Guest Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 This does get to me sometimes, I suppose that it was not to be and bearing in mind what I found out about my own origins it was perhaps for the best, but I can't help sometimes thinking about how nice it would be to have four kids all grown up and doing well and perhaps a few grandchildren too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I haven't got kids,no shouting in the house,no police bringing them home or picking them up. No irate parents of a pregnant daughter,no having to punch the fuck out of some cunt who knocks up own daughter. No chav cunts hanging around and no bastard wanting to borrow the fucking car. Give me a dog any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Without being a miserable cunt about it, I wouldn't choose to have kids again the way things are now, it didn't seem so bad 20 years ago. - look at the state of the world. I fear for the future for youngsters now. The planet could be totally fucked in 30 years. Fossil fuels gone, pollution, loss of habitat, species being wiped out, if the bees and rainforest go its only a matter of time. We have used more of the of the world's resources in the last 60 years than we did in the previous 10,000. Oh oh ...got to go, The Simpsons is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Ladybird, ladybird, flyaway home. Your house is on fire and your children are gone...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I suppose the upside to this, is that the pressure to pass on an inheritance so you will always be in their positive memories is not an issue. You can blow the lot then swan dive into a 6 foot deep hole, where a large machine, operated by an undereducated, just-out-of-prison ghoul can put the dirt over you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I have managed to fire out five live rounds and they all are grown and have kids of their own now. It just seems like yesterday the little cunts were running about the house with Mrs Grumps screaming at them to behave while I would sit in my chair laughing at them and trying to catch them as they flew past to stir them up a bit more. Look on the bright side Pen, at least you wont have saggy old tits or a minge like a badgers den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I don't have any children at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I have managed to fire out five live rounds and they all are grown and have kids of their own now. It just seems like yesterday the little cunts were running about the house with Mrs Grumps screaming at them to behave while I would sit in my chair laughing at them and trying to catch them as they flew past to stir them up a bit more. Look on the bright side Pen, at least you wont have saggy old tits or a minge like a badgers den. "at least you wont have saggy tits or a minge like a badgers den" - that's not what Frank told me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I don't have any children at all. No - you need to have sex for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I suppose the upside to this, is that the pressure to pass on an inheritance so you will always be in their positive memories is not an issue. You can blow the lot then swan dive into a 6 foot deep hole, where a large machine, operated by an undereducated, just-out-of-prison ghoul can put the dirt over you. I'm going to be cremated when I'm gone. Puts a stop to any cunt wanting to piss on my grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I'm going to be cremated when I'm gone. Puts a stop to any cunt wanting to piss on my grave. Or you could be buried at sea to completely rule out any "dancing on graves singing hallelujah" type scenarios. Mind you, pretty much every cunt will be pissing on you then, however indirectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 No - you need to have sex for that. And don't I know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Or you could be buried at sea to completely rule out any "dancing on graves singing hallelujah" type scenarios. Mind you, pretty much every cunt will be pissing on you then, however indirectly. Buried at sea isn't an option. I don't want some sailor dancing a cheeky sea shanty on my watery grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I'm going to be cremated when I'm gone. Puts a stop to any cunt wanting to piss on my grave. That is if you are on good terms with the funeral director. It wouldn't take much to heap your ashes into a bag of his own shit and seal it all up. You can't trust any cunt these days, especially funeral directors. Everything they do is out of eyesight of the bereaved family. They could blend your ashes with those of Jimmy Saville or Gary Glitter when his time is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 I won't ever find myself in this situation as I probably won't live until I am old and won't have any children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 I won't ever find myself in this situation as I probably won't live until I am old and won't have any children. Fucking hell, Scruffo, you're in a particularly morose mood this evening. If I may, draw some cash out of your account, and go to a hooker!!! GET LAID, TONIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 JackoTC that's just what I think , you got to be one selfish cunt to bring a kid into this shit hole !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 I remember U Thant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Ever since our good Lady P had the audacity to broach the question as to why she be barren and unable to conceive or to adopt any kiddiewinks, and then the subsequent comments made by many of you fucking lot, I would just like to say: To fuck with you… Having one’s own kids is a total joy and a pure bliss. Sure, they are bane of which I would rather be without and given the choice and if only their bitch of a Mother had never pushed the bastards out then my life would be a breeze, but as with like any other beasts of burden, my kids are worth their weight in gold, and as such I am quite happy to own all of them. This. I have three of the little cunts. They are terrible and brilliant. The oldest is only three and is already telling people they are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) On 19 August 2014 at 08:58:25, Guest said: This does get to me sometimes, I suppose that it was not to be and bearing in mind what I found out about my own origins it was perhaps for the best, but I can't help sometimes thinking about how nice it would be to have four kids all grown up and doing well and perhaps a few grandchildren too. Well well well. What a grade A, full fat, Typhoon class soft fucking cunt you are to produce such doe eyed drivel- and here of all places. It is fortunate indeed that you have not as you say split in half another few times in that we are not suffering more of the same pathetic cunt amoeba. For once no one need recommend a whole pint of bleach - every cunt knows 10cc per bucket of water is sufficient to kill shite stuck to any toilet stone dead. Anyone can tell you that though your notion of living out your senescence in some rose tinted homely Baggins wet dream sounds spiffing, you first "only" need to get through your missus tediously bleating before, throughout, and forever ever after the fucking shite drama that is pregnancy while transforming into a fat moaning cunt and ruining everything for fucking ever and ever. Amen. I do not beleive I'm alone in this camp ... Edited December 1, 2015 by Quincy Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 On 19 August 2014 at 15:56:34, Snatch said: I haven't got kids,no shouting in the house,no police bringing them home or picking them up. No irate parents of a pregnant daughter,no having to punch the fuck out of some cunt who knocks up own daughter. No chav cunts hanging around and no bastard wanting to borrow the fucking car. Give me a dog any day. Fucking lucky lucky lucky fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 On 20 August 2014 at 15:55:45, Snatch said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking lucky lucky lucky fucking cunt Don't I know it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Well done Quincy you fucking happy-clapping, drooling window licker. You've dredged up a topic that is over a year old, to insult some poor cunt who never even bothered to register an account. Back to the drawing board. Hopefully there's a sharp pencil at the drawing board that you can stick through your eye, into your fucking brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 On Sat Aug 23 2014 19:23:49 GMT+0100, applescruff14 said: I won't ever find myself in this situation as I probably won't live until I am old and won't have any children. One can only hope. In my opinion, you have already lived far too long as it is, I'm not sure if there is anyone whose life you bring joy to, but you certainly don't bring anything to the table here, you utterly boring bastard. As for having children, there is only so much tedium that the space-time continuum can take, so for the sake of all humanity, it's probably for the best that you don't produce any children. It's a given that they will undoubtedly be as mind-numblingly fucking boring as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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