Guest ducunti Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 What the fuck is going on here, every cunt over the age of fifty will be diagnosed, along with their dogs, parrots and goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Fucking hell, they can't diagnose jack shit. And GPs aren't psychiatrists so how are they gonna manage that? On the other hand plenty of folk would willingly pay £55 for the diagnosis to be imposed on their spouse, as comes with it power of attorney over their financial affairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Fucking hell, they can't diagnose jack shit. And GPs aren't psychiatrists so how are they gonna manage that? On the other hand plenty of folk would willingly pay £55 for the diagnosis to be imposed on their spouse, as comes with it power of attorney over their financial affairs! They aren't going to... They will get £55 for every referral they make to a psychiatrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Why? Don't they already get paid to do their job? Or is this additional work? All it will achieve is yet another burden on the NHS. Sounds like an indirect pay increase for GPs and could be open to abuse by some. GPs work long enough hours as it is, no wonder they're making serious mistakes. Some are under so much strain they can't face the day without a bottle of Jack Daniels. What they need is a shorter working week. Wouldn't the sum of all those £55s pay for a few extra GPs in the system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Fucking hell! I'll get diagnosed, forget I got diagnosed, rest and repeat and make the cunt doctor split the funds with me or I'll lag the cunt in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I can't be charged as I'm fucking demented!!! Scam of the century. See you fuckers when I'm rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This is all part of the Quality and Outcomes Framework (QoF). Dementia is not the only disease/ailment that GPs get paid for. COPD, Diabetes, Depression to name but a few are all apart of this. Its an excellent idea as GP surgeries have to make targets. For example; if there are 300 patients who have Diabetes, then GPs have to get them in for their reviews. This makes sure that patients aren't neglected and keeps them falling ill and being a burden on the hospitals. As cuntspotter rightly pointed out; any patient who may have dementia (there is a test that GPs carry out) will be reffered to psyche at hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 My doctor is the retarded one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Blimey... My Doctor's onto a winner simply by diagnosing himself, the demented old fool. I only have to pop me head in for a repeat prescription of Methadone, and he's trying to tit me-up and all sorts. Still, the fifty five quid will come in handy as 'shut-up' money, I suppose. After all, he's been buggering me for free with his "stethoscope" (his name for his dick) ever since he said I had prob's wiv me tonsils. The GP himself don't get the 55 quid. It goes back into the practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The GP himself don't get the 55 quid. It goes back into the practice I think I will pay my fat lazy cunt of a GP a visit. The fucker can earn his £55 the hard way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Blimey... My Doctor's onto a winner simply by diagnosing himself, the demented old fool. I only have to pop me head in for a repeat prescription of Methadone, and he's trying to tit me-up and all sorts. Still, the fifty five quid will come in handy as 'shut-up' money, I suppose. After all, he's been buggering me for free with his "stethoscope" (his name for his dick) ever since he said I had prob's wiv me tonsils. My doctor suddenly shouted "Look, no hands!!" in the middle of my prostate examination. Is that normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think I will pay my fat lazy cunt of a GP a visit. The fucker can earn his £55 the hard way Tell him you keep shitting yourself and forgetting where you live spot, you'll definitely get referred then you can give the psych at the hospital a run for his money as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This is true Jazz. Perhaps I should become a bit aggressive and destructive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 What the fuck, I keep getting http error on one of my own noms now, ok on chrome though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This is true Jazz. Perhaps I should become a bit aggressive and destructive. Go on Spot, kick the shit out of his heineken rucksack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 What the fuck is going on here, every cunt over the age of fifty will be diagnosed, along with their dogs, parrots and goldfish. It will be a bit like visiting the dentist where you get asked to sign a blank treatment form which no doubt the dentist's receptionist very carefully completes once you leave to claim the fees from the King's Fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Have you seen Elsie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 That much money will just confuse you Bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I paid £55 to a hypnotist to improve my memory but I can't remember his name though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Harwich for the continent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Clacton for the incontinent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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