Guest SackMyCook Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I don't drive my car often, fortunately. When I do, I seem to find wankers who start to enter the roundabout before I have passed their entrance, forcing me to the right hand side or right hand lane when I don't want to be in it. Also, wankers who hesitate when they are at a mini-roundabout. They seem to wait an age before they progress, usually waiting until all approaches are clear. These wankers need to read the highway code or I will shove it up their jacksie. And I would have uploaded a picture, but I can't see where to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 A berk in a merc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Driving the car in front is a cunt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 People who signal right when they are going straight on piss me off, if you are waiting to enter the roundabout you think they are going to come past you so you stop. This defeats the object of a roundabout as it is meant to enable smooth traffic flow, where people should only stop if necessary. Dumb road hog cunts the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I learned to drive in Basingstoke. I may not always have the best straight line technique but fuck me, I know everything there is to know about roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 As an ex driving/motorcycling instructor I agree, everything is a moving hazard and should display hazard lights at all times. The mini roundabout is also optional, especially when I am driving my white van! Yes I am sometimes white van cunt, but only for my work as a sparky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fuck all wrong with a white van, so long as it has long metal spikes poking out from its front grill, and a cutlass on each nearside hubcap, for cutting down peddlers. It has all round ground level flame throwers to assist crossing international borders, like up into Scotland or over into Norfolk. It keeps the revenue men on their toes too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Have you tried driving straight across them? I've seen a few try. Without success I hasten to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I usually just close my eyes and hope that no fucker smashes into me. Mind you, my horse is a nervous wreck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I was hopeless at roundabouts when I was learning to drive, I have been on roundabouts before where people just stay stationary not knowing who to give way to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Roundabouts are cunts, but getting through them isn't brain surgery. The problem is there are too many completely incompetent cunts that have a driver license and some cuntmobile which they rescued from its date with the scrapyard crusher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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