Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I am planning to pop over for me hols. I don’t want snorkelist being any bother while I topping up me tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'll be wearing me M & S swimsuit - with pleated skirt, I don't run about with me baps hanging out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I am planning to pop over for me hols. I don’t want snorkelist being any bother while I topping up me tan. Seeing as snorkelists tend to stick their head under water I can't imagine them getting in the way if your lying on the beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'll be wearing me M & S swimsuit - with pleated skirt, I don't run about with me baps hanging out. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Because me baps are so kissable, I cannot have all & sundry hanging off me arse. I will wear me Tiffany shades, & red lips - lips don't tan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'd slather some Canesten on them anyway...just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'd slather some Canesten on them anyway...just in case. Thank you for your helpful tip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 You should post a pic of this 'swimsuit' Just so we can advise you if it's suitable or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I am planning to pop over for me hols. I don’t want snorkelist being any bother while I topping up me tan. Top up your tan? Its Britain, October and you have a tan? Even I don't have a tan in october Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Because me baps are so kissable, I cannot have all & sundry hanging off me arse. I will wear me Tiffany shades, & red lips - lips don't tan? Your baps are sagging low hangers that could beat a cunt to death if you jog without a top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Top up your tan? Its Britain, October and you have a tan? Even I don't have a tan in october That's no tan, its jaundice. Being so obviously of her head on booze all the time there's a price for prof to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Brazil is fabski but full of poor Brazilians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Top up your tan? Its Britain, October and you have a tan? Even I don't have a tan in october I thought the anglo romanies were naturally dark skinned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I thought the anglo romanies were naturally dark skinned. Romanchals to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'll be wearing me M & S swimsuit - with pleated skirt, I don't run about with me baps hanging out. I'd say you are wearing game day bling with a faux diamond collar for a shark in heat. One will get you and you ain't coming back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'd say you are wearing game day bling with a faux diamond collar for a shark in heat. One will get you and you ain't coming back. Horrid 'cunt' me swimsuit makes me look elegant on the beach. Me little pleated skirt shows off me hips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Brazil is fabski but full of poor Brazilians. One of my biggest regrets is not going to Brazil in my twenties and finding myself a stunning Brazilian peasant girl to marry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Horrid 'cunt' me swimsuit makes me look elegant on the beach. Me little pleated skirt shows off me hips. Don't mention your hips, ffs, Keith will explode in a frenzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Horrid 'cunt' me swimsuit makes me look elegant on the beach. Me little pleated skirt shows off me hips. Why not get some fashion advise from Moi. She knows fuck all about elegant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Horrid 'cunt' me swimsuit makes me look elegant on the beach. Me little pleated skirt shows off me hips. We know Mohammed the tent maker is talented, but you're a challenge, even for such a gifted artisan as he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 We know Mohammed the tent maker is talented, but you're a challenge, even for such a gifted artisan as he. I ain't obese, nor fat - dog shit face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I ain't obese, nor fat - dog shit face. lamb shank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 I ain't obese, nor fat - dog shit face. Don't fucking dare try the "big boned" or "full figured woman with curves" rubbish. Both are malicious lies and euphemisms for tuskers. Your individual gravitational mysteries aside, you're still a total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Recife |rəˈsiːfi| a port on the Atlantic coast of NE Brazil, capital of the state of Pernambuco; pop. 1,533,580 (2007). Former name Pernambuco. The Corner might come up in a geography homework searches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Don't fucking dare try the "big boned" or "full figured woman with curves" rubbish. Both are malicious lies and euphemisms for tuskers. Your individual gravitational mysteries aside, you're still a total cunt. I HAVE SMALL BONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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