Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Look here Stickers, you great churning cunt, granted it is old hat. However the drab dimension that is become my life is a subject of some great annoyance to me, especially when (always) Mrs Cockfingers (nee Cuntears) and her two shits are making my cunt hell. So I dug it up. Inhale your tounge now you council house rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this thread started by Grumps, who is in fact dead now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 39 minutes ago, nocti said: Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this thread started by Grumps, who is in fact dead now? Wasn't it Jazz who came up with that story? Thus it's a load of fucking bollocks like every other utterance of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Wasn't it Jazz who came up with that story? Thus it's a load of fucking bollocks like every other utterance of his. Heard it from a few people Sticks. However, if Jizz is indeed the source, then there isn't enough salt in all the fucking oceans to take it with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 hours ago, nocti said: Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this thread started by Grumps, who is in fact dead now? It was one of Pen's. Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It was one of Pen's. Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss... Ah, so it is. Clearly pointed out too if I'd have read the fucking thread properly first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 31 minutes ago, nocti said: Ah, so it is. Clearly pointed out too if I'd have read the fucking thread properly first time. And I thought you were one of the cunts on here with half a brain. A real fall from grace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Don't imply I was ever held by grace in the first place you fucking cunt. Go deepthroat a cactus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Why so hateful towards other members all the time cockfingers? It's not compulsory you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) 21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: HaVEALVM Edited December 1, 2015 by Decimus Stupid cunt fucking sensitive shit phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 What I meant to say, was have you ever drank bleach, Gobbie? If Quince is true to form, I have got a feeling that he will suggest a vintage chateau-neuf du Toilet Duck for your evening aperitif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 22 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Why so hateful towards other members all the time cockfingers? It's not compulsory you know. You can fuck off and all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 35 minutes ago, nocti said: Don't imply I was ever held by grace in the first place you fucking cunt. Go deepthroat a cactus. Sounds preferable to spending my time on this mortal coil watching you make blundering errors of comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: What I meant to say, was have you ever drank bleach, Gobbie? If Quince is true to form, I have got a feeling that he will suggest a vintage chateau-neuf du Toilet Duck for your evening aperitif. Followed by a nice sulfuric acid chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: What I meant to say, was have you ever drank bleach, Gobbie? If Quince is true to form, I have got a feeling that he will suggest a vintage chateau-neuf du Toilet Duck for your evening aperitif. I've already stuffed that up the wanna be cuntwad's arse Dec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I don't have any children either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Sounds preferable to spending my time on this mortal coil watching you make blundering errors of comprehension. Those in glass houses, Sticks. A leap from your ego down to your own IQ level would surely end your time on 'this mortal coil', should death from old age not reach you quicker on the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 14 minutes ago, nocti said: Those in glass houses, Sticks. A leap from your ego down to your own IQ level would surely end your time on 'this mortal coil', should death from old age not reach you quicker on the way down. AIDS will get both of us first Nocti, and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: What I meant to say, was have you ever drank bleach, Gobbie? If Quince is true to form, I have got a feeling that he will suggest a vintage chateau-neuf du Toilet Duck for your evening aperitif. I suggest she finishes the evening off with a Screwdriver in her throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I suggest she finishes the evening off with a Screwdriver in her throat. I heard that. Haven't you got a shitty arse to wipe or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I heard that. Haven't you got a shitty arse to wipe or something? I do actually have quite bad shits at the minute. Dodgy burger at the footie I think. Yet to shit myself this week, although I had a close call on the way to the office bogs earlier today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Why so hateful towards other members all the time cockfingers? It's not compulsory you know. Nonsense. It's all good humoured. Anyway even if it wasn't, most cunts here deserve it/expect it/love it. Now, what say I rustle you up a nice Harvey Cillit Banger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nonsense. It's all good humoured. Anyway even if it wasn't, most cunts here deserve it/expect it/love it. Now, what say I rustle you up a nice Harvey Cillit Banger? I read that as clit banger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: I read that as clit banger! Dirty bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I do actually have quite bad shits at the minute. Dodgy burger at the footie I think. Yet to shit myself this week, although I had a close call on the way to the office bogs earlier today. The worst close calls are the ones where the sight of the beckoning porcelain leads you into a false sense of security, only to find a solitary shred of arse wipe hanging from an otherwise empty bog roll. Andrex is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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