Guest Keith Lard Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 So a while ago I was at Forbidden Planet in Nottingham looking at all the comics and other merchandise. It was a special day as its 50% off to people with loyalty cards. So I collected all manga, MLP:FiM and Adventure Time comics and gone up to the counter. However the cunt serving me wanted me to pay full price. I asked why and he said that my loyalty card is revoked after he found white sticky goo in the pages of the comics in the manga section. I demanded to pay for my comics in half price but he told me to either pay it in full or fuck off. So I went up the stand where the Marvel and DC comics are shelved, pulled down my pants, faced my butt cheeks towards the comics and let out all the poo I hold in for days. The shopkeeper screamed at me to stop it, put I then decided to run around the shop, shaking my ass and have poo flying everywhere. The police then came half an hour later and put me in handcuffs and escort me out the shop. Then a bit of watery poo came out and hit one of the cops so they kicked me to the ground and beat me up with batons. I stayed a night in the cells covered in shit and waited for my mom to fetch me. What the fuck wrong did I do that day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 All that never happened did it Keith. Go on,be honest now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 All that never happened did it Keith. Go on,be honest now. Can I post you a pair of my fudgy undies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 All that never happened did it Keith. Go on,be honest now. He had me convinced right up until the bit about the watery poo coming out, as this is obviously bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Can I post you a pair of my fudgy undies? No but you can suck Judge's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Ban the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Ban the cunt. Have a heart, he's been banned from everywhere else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 If it had really happened it is the sort of thing that would have made tabloid headlines and tv news too. Better than some of your more recent offerings though. Shit post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 If it had really happened it is the sort of thing that would have made tabloid headlines and tv news too. Better than some of your more recent offerings though. Shit post. You mean like Victor Ford, who was fined £200 for taking a shit on a roadkill hedgehog in the middle of a street in Spalding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Keith, good on ya! While this is still utter wank, it's far and beyond better than your recent activity. I think if you had left out the scat activity, and worked more on the contributions between the pages of the comics, you would have had a hit on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Be fair chaps, who of us hasn't wanked into a manga comic in a high street store? Keith's account of the incident seems quite plausible to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Have a heart, he's been banned from everywhere else... No.. Ban the cunt. This thread is a prime example of why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Keith, good on ya! While this is still utter wank, it's far and beyond better than your recent activity. I think if you had left out the scat activity, and worked more on the contributions between the pages of the comics, you would have had a hit on this one. Agreed. Much better Keef. Almost up to the standard of the original fucking bollocks you used to post. Well done son, you've still got the old magic when you try........you fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I would assume an act of this magnitude would of at least hit the local news bulletins, probably highlighting a retarded fruitcake being let off the lead in an anoraks convention. Suffice to say talk to your classmates or perhaps the other patients to come up with something a little more interesting next time, which possibly wont include any bodily fluids or reference to turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Well played fat man. Better then that not as good as used to be shit you were serving us up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 What a way to make an impression, Bronsky. You shouldn't be wearing loose shorts for the diarrhea to hit and run down your legs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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