colonelkurtz Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 In the shops - on the train - in the cafe - in the street - yelling and whingeing...and the latest fad ,standing the little shits in supermarket trolleys - for fucks sake it never ends. Often at the ideal height for a swift braced elbow smash right across the little fuckers kisser but with the slack jawed knuckle dragger or the alternative 'my perfect little darling' parent usually in proximity the wiser option is to resist [although it's debatable if the cunts would notice anyway as they always seem to be involved in some crucial iphone text session, avvin' a fag or busy sending pictures of their genitalia to fuck knows who] Maybe it's that these little cunts in waiting are a bit like farts - your own are ok but everyone elses are unbearable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Everything unpleasant about these vermin is amplified a thousand fold when travelling by train. I've moved carriage more than once in order to stay out of prison. You get a different sort in museums, usually called Oliver or Thomas, but they still deserve to be fed to the British Lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I don't like (most) kids. I didn't like them even when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 The problem is exacerbated when the child is of adult years, and still demands to ride int he trolley, along with his plushies and katana. You just want to smack them one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 The problem is exacerbated when the child is of adult years, and still demands to ride int he trolley, along with his plushies and katana. You just want to smack them one. Fuck me I don't like you one little bit. Rubbish to the core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Yep. It is times such as these that one has to feel for Broneyo's Mother. If the picture he posted of her is accurate, it's times such as these one has to feel up Broneyo's mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Fuck me I don't like you one little bit. Rubbish to the core. That's a shame, Fwank. I don't feel that way about you. However shall I go on with this new information? Have a drink lads and lasses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 kids are kids and will act accordingly to their level of bad parenting received. It used to be bad parenting until some medical fucker invented ADHD and Arsebergers. Now kids aren't evil little shits they are now afflicted with one of these and this admonishes the parents of being guilty of shit parenting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 It used to be bad parenting until some medical fucker invented ADHD and Arsebergers. Now kids aren't evil little shits they are now afflicted with one of these and this admonishes the parents of being guilty of shit parenting. Somebody needs to make money from this. So the brats get placed on Ritalin or some other medication. Instead of actually taking it, they SELL it! SO they are on the path dealing in drugs already, still badly behaved, and the drug companies get paid a small ransom for each prescription filled. When the brat gets behind in school, it's off to the counselor for therapy, so some cunt with alphabet fucking soup behind their name gets paid a small ransom, the kid is still a brat, and the parents are still cunts for releasing the demon upon society. The little shit drops from school, steals a fucking car, runs into a family of six, returning home from their footie practice, and the prison system now has a new cunt to house, clothe, feed, and tend to 24/7, the parents have probably begun making a new little shitcunt, so the cycle repeats, and certain cunts continue to get rich, quietly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Apparently there are quite a few of these at conference in Birmingham this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Had a battalion of these miniature Krakatoa's afflict me on holiday this year. You can tell their parents are 'Yummy Mummies' forever prattling on about 'me time' and Daddies alternatively fucking their secretaries and then the Third World on the Stock Exchange to get close to their kids except for the two weeks they have to forego the au pair, and actually try and integrate with these dwarf noise merchant strangers. They haven't got a clue and so Adam, Piers, Toby and Jocasta are left to run riot like a Panzer Tank division through Poland, whilst the Parents (as we'll call them for handy reference purposes) deal with the horror by getting smashed at the bar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Had a battalion of these miniature Krakatoa's afflict me on holiday this year. You can tell their parents are 'Yummy Mummies' forever prattling on about 'me time' and Daddies alternatively fucking their secretaries and then the Third World on the Stock Exchange to get close to their kids except for the two weeks they have to forego the au pair, and actually try and integrate with these dwarf noise merchant strangers. They haven't got a clue and so Adam, Piers, Toby and Jocasta are left to run riot like a Panzer Tank division through Poland, whilst the Parents (as we'll call them for handy reference purposes) deal with the horror by getting smashed at the bar. Or shove them in the creche for the fortnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Or shove them in the creche for the fortnight.I think I can quote!!!Watch out World - you're going to be taking it like a pornstar now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Or shove them in the creche for the fortnight. Or leave them in the apartment while the parents go out for a piss up. Only to return to find one of the children has "mysteriously" disappeared. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Or leave them in the apartment while the parents go out for a piss up. Only to return to find one of the children has "mysteriously" disappeared. Apparently. To link in with your previous post: its not just the parents at the lower end of the scale its the middle class parents. They're the ones who bring their kids into restaurants and cafes and let them run amok. "They let children into restaurants on the continent". Yes but their kids are well behaved and not little fucking animals like yours! See it all the time around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I totally disagree with your comment here. Just saying like, but you are wrong. Whatevaaaaaaaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Do you KNOW anything about ASD? Or is your opinion of it sacrosanct. Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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