Guest Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Good nom, fucking hate Ikea with a passion, but all women seem to love this shitty Swedish hell-hole. For a better claustrophobic experience, try the one in Wembley. If you don't yearn to hang yourself after a visit there, then you must be a fucking saint. As for their "restaurant", what a load of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 On 30/10/2016 at 1:33 PM, Degenerategambler said: ........As for their "restaurant", what a load of fucking shit. Try the one south of Leeds (Birstall), went there once years ago, fucking atrocious... It had some "meatballs" offer and free coffee refills... between me and Mrs D we ate 1 meatball (almost) and 1 mouthful of coffee each... we actually had to go to the MacDonalds down teh road to get the taste of that shit out of my mouth. Fucking awful it was. I never appreciated Chicken McBollocks and BBQ sauce so much in my life. Never knew that there was some Yellow Brick Road idea going on with the layout, we looked at some stuff, shit, moved on, repeat a dozen times. Found the kitchen crap section which wasn't bad actually, some nice bits n bobs for a quid or two.. realised then we'd missed out about 40% of the store because we took a shortcut somewhere. Best part of the whole day that shortcut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 05/11/2016 at 22:40, DingTheRioja said: Try the one south of Leeds (Birstall), went there once years ago, fucking atrocious... It had some "meatballs" offer and free coffee refills... between me and Mrs D we ate 1 meatball (almost) and 1 mouthful of coffee each... we actually had to go to the MacDonalds down teh road to get the taste of that shit out of my mouth. Fucking awful it was. I never appreciated Chicken McBollocks and BBQ sauce so much in my life. Never knew that there was some Yellow Brick Road idea going on with the layout, we looked at some stuff, shit, moved on, repeat a dozen times. Found the kitchen crap section which wasn't bad actually, some nice bits n bobs for a quid or two.. realised then we'd missed out about 40% of the store because we took a shortcut somewhere. Best part of the whole day that shortcut. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 The cunt who founded it still drove around in a bashed up old Volvo and was a Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 21:29, Decimus said: Idiot. Let it go webby, we've all been spurred by a lover and you're no exception... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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