you always been such an optimist? Glass half full or half empty? Sorry. Don’t have a glass. 

[King Billy]

23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

You have been watching the BBC haven’t you.    Italy hate the EU, but enjoy the fact they can embezzle huge amounts of money from it.  Spain hates the EU, indeed have of Spain hates the other half and wants to split away to become Catalan.   Portugal hates the EU just like Greece but is to small and insignificant to have a voice heard on our TV channels.  Go visit Portugal and talk to people. Scary how many very skilled educated people are out of work or doing very menial jobs because their economy has been destroyed within the EU structure. Greece couldn’t be swept under the carpet completely, but it’s all fine now right..... are you for real !  Poland are having a big upsearge in Leave support and were always going to see how we faired before they made a move.    Hungary hate the EU and have openly flaunted their immigration laws by putting up razor wire and refusing entry for immigrants.    We were never really in or out.... a half way state not in the Euro currency or ERM thank fuck.   Ironically we were never really wanted in the EU and the French vetoed our entry originally......so that set our mindset.   They wanted to block our entry.   So it got us off to a bad start that we never really recovered from.   Then when it went from a trading block to a pseudoephedrine political project we took the right mindset and fucked off.    No unelected state of dictators has ever succeeded in history....ever.  They always get found out.   Brexit has done just that.  You will live to thank us in good time.

I’m going down tomorrow to vote leave. I’ll just say I overslept. No one told me we’d even joined.Will I have to vote to join and then go back later to vote leave? This is all bollocks. Too fucking complicated. I’m keeping out of it. Or is that leave? I’ll stay in bed. Or is that remain? Fuck it.

[White Cunt]

On 27/12/2019 at 18:04, Mrs Roops said:

The EU parliamentarians aren't really the issue, its the unelected Commission and the army of bureaucrats that's the problem. In fact in a rare moment of collective MEP anger, the EU Parliament has forced the Commission to change the law after they were ignored over their choice of EU President and the shady methods employed in the "election" of Ursula von de Leyen to replace the outgoing Juncker.

It will be an interesting scrap between her, Macron and whoever runs Giannis at the time. I bet on Macron swapping favourites with Boris on the quiet, stabbing Krauts in the back and getting a massive payoff from our City boys.

[Guest N/A]

On 30/12/2019 at 22:43, Last Cunt Standing said:

Point of order, Mr Speaker. Would the Hon. Member for Cotswold-Fantasy please explain to us what a psuedoephedrine political project is? Might the delightfully red-faced gentleman be referring to the despicable plan from Brussels to make the use of nasal decongestants compulsory in our schools? We on this side of the house say no to that; good British snot for good British noses! Who do these Eurocrats think they are, Lording it above their supposed electorate, many of whom they hold in utter contempt. Do they not know that’s our job?! Down with this, Mr Speaker! (House erupts in animal noises). 

Thank you Mr Speaker...... if I may address the Rt Hon member for the rotten borough of Islington. He'l find the use of pseudoephedrine quiet a cleansing process.    Let’s get on with it and get it done !!!   The answer to everything for the next 5 years I’m afraid.   To cheers from the Side of the house that holds all the cards.  Now sit down and have a little sob in the breasts of that big black bird old corbyn used to fuck. Did she make the cut at the last election?  Who fucking cares.

Edited January 4, 2020 by N/A

[King Billy]

I predict a riot.

[Guest N/A]

On 27/12/2019 at 18:04, Mrs Roops said:

The EU parliamentarians aren't really the issue, its the unelected Commission and the army of bureaucrats that's the problem. In fact in a rare moment of collective MEP anger, the EU Parliament has forced the Commission to change the law after they were ignored over their choice of EU President and the shady methods employed in the "election" of Ursula von de Leyen to replace the outgoing Juncker.

The main point is..... if just one bad egg got in the commission and became president and started side parting and strategically shaving their top lip, we would be in deep fucking trouble.  I figured we were about 5 years from something truely orrible happening with the EU that fucking cripple us all.  Some new speech hate law that had everyone ghosted away.  Argentine 1978 style or Pol Pot 1976.....its happened many times before in many countries but countries are banned in the EU already.  It’s ripe for a dictatorship. Glad we are out and it’s going to rapidly collapse.

[Penny Farthing]

On 30/12/2019 at 23:19, King Billy said:

Have you always been such an optimist? Glass half full or half empty? Sorry. Don’t have a glass. 

We will muddle through as usual, with people from either side of the argument remaining convinced that they were right.