Decimus

Here's hoping that you slip on a wet surface and crack your head open, you doddering old cunt.

Bawsey, as our archivist I thought you might be interested in this. Despite not posting the nom originally, I find that my avatar of the time has been used to illustrate what a bunch of intellectually devoid cunts we are compared to the DSMO incarnation. Find them, and kill them. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/4ym69o/theres_a_website_called_cunts_corner_and_richard/?espv=1

You fucking wanker.

Good nom. I once nominated that other perma-hat wearing cunt, Elvis Costello, and he received a rightly justified mauling for his trilby based tomfoolery. From Jay Kay to our very own Admin, any cunt who wears a hat needs their headware set aflame whilst their disgustingly matted-haired bonce is still inside it. Unhygienic, dirty stinking cunts.

I treat immigrants like I do my meat in a restaurant. If it's black, send the cunt back.

Where we have got drunken chavs, you have got ten million Algerians just waiting for a chance to drive a lorry into you. Whilst we have got McDonald's litter in our gutters, every square inch of France stinks of rancid fucking piss as you all urinate in the street. Our roads may be full of pot holes, but yours will be clogged up with striking workers burning sheep for the next three months. As for healthcare, any country that keeps you alive should hang its head in shame. Vivre that, you frankfurter slurping, French fucking cunt.

Oh, I don't know. When you think about it, at its narrowest point we are only twenty miles away from Withers. If I could nudge us a few thousand miles west I'd sleep a lot better at night.

It's going to be hot on Wednesday.

He was, religiously, but he went blind shortly before the semi-finals, the disgusting, fat onanist.

I think that Stubby has got blood on his hands and really needs to examine his conscience over this tragic event. Although it's obvious that global warming as a causative effect of burning fossil fuels is absolute fucking bollocks, whale-watching cunts like Pecker peddle their scaremongering propaganda to the point that innocent faggots are burning themselves to death. Fucking disgraceful.

The only inches I'd invest in for this disgusting porcine disgrace are the two on a Stanley knife. Imagine the sort of crackling you could get off of it's gelatinous hide with a few score incisions. After I'm finished, I demand that you borrow it and slit both wrists, plus your throat, just to be safe.

It was a comedic device to draw attention to her vast proportions. It would hardly have worked if I said I was watching it on a portable now, would it? You humourless, misanthropic cunt. For what it's worth, I'm actually one of the few on here that doesn't make outrageous statements regarding their own importance and wealth. On that note, didn't you once claim to be running for MP in whatever rat infested shit hole you call home in London?

I imagine that when you've got 18 fingers, all the width of prize winning Cumberland sausages, it's hard to shake your maggot at a urinal, let alone perform a task that requires anymore dexterity than the simple act of fisting your own arsehole. Here's a handy tip, either lose some weight or fork out a bit of money to get it fixed, you tight fat fuck.

If you've got that much of a problem with Mrs N's growler you shouldn't have married her.

Shut the fuck up, you grape-stamping, Camembert-stinking, dirty frog slag. Wogs begin at Calais.

I genuinely feel enraged whenever this gargantuan fat cunt appears on my 50 inch screen, blocking out every other televisual point of reference whilst guffawing like a fucking idiot. Whilst I could possibly tolerate her existence as long as it was kept to ITV and Channel 4, it now appears that the porky fucking slag is popping up in every news thread I open, whingeing about "trolls" and "body shamers" who question whether her social media pictures are photoshopped. Of course she denies that they are, as she just looks "different" on the telly as opposed to real life. Unless the camera now adds ten stone and not ten pounds, this disgusting fucking pig is lying. These pictures were taken two days apart, and based upon the evidence I hereby declare that she should be stripped naked and flogged through the streets of Newcastle, her disgusting quivering, jiggling flesh exposed to ridicule with each stroke of the lash.

They even had a black and a chink in it.

French cuisine is bizarelly given a sort of semi-deified status in the culinary world. When it comes down to it, I can't see the appeal of eating scabby old horses, shit-filtering snails, slimy fucking frogs and the livers of sexually abused geese. Give me good old fashioned British roast beef any day of the week. In fact, I'd rather eat anything else than the shit that they serve up. French food inevitably congeals on a plate whilst swimming in oil, blood and garlic.

All joking Assad, this shit is getting Syrias.

For the record, it's a woman, and even more of a cunt than the rest of its gender. I'd thankfully never heard of it before until the article below caught my eye. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/12/zuckerberg-age-youth-revelation-media-response?espv=1 Everybody knows that The Guardian is the liberal conscience of the nation, highlighting issues surrounding racism and sexism and quite rightly exposing them to criticism. Oh, unless that racism and sexism is directed towards a white male, that's not only acceptable, but is becoming a daily occurrence in this disgusting fucking rag. The article above might be considered tongue-in-cheek by some, but the underlying misandry and hatred towards white people is pretty clear for all to see. Not only is discrimination towards white males condoned, but the way that The Guardian embraces it with pithy shite like this is almost gleeful in nature. I won't be reading it again until its chief editor has been exorcised of the spirit of Valerie fucking Solanas. Mahdawi, and The Guardian, can fuck right off and suck my privileged, white dick.

At least Manky has been demobbed. Imagine our last line of defence being a fat, ginger northern tosser straddling a BMX on the white cliffs of Dover, furiously waving a potato peeler at a rapidly spreading mushroom cloud whilst belching God Save The Queen.

Indeed. Regardless of any supposed technological advantage we may or may not have over the Russian's, the fact remains that we would be vastly outgunned in any potential conflict. I'd rather have one million stones in my arsenal than one single bullet. http://armedforces.eu/compare/country_Russia_vs_United_Kingdom The bellicose delusions of some people on here beggars belief.

I've trawled over the list several times, and I can't see the cunt. Of course I might have his name completely wrong, but I was 99% sure that I knew what it was. Then again I'm half cut and can't take my enraged, Jew hating eyes off of Alan Yentob.

"I agree with @Mrs Roops comments regarding the scope of any military strikes on Syria to give them a warning that this shite isn't acceptable and to destroy their capability of doing it." That sounds awfully like you're condoning military action to me, even on a limited scale. Explain yourself, you worm.

"I agree with @Mrs Roops comments regarding the scope of any military strikes on Syria to give them a warning that this shite isn't acceptable and to destroy their capability of doing it." That sounds awfully like you're condoning military action to me, even on a limited scale. Explain yourself, you worm.