applescruff14 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Don't be so hard on yourself, Scruffs....2015 isn't over yet. You have plenty of chances to do something even more pathetic. I did sever all ties in the end, no magic between us, plus I lied as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I did sever all ties in the end, no magic between us, plus I lied as well.You lied? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 You lied?He probably told her that he's happy, well-adjusted and loves his job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I did sever all ties in the end, no magic between us, plus I lied as well.you're a bloke trying to get her out of her knickers, you're expected to lie. It's the golden rule of casual shagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 you're a bloke trying to get her out of her knickers, you're expected to lie. It's the golden rule of casual shagging. She was a bit on the ugly side so not really that bothered, I told a lie from the start which there was no getting out of so just as well it ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 She was a bit on the ugly side so not really that bothered, I told a lie from the start which there was no getting out of so just as well it ended.Ugly can be resolved with a black plastic bag. As it relates to the lie, I'll give you that it was best ended, but you still could have given her one up the wrong un before fucking off. We'll get you there, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Ugly can be resolved with a black plastic bag. As it relates to the lie, I'll give you that it was best ended, but you still could have given her one up the wrong un before fucking off. We'll get you there, mate. I do see the funny side of it but I can come away with my head held high as she did seem keen but I just couldn't get enthusiastic. Comparing her to the woman I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 I do see the funny side of it but I can come away with my head held high as she did seem keen but I just couldn't get enthusiastic. Comparing her to the woman I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.Your little friend failed you, didn't it? The spirit was willing and all that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 I rolled back the years today, I had a woman texting me and even phoned her up, didn't expect that this morning. Nice woman but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I'm so far out of my depth on this one it's untrue, it's going to have to end somewhere. Part of me wants to just sever all ties but the other doesn't.Ask her out for a drink, both of you get horribly drunk, then take her back to your bedsit and do her up the wrong 'un. You'll feel different in the morning..........guilty and unclean...probably..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Your little friend failed you, didn't it? The spirit was willing and all that? I'm not really that bothered because I committed the cardinal sin of Internet dating and that was lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I'm not really that bothered because I committed the cardinal sin of Internet dating and that was lying.Rubbish. People on internet dating sites are EXPECTED to lie. If anything, you spared her the horror of truth, which is compared to the Rembrandt-like woman of your dreams, she is the Rolf Harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Rubbish. People on internet dating sites are EXPECTED to lie. If anything, you spared her the horror of truth, which is compared to the Rembrandt-like woman of your dreams, she is the Rolf Harris. Indeed but excellent result in Newcastle's backyard last night and a showdown with Arsenal as a reward but that's a certain defeat, first meeting in over 15 years, nearly 16 at our ground. Australia will win the Rugby World Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Big match for us tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Big match for us tonight I'm afraid I don't hold out much hope for Wednesday here. This is probably the best Arsenal side for many years, and three back to back FA cups will be a motivating factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 So Apple, where do you stand on Ian Bell now?For me, it's his windpipe, with a pair of Doc Martens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm afraid I don't hold out much hope for Wednesday here. Whats your opinion on Friday? Any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Whats your opinion on Friday? Any good?Brilliant, how do you possibly come up with such comedic gems me old mate? No doubt you will follow up with the ever witty line "football is for irons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Brilliant, how do you possibly come up with such comedic gems me old mate? No doubt you will follow up with the ever witty line "football is for irons."Now you come to mention it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Nice woman but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I'm so far out of my depth on this one it's untrue, it's going to have to end somewhere. Part of me wants to just sever all ties but the other doesn't.The only thing that I suggest you sever is your femoral artery, you maudlin cunt. Especially if you're some sort of northern monkey, which I assume you are judging by the shite football team that you support. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 To be fair, it looks like it's fucking bouncing in there tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 To be fair, it looks like it's fucking bouncing in there tonight!The place hasn't been the same since they took the fences down, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm afraid I don't hold out much hope for Wednesday here. This is probably the best Arsenal side for many years, and three back to back FA cups will be a motivating factor. going ok so far but Arsenal to win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 So Apple, where do you stand on Ian Bell now?For me, it's his windpipe, with a pair of Doc Martenshe has had a couple of good knocks in this Pakistan series and a not out as well. If we lose this series then so be it, we have the Ashes and that's all that matters. I'm still on a high because of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Congratulations on a stunning victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm afraid I don't hold out much hope for Wednesday here. This is probably the best Arsenal side for many years, and three back to back FA cups will be a motivating factor. 3-0, just brilliant. Like reliving winning the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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