Guest judgetwi Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Oliver Cromwell-- "while we've got the opportunity let's do the cunt's brats at the same time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 " You did close the fuel filler cap before we set off didn't you " ...Space shuttle Columbia pilot to Navigator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 " Would it be a good idea to fit an ejector seat ?" Donald Campbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 "Yes Bwana, you is de boss man. I'z don't want no trouble." NELSON MANDELA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 " It seems awfully dangerous up there on deck, I think I'll just go to my cabin for a latte and a bacon sandwich" Horatio Nelson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 "Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a dustman", Richard Branson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Fuck Josephine .. Napoleon Bonaparte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "I look a right twat wearing it, on second thoughts I think I'll go for the natural bald look" Bruce Forsyth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "On second thoughts that Royal Pavilion I have had built in Brighton looks far too gay, its like a poofter's boudoir, pull it down!", Prince Regent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "Its not much further, I think I'll hang on till I get back to the hotel" George Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I must get on to the new site before someone nicks my username.. Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "Why don't we just let Vygons be Vygons?" DOCTOR WHO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Its OK, security checked my car over last week .. Airey Neave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "What if I don't want to go for a shower?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "I don't think i'll bother going fishing today", Mountbatten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "Beavers is a stupid name for children too young to be in The Cubs. Let's call them hairy cunts instead." BRITISH SCOUTING ASSOCIATION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "Fucking kids knocking on the door and running off again, I'll just ignore them and they'll go away" Jill Dando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I will just let her go up to 36MPH today .. Donald Campbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Fed up with keep sitting under that tree, think I'll wash the cart today instead. Isaac Newton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I don't think that I'll bother overtaking that wanker in the Mercedes .. Mike Hawthorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Think I'll pop down to B&Q and get some of that no nails stuff as I'm not sure if this wax is up to the job. Icarus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "I think this Pas De Calais stuff is just a ruse. Move all our panzers to Normandy". ADOLF HITLER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 No thank you, I prefer Pepsi Max .. Socrates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Its the wrong time of the month so I will give this trip a miss .. Christa McAuliffe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 "So ve are agreed; I vill hev an abortion"! Klara Hitler to Herr Hitler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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