Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I went in search of it years ago and ended up at the boozer. You would think evolution would of sorted this cunt by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I think it is somewhere near Rome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Does it grow on trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 When you find it, plant a flag on it and claim it for good old Blighty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I once tried to find it with a mag-lite and a fridge magnet to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Does anyone give a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Does anyone give a fuck? We would if we could find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 We would if we could find it. Women bang on about us not finding it. Maybe they should show us where it is. Or maybe they can't find it either without a fucking sat nav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 The clitorus is a mythical place inhabited by cherubs and vestal virgins. The clitoris is a mythical place invented by feminists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 The clitorus is a mythical place inhabited by cherubs and vestal virgins. The clitoris is a mythical place invented by feminists. Is that near the place commonly known as The G-Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Is that near the place commonly known as The G-Spot? No, it's just off Newport Pagnell on the A509. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Apparently they're easy to find in Westminster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 If you're looking for it in the Collins English Dictionary then you had better learn to spell it right first you fucking (grumpy) moronic retarded (cunt). ps. Men don't have them, not even near their anus if you have been looking there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Grumpy, I reckon you'll have to get the hedge shears out, and do some gardening on the missus. It's always easier to locate the needle if you burn the fucking haystack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 I thought I spelt it wrong Drew as I had consumed a bottle of absinth in my quest to find the clit. If it looks like a Ferrets tongue hanging out after said ferrets had a stroke then I think I may have discovered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 If you're looking for it in the Collins English Dictionary then you had better learn to spell it right first you fucking (grumpy) moronic retarded (cunt). ps. Men don't have them, not even near their anus if you have been looking there. Indeed, but when you have a schoolboy mind you tend to have a similar standard of English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Fucking hell judge, I was wondering how long it would take you to vent your acerbic diatribe in my direction. I have treated you with respect up until now and remained silent as you have launched tirade after tirade of vitriol against other members but make no mistake I wont put up with your bullshit old son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Indeed, but when you have a schoolboy mind you tend to have a similar standard of English. Then there's cunts like you that have a mind for a schoolboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 I've got one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Just block the Sap. It has no voice and is completely full of shit.It always was, still is and forever it shall be, as odious as Rhino's smeg, and lower than the clogging's of a Zoo Keepers instep... Anyway, if I may return to the topic of this nom, the Clitorus can also be located upon the end of Twi's nose.LOL, that's what the little pratt wants. Besides, he doesn't wind me to justify that. He will make his elementary little remarks, only to illustrate what a complete tossed he is to anyone reading. Being a bitter twat and alienating human kind are his only identifiable character traits, and the main reasons he has yet to experience sex with a real woman. His inflatable vinyl surrogate is up against it tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 I found a clitorus once in a packet of clitorus all sorts, i just lick everything amongst all those fucking folds and flaps. What are you doing tonight? I'll wear my Bertie Bassett thong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 LOL, that's what the little pratt wants. Besides, he doesn't wind me to justify that. He will make his elementary little remarks, only to illustrate what a complete tossed he is to anyone reading. Being a bitter twat and alienating human kind are his only identifiable character traits, and the main reasons he has yet to experience sex with a real woman. His inflatable vinyl surrogate is up against it tonight. Just ignore him. That's what he does when he hasn't got anything to say. Or maybe he has no idea what we are talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Does it grow on trees? No but you usually find it in dense undergrowth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 and they loved being tickled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 but they have their uses, like, erm,... they carry sperm to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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