Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Yes I found it. It was behind the sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 You can't find the clitoris, it finds you. The last thing you want to do is ask for directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 There's a business opportunity. The Clitnav, always reach your destination. What would the packaging look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Fucking hell judge, I was wondering how long it would take you to vent your acerbic diatribe in my direction. I have treated you with respect up until now and remained silent as you have launched tirade after tirade of vitriol against other members but make no mistake I wont put up with your bullshit old son. Don't waste your time worrying about what this self opinionated prick has to say about, well, anything Grumps. From his ivory tower of perfection he looks down on us all in JUDGEment, looking for any little grammatical error in our humble little posts. However, the cunt still doesn't know that he should use "I" and not "i" when referring to himself in posts. Total wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just ignore him. That's what he does when he hasn't got anything to say. Or maybe he has no idea what we are talking about. I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but there are times I find myself agreeing with the little tosspot. I don't actually dislike him, I just find his manner of posting despicable. If he has something worthy to offer, I'm in favor of discussing it. I don't like to go down the schoolyard cliquish behaviour. However, I won't just let him take his little shots without returning the favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Just block the Sap. It has no voice and is completely full of shit. It always was, still is and forever it shall be, as odious as Rhino's smeg, and lower than the clogging's of a Zoo Keepers instep... Anyway, if I may return to the topic of this nom, the Clitorus can also be located upon the end of Twi's nose. What a wag! Yeah, you and your dumb pals should block me fuckstick, because you just can't handle me. Poor little judge comes along now and again and can't resist taking the piss out of you wankers. All you can do is abuse me because that is the extent of your intelligence and wit. Yeah you definitely need to shut me up. Good luck with that one mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Just ignore him. That's what he does when he hasn't got anything to say. Or maybe he has no idea what we are talking about. Keep that tongue nice and moist Snitch Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Keep that tongue nice and moist Snitch Bitch. What's your problem cunt? Are you saying I'm an arse licker? Your problem is your all too ready to take the piss when it suits,but whinge and cry when it's you on the receiving end. Maybe one day you'll work it out that if you stop pissing off other people they will lay off you,but your probably too high and fucking mighty to work that one out. When are you going to flounce of this site like you have done in the past because it's not to your liking? If you don't like it here then fuck off again and stay fucked off. You self-opinionated cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I AM THE CLIT MASTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I AM THE CLIT MASTER! Says who? Other than you and then we only have your word for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Then you are self-proclaimed Cunt. Of fucking course you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 "... I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but there are times I find myself agreeing with the little tosspot. I don't actually dislike him,..." Are you on drugs or have you been drinking? I did have a couple, but was still of mostly sound mind. Sometimes, the extremist little cunt makes a valid point. Then he tries to expound upon it, and displays his total fucking cuntbreed personality, and the ridicule from the corner begins. He should keep his responses as brief as possible, and minimize the number of posts. It would do wonders for the corner, and his glaring insecurity problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 10/09/2014 at 7:25 AM, judgetwi said: Indeed, but when you have a schoolboy mind you tend to have a similar standard of English. Poor Jewdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Where is the clitoris? . One can surely be found just under Decimus' nose as he speaks like a cunt. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 My girlfriend's clitoris farts sometimes. Is that normal lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: My girlfriend's clitoris farts sometimes. Is that normal lol? tell him to eat less fibre, that should sort his flatulence issues in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: My girlfriend's clitoris farts sometimes. Is that normal lol? Is it black and long and does it fart cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: tell him to eat less fibre, that should sort his flatulence issues in no time. Will do Luke. Makes a hell of a racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Extremecunt said: Will do Luke. Makes a hell of a racket. oh and tell him to avoid Beetroot, it stains Pinkapes teeth a funny colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: tell him to eat less fibre, that should sort his flatulence issues in no time. She could play trombone in cbso lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 9/9/2014 at 4:54 AM, Guest said: I went in search of it years ago and ended up at the boozer. You would think evolution would of sorted this cunt by now. He's doing six years for plugging his hoe in the bathroom the no legged cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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