ChildeHarold

It's nice to see the Campaign for Cycling is getting noticed. He looks like an intelligent well dressed kid.

Sorry I was being antiseptic and antisemitic.

That's what MacMillan said abiut Thatcher. Hey Jude! Labour has suddenly rustled up cash to re-nationalise the railways. Add that to Shamima's welcome home party in Downing Street to be celebrated live on tv and across the shitholes of Britain, plus all the other fakery. This country with its pothole cities will be in the same mess in ten years time.

That's on another branch of the evolutionary tree. The one that's extinct.

Norman Rossiter

Your avatar has a long beak. I bet you have two rates of interest as well. Can you give me my best prices on these few pieces of family jewellery?

Millenials are now the stone age like us baby. See 👀 Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927) Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945) Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964) Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980) Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996) Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022)

Shouldn't you be doing your homework for Periods 3 and 4 tomorrow, double maths? Mr Fist takes no prisoners.

If you're one of the good payers, you'll be pleased to know that every bill you get for the next four quarters will contain a hidden surcharge of £28 to cover "bad debts". In effect, fuckers who rob their own gas meter. https://www.nea.org.uk/news/price-cap-february-24/#:~:text=By December 2023%2C total energy,level of the price cap.

It's your fault. Read this and learn how to be a better parent. I can supply this gadget made to measure but instead of wearing it on your head my version is tied round your balls with a camera paired with a few gay websites where "stepfather/son porn" is very popular. https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/southwark/kcl-university-develops-gadgets-that-decode-moody-teenagers-emotions/

You're a cereal/serial moaning cunt with a food allowance smaller than Frank's cock.

You’re hanging by a thread Frank. It's cunts like me who put you where you are on the leaderboard. Have some respect. PS Fuck off yourself

The cunt who topped herself didn’t mind being voted top cock previously. She probably was a ruthless slave driver to get that. When the ratings slipped she couldn't take the shit she dished out on everyone else. This is the ONLY fucking thing Sunak's lot has done I agree with.

This may clarify the generation game which was dreamt up by market researchers: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/generation-x-genx.asp#:~:text=Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to,Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927) Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945) Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964) Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980) Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996) Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022)

https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/crime/fake-cops-try-to-con-corby-victim-out-of-ps10k-4604488 The giveaway was the" white van" somehow it set off alarm bells! Plonkers, the inept criminal has been the subject of many great comedy sketches.

Like a Trident submarine. We have a lot of expensive out of date Yankee military hardware for which we were overcharged. A pair of fucking sitting duck carriers for this reborn "East of Suez" public school boy foreign policy. A very small base in Cyprus that's within easy reach of Russian missiles and is only capable of tiny small scale operations supporting the Yanks. It's all very pathetic. Nobody outside Britain takes us seriously on any level anymore and WE DON'T DESERVE TO BE. Incahoots with the Yanks we are continuously going round the world causing trouble.

You probably tipped him off.

Carol Vorderman IS NOT Jewish - despite all the indicators.

Mind blowing front pages celebrating 2.5%* military spending with "Britain on war footing". Listening to snotty nosed tory mps on LBC talking about calling Putin's nuclear bluff. "We cannot allow Russia to win." Are we back in 1914? Without an army, without a navy, with Trident that last tested negative, with NO CLUE... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? 🤔

I saw a young 'un in fact a pair of them strolling down the road and one of them was wearing the big old fashioned policeman helmet.... come to think of it, he DID have a fucking mickey taking look on his face and there IS a party shop at the top of the hill that does costumes...

They say the first 800 miles without a toilet break are the worst. You need to encase your arse in incontinence pads just to get to Paris.

He'll survive on the hundred and five.

British Gas?

Ape sounds very frustrated at moment. Perhaps Eddie would allow him to let off steam.

His skin is black, his soul is white, his arsehole is bright orange.